Barrechor > THE LACHESIS IS THE RESULT OF SEX BETWEEN A DOMINIX AND A BOOMERANG!
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So the other day a baby boy was born. The sad thing was he had no eyelids.
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
DraLaFi > o/
DraLaFi > now that is strange...
Sanaya Sien > ?
DraLaFi > no evemail-flash? everybody called in sick today ?
DraLaFi > now that is strange...
Sanaya Sien > ?
DraLaFi > no evemail-flash? everybody called in sick today ?
Amoo CR > <url=showinfo:1383//149661011>Daf Tidious</url> fof?
Elijah Ghost > f... most definantly f..
Elijah Ghost > f... most definantly f..
Selvedar Miromme > what standing do you need for L3 missions?
Naeti Argiborne > 3.0 corp standing i think?
Bathory Kirara > is it normal that i have more fun doing fits on evehq than actually playing
Bathory Kirara > ?
Selvedar Miromme > no
Bathory Kirara > xD
electrostatus > it depends a bit on the agent. lower quality agents don't require as high of a standing as good agents
Sanguinem Angelus > electro, there are no qualities in agents anymore
Selvedar Miromme > you know you've been playing EVE too long when...
electrostatus > whaaaaaa?
Naeti Argiborne > 3.0 corp standing i think?
Bathory Kirara > is it normal that i have more fun doing fits on evehq than actually playing
Bathory Kirara > ?
Selvedar Miromme > no
Bathory Kirara > xD
electrostatus > it depends a bit on the agent. lower quality agents don't require as high of a standing as good agents
Sanguinem Angelus > electro, there are no qualities in agents anymore
Selvedar Miromme > you know you've been playing EVE too long when...
electrostatus > whaaaaaa?
Letava > all the cool people use falloff (also minmatar do)
Paskis Robinson > I like the Icelandic word for Fuck Off
Paskis Robinson > "Ourlogsshownothingunusual"
Paskis Robinson > "Ourlogsshownothingunusual"
Torvus Jay > i just did the geekiest thing i ever did in my whole life
Torvus Jay > i just peeied in a bottle while playing a game
Torvus Jay > i just peeied in a bottle while playing a game
Spochz Tyrnium > weh weh weh... stfu
Sunny Barger > you shut the fuck up
Cheetah Six > local in a nut shell
Sunny Barger > you shut the fuck up
Cheetah Six > local in a nut shell
> Paul Brosnan eats a pack of crisps, remodels the packet into a rifter and goes to make more money for crisps