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Fh'ear > Classic retard moment incomming.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.

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Cruniac > I don't get it, you can't draw a pic of him... but it's ok to name sweetbreads after him :p
Hafthor > lol
Cruniac > ... still, would be kinda ironic if WW III started with a funny pic in a danish newspaper...

#1584 + ( 35 ) -inappropriate?

<Innerdrive> its like sweet balls filled with yellowish stuff ya can buy at the bakkery
<Innerdrive> i left them in the freezer all this time ;
<Innerdrive> about 5 hours to long ;
<Innerdrive> dunno the english word for it
<Innerdrive> they fill those balls etc completely with it
<Innerdrive> its filling
<Innerdrive> creammy filling
<Innerdrive> and my mum allways puts it on the table but i dont like it warm i want it cold
<Innerdrive> but now its gonna be frozen :/
<mim|BIG> i soo hope you're talking about custard

#3975 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

Atrisha > so bored
Atrisha > sv_gravity 0
Atrisha > wheeeeee
Atrisha > sv_friction -1
Atrisha > wheeeeeeeeee

#11408 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Arienna Trishael> Can I ambulate in your POS? :D
Arienna Trishael> ... How come everything I say sounds dirty? :(

#1730 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Seargant S > just woke up from a nap on the keyboard

#7027 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Allistar Mckeon > hey dudes
Allistar Mckeon > WELCOME TO DFC ARON
Comrade2002 > hello
Arondor > heh thanks but you're a tad late :)
Allistar Mckeon > i was WORKING!
Deschenus Maximus > ALLI!
Comrade2002 > sure you always say that alli
Deschenus Maximus > Can you make those rigs pretty plz?
Allistar Mckeon > ITS DONE
Comrade2002 > we all know you're on social assistance
Deschenus Maximus > WHAT'S DONE? MY RIGS ARE DONE?
Deschenus Maximus > WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Deschenus Maximus > WHO TOOK MY POPCORN?
Deschenus Maximus > WHERE'S GRANDMA?
Deschenus Maximus > WHY DOES GRANDMA HAVE A CORN COB UP HER ASS?
Deschenus Maximus > WHO PUT HTE CORN COB UP GRANDMA'S ASS?
Deschenus Maximus > WHY AM I SHOUTING AGAIN?
Comrade2002 > ummm....yeah.....
Deschenus Maximus > lol
Deschenus Maximus > I'm tired
Comrade2002 > desch had a little too much ritalin
Deschenus Maximus > OR NOT ENOUGH!
Comrade2002 > im betting on too much
Deschenus Maximus > CATS!
Allistar Mckeon > 2 secs des
Allistar Mckeon > loggin on chief
Deschenus Maximus > SAVING THIS CONVO FOR POSTERITY!

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Tristan Acoma > Ask me about my attention deficit disorder. Or a dog. Or my freighter. I have a Loki. Do you like Quaffe? Hi!

#13562 + ( 25 ) -inappropriate?

Camper101 > finally found a way to play eve at work
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow

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Ty Frisco > i had made arrangements with amy to meet right after, but of course amy was late.
Amy Homolak > , eat me
Amy Homolak > ty you always come first, a lady is supposed to come late
Augin Soric > amy last i recall over vent you're a dude right?
Amy Homolak > ya i was playing my character, thats about as much as you'll get of role playing from me too
Augin Soric > ah
Augin Soric > 'k cause the creepy alarm was starting to go off
Augin Soric > "It puts the lotion on its skin..."
Amy Homolak > LOL

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