Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
Tomahawk Bliss > i need no filthy high slots, i rep by the sheer homoerotic awesome of my gaze...armor starts to unzip; i look at it with my come-hither stare; armor zips back up and runs home to its wife
Kenten Roderick > Name a price and I'll yell highway robbery and then accept it anyway.
<OmberZombie> it's the internet, what else is it good for other than downloading porn?
New Shadow > Bloodhands > ok The Few. guys, you will no longer be killed by hirr JB towers, watch out for Arrow. towers, they will still shoot anyone, from any alliance, including its own CEO.
<RayMc|BIG> i had a dream last night
<RayMc|BIG> that they nerfed the highway
<RayMc|BIG> and yulai to nonni was 30 jumps
<RayMc|BIG> and Amberion and Sheep were chasing me the whole way
<RayMc|BIG> and I had a tech II capacitor in my hold
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason my ship kept on aligning slower and slower
<RayMc|BIG> then a racoon ate this moon i was warping past
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason i could hear tony blair's voice
<RayMc|BIG> and he was telling me
<RayMc|BIG> to stop eating spicy pizza just before bed
<RayMc|BIG> that they nerfed the highway
<RayMc|BIG> and yulai to nonni was 30 jumps
<RayMc|BIG> and Amberion and Sheep were chasing me the whole way
<RayMc|BIG> and I had a tech II capacitor in my hold
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason my ship kept on aligning slower and slower
<RayMc|BIG> then a racoon ate this moon i was warping past
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason i could hear tony blair's voice
<RayMc|BIG> and he was telling me
<RayMc|BIG> to stop eating spicy pizza just before bed
<Cro_Magnus> Well...
<Cro_Magnus> There is one bit of good news
<Massai> agreed
<Cro_Magnus> Napoleonus, our annoying bastard....
<Massai> i would spend a bullet on Daakkon over Cro
<Cro_Magnus> IS GOING TO HAVE TO SING TO BRITNEY SPEARS
<Paladine> Cro
<Paladine> Sing "Genie in a bottle" :P
<Cro_Magnus> so it doesn't matter how bad I did... it's going to be infinitely better than anyone trying to mangle Britney...
<DJBaggins> hmm,mangle britney,hmm theres an idea
<Cro_Magnus> There is one bit of good news
<Massai> agreed
<Cro_Magnus> Napoleonus, our annoying bastard....
<Massai> i would spend a bullet on Daakkon over Cro
<Cro_Magnus> IS GOING TO HAVE TO SING TO BRITNEY SPEARS
<Paladine> Cro
<Paladine> Sing "Genie in a bottle" :P
<Cro_Magnus> so it doesn't matter how bad I did... it's going to be infinitely better than anyone trying to mangle Britney...
<DJBaggins> hmm,mangle britney,hmm theres an idea
Babelle > is it just me that gets annoyed ?.. or do people who replace a fullstop/period at the end of every singl sentence with 'lol', wind other peeps up too ?
Kyoko Sakoda > that annoys me too lol
Kyoko Sakoda > that annoys me too lol
Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Tatsue Nuko > That bio...
Tatsue Nuko > proficany in railguns...
Tatsue Nuko > awards in compitition
Tatsue Nuko > Undefeated thoughtour career
Atandros > ...spelling bees excepted....
Tatsue Nuko > proficany in railguns...
Tatsue Nuko > awards in compitition
Tatsue Nuko > Undefeated thoughtour career
Atandros > ...spelling bees excepted....