Menta says: "Hey gusy, invite me to group."
You say: "Artis is group leader"
Menta says: "ok invite me to group"
...
<You Tell Artis>: "Why arent you inviting Menta?"
<Artis tells You>: "I thought he wanted gusy to invite him?"
<You tell Artis>: "Poor kid, one typo and he's banished for life"
You say: "Artis is group leader"
Menta says: "ok invite me to group"
...
<You Tell Artis>: "Why arent you inviting Menta?"
<Artis tells You>: "I thought he wanted gusy to invite him?"
<You tell Artis>: "Poor kid, one typo and he's banished for life"
Cathach > as long as I don't die =)
Siren Sylvanis > hehe
Siren Sylvanis > well, it's easy
Siren Sylvanis > you just gotta avoid getting scrammed, locked down, and shot
Siren Sylvanis > dying is caused by an excess of ammo hitting your ship during your daily routine. The Surgeon General recommends a per-minute intake of damage not to exceed your repair amount in order to keep a healthy ship and a healthy lifestyle.
Siren Sylvanis > hehe
Siren Sylvanis > well, it's easy
Siren Sylvanis > you just gotta avoid getting scrammed, locked down, and shot
Siren Sylvanis > dying is caused by an excess of ammo hitting your ship during your daily routine. The Surgeon General recommends a per-minute intake of damage not to exceed your repair amount in order to keep a healthy ship and a healthy lifestyle.
Tainted OrPHeN > YOU SUCK SN
SN3263827 > you talking to me or Wessel?
SN3263827 > you talking to me or Wessel?
Kenistan > Involved parties:<br><br>Name: Toxic Cloud Environment / Unknown (laid the final blow)
Test Ctrl > I dont think I can say I played eve till the day a cloud kills my ship.
Test Ctrl > I dont think I can say I played eve till the day a cloud kills my ship.
Robert0288 > Luftwaffle
Robert0288 > I knew it started with Lu (something)
Tae'Lin Hynd > GET ME SOME SYRUP
Mooha182 > WATCH OUT! FLYING WAFFLES!
VardemanII > LuftWaffles, isn't that what the Americans saw over Germany?
Robert0288 > I knew it started with Lu (something)
Tae'Lin Hynd > GET ME SOME SYRUP
Mooha182 > WATCH OUT! FLYING WAFFLES!
VardemanII > LuftWaffles, isn't that what the Americans saw over Germany?
Sick Boy > INCOMING
Tholarim > jumpins
Sick Boy > ffs
Tholarim > lock and load
Tholarim > !
Canine Fiend > WE DEMAND YOUR MUFFINS
Tholarim > surrender now
Tholarim > and live
Canine Fiend > I WANT MUFFINS
Canine Fiend > we have a toll.
Canine Fiend > blueberry.
Canine Fiend > or bust
Tholarim > that's alot of blue
Tholarim > jumpins
Sick Boy > ffs
Tholarim > lock and load
Tholarim > !
Canine Fiend > WE DEMAND YOUR MUFFINS
Tholarim > surrender now
Tholarim > and live
Canine Fiend > I WANT MUFFINS
Canine Fiend > we have a toll.
Canine Fiend > blueberry.
Canine Fiend > or bust
Tholarim > that's alot of blue
CoolHan Col > i've shot my load on my computer
CrystalTech > ewwww
CrystalTech > That's disgusting.
Cypress Cavalero > hahaha
shandris felari > thank you
shandris felari > i needed to know that
Cypress Cavalero > isnt that what women are for?
CrystalTech > Cypress, you don't want to go there...
CoolHan Col > i mean my friend shot his load
Augin Soric > wow
Neroban > on you?
CrystalTech > ewwww
CrystalTech > That's disgusting.
Cypress Cavalero > hahaha
shandris felari > thank you
shandris felari > i needed to know that
Cypress Cavalero > isnt that what women are for?
CrystalTech > Cypress, you don't want to go there...
CoolHan Col > i mean my friend shot his load
Augin Soric > wow
Neroban > on you?
Ice Breaker2 > lol what happens if i click apply to join xetic? lol
ParMizaN > all your guns turn into miner IIs and your dignity attribute goes into the negative numbers
Takitoo > O.o
ParMizaN > and the undock button is replaced with "surrender"
ParMizaN > all your guns turn into miner IIs and your dignity attribute goes into the negative numbers
Takitoo > O.o
ParMizaN > and the undock button is replaced with "surrender"
Shade Widow > *Beep beep* Internal Hymm to Shizahs ship.
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
Mahamoti > social skills, never thought of that... mostly because the Goonfleet guides say they're worthless. What I had so far failed to realize is that they ARE worthless, FOR PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN GOONFLEET.