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Aiyeeta Beaver > moos, where's my thanatos?
Moostang > under your dress :p
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....well atleast you recognize it as a capital sized appendage
Titan Uranus > i just say a bright flash and my ship turned into an egg - did i just level up?
Jak Brimmstoen > yes. now go to 0.0 space and hatch it.
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Hellspawn01 > all I can say is, talking to them in local is not advised. If its smack free, a "GF" after a fight and a touch at eachothers balls and we can all go home satisfied
Swatcat > HS we dont want to know your sexual preferences :)
Hellspawn01 > :P
* Icarus clones himself. Clone kills Icarus. Clone is now known as Icarus
<+sica> :<
<+CiFera> Technicly Icarus just masturbated.
Sofia Roseburn > The 'ranis is a balls deep approach. You go in, one comes out. No reloads.
* SvenTheMiner kicks Galazar in the nuts
* Galazar has titanium balls
* YourMomma strokes galazars titanium balls
<Orkki> yourmomma: very very creepy
Symbiotes (Insane): new doomscenario: I might BE gevlon goblin, without knowing it myself!
dirk_johnwood: the most unfortunate version of fight club ever
* Khellias menaces Dread with a knife for that last remark.
SerraTsunami> Please don't poke his pecker with your poker.
Malena Panic > it must be a pain getting all that glitter off your nipples too.
Pliskkenn > The glitter can stay, if I must wake up in the afternoon I will at least look fabulous.
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