<@Pacala|work> How are you doing now?
<@Gregatar> pretty good i got a nude girl in my bed :p
<@Gregatar> how about you?
<@Pacala|work> Do you want to see her naked?
<@Gregatar> no she is my GF
<@Gregatar> pretty good i got a nude girl in my bed :p
<@Gregatar> how about you?
<@Pacala|work> Do you want to see her naked?
<@Gregatar> no she is my GF
ZKH Zwaffelaar > <link to a kill with a horrible fitted ship>
Kerhs > wait
Kerhs > i killed that piece of fail?
Kerhs > now i am embarrassed for having killed it
Ereshgikal > wash your guns with caustic soda and metal brushes
Kerhs > wait
Kerhs > i killed that piece of fail?
Kerhs > now i am embarrassed for having killed it
Ereshgikal > wash your guns with caustic soda and metal brushes
Droog812 > we get beatin if we dont
Commander Destiny > from who
Droog812 > marko, our ceo weinen
Commander Destiny > you have a dictator fro a ceo
Droog812 > scorps only has 9 toes cause he once missed a tackle on a bs
Commander Destiny > LOL
Droog812 > thats not funny
Commander Destiny > hey you killed my alt i am a ceo of a corp..how could our corp get in ur area sometime looks like u have been playing awhile
Droog812 > his sabre flies slightly to the right now cause hes off balance
Commander Destiny > from who
Droog812 > marko, our ceo weinen
Commander Destiny > you have a dictator fro a ceo
Droog812 > scorps only has 9 toes cause he once missed a tackle on a bs
Commander Destiny > LOL
Droog812 > thats not funny
Commander Destiny > hey you killed my alt i am a ceo of a corp..how could our corp get in ur area sometime looks like u have been playing awhile
Droog812 > his sabre flies slightly to the right now cause hes off balance
<Aztek> why are stuff like "Blue Pill" 10 kg... i'm not even gonna try to eat that :P
<GeromeDoutrande> the list of health warnings weighs 9.99kg
<Aztek> hahahahahahahahaha good point :P
<Aztek> but then 1 gram of drugs don't do much good :/
<GeromeDoutrande> if you had ever read the health warnings you wouldn't say that ;)
<GeromeDoutrande> the list of health warnings weighs 9.99kg
<Aztek> hahahahahahahahaha good point :P
<Aztek> but then 1 gram of drugs don't do much good :/
<GeromeDoutrande> if you had ever read the health warnings you wouldn't say that ;)
Rhaybeck > I find your lack of ewar ... disturbing
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Valourie > I want so bad to build my combat skills
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
Creana > u`r momma is so fat , that BOB mistaken her for a region and claimed her
Leon McMillar > yo what can i do with Kruul's DNA
Ed Anger > clone a minikruul
Ed Anger > clone a minikruul
Sergio Ling > and a whole host of them now
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships