ViRUS Pottage > stop talking in local
croakroach > ごめん
ViRUS Pottage > dont you symbol me
croakroach > ごめん
ViRUS Pottage > dont you symbol me
Viktor Fyretracker > EVE is like swimming on a beach in shark infested waters, There is however a catch... The EVE Beach you also have to wonder which fellow swimmer will try and eat you before the sharks.
moc tart > the space around these stations now belongs to ME!
moc tart > MOC TAART!!!
Cid Kelso > Oh wow, are you charging rent?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > I guess that's reasonable. What's the fee?
moc tart > 20 mill
Cid Kelso > Wow, that is quite a fee you got there
Cid Kelso > Is that for maintenance?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > Not for the roads? Potholes? Lights? Hyperspace bypasses?
moc tart > for nubs to pass
Cid Kelso > Ah, do I have any nubs protruding? That would be rather bumpy
moc tart > indeed
Cid Kelso > Oh dear. What's a good solution for removing nubs?
moc tart > afk
moc tart > you are free to pass my friend
Cid Kelso > Oh why thank you!
moc tart > MOC TAART!!!
Cid Kelso > Oh wow, are you charging rent?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > I guess that's reasonable. What's the fee?
moc tart > 20 mill
Cid Kelso > Wow, that is quite a fee you got there
Cid Kelso > Is that for maintenance?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > Not for the roads? Potholes? Lights? Hyperspace bypasses?
moc tart > for nubs to pass
Cid Kelso > Ah, do I have any nubs protruding? That would be rather bumpy
moc tart > indeed
Cid Kelso > Oh dear. What's a good solution for removing nubs?
moc tart > afk
moc tart > you are free to pass my friend
Cid Kelso > Oh why thank you!
damascus352 > [recruitment ad]
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
Haitchi Allamut > Kehmor, Handle the smack please, im going to get a drink.
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
Arashi Miike > pfff...like I wouldnt have podded him for 50mil
Haffrage > I took a 1.6 sec hit too.
Haffrage > I used to be 2.7
David Darkstar > hey, you're a Caldari. You're supposed to pod your own
mom for ISK. Get over it.
Haffrage > I took a 1.6 sec hit too.
Haffrage > I used to be 2.7
David Darkstar > hey, you're a Caldari. You're supposed to pod your own
mom for ISK. Get over it.
Wyehr > how about insulting names? "Primary target is IamALousyFleetCommander"
Wyehr > or, MeBecauseImASpy
Wyehr > or, MeBecauseImASpy
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Adge > "Why are you windmilling your arm like that?" "I'm playing EVE on the Wii and I'm trying to hit this %^%*&$ interceptor."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."
Tolomea > haven't played anything else at all since I started eve
Jaezila > Well you probably don't have a 15 year old and 12 year old son, both of whom say EVE is too complicated ...
Jaezila > and who need Mommy to please please please play a healer to help them through their quest ...
Jaezila > Well you probably don't have a 15 year old and 12 year old son, both of whom say EVE is too complicated ...
Jaezila > and who need Mommy to please please please play a healer to help them through their quest ...