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Lady Gryphon > /emote picks iasius up by his ear and puts him in his crib
Lady Gryphon > "now you have to stay there till you can behave"
Iasius > suck my balls big moma
Grey Hunter > /emote ducks
Lady Gryphon > 0o
Grey Hunter > FIRE IN THE HOLE
Lady Gryphon > /emote pulls out her whip
Iasius > i want a domi
Lady Gryphon > ok enough of this mr potty mouth!
Grey Hunter > you got one, her name is Lady Gryphon

#593 + ( 47 ) -inappropriate?

agentorange > get out of my belt loser
Dark Shines > NO YOU MAKE ME LONELY
agentorange > ok, er
agentorange > don't be lonely anymore.
agentorange > talk to me.
agentorange > i will make you feel better.
Dark Shines > I WILL GO FIGHT THE LONELY WITH KARATE.
agentorange > oh ok.
agentorange > tell me why you are lonely.
Dark Shines > THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME COMBAT THE LONELY.
Dark Shines > LONELY LIVES IN MY HOUSE.
agentorange > is it a pet?
Dark Shines > ENDLESS FEARFUL LONELY.
Dark Shines > NO IT IS LONELY.
agentorange > is it a stuffed animal?
Dark Shines > NO.
agentorange > what is it?
agentorange > hat is it that makes you so lonely?
Dark Shines > IT IS THE COLD, VICE-LIKE GRIP OF THE LONELY.
agentorange > ...
Dark Shines > SO NOW I WILL ATTEMPT TO USE KARATE TO FIGHT LONELY IN COMBAT.
agentorange > ok.
Dark Shines > THANK YOU AGAIN FOR HELPING ME FIGHT LONELY.
agentorange > i have to go m8.
Dark Shines > IT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND ME AND WORLD.
Dark Shines > OKAY GO.
Dark Shines > FIGHT LONELT.
Dark Shines > LONELY.
agentorange > i will be back in a little while.
Dark Shines > ALL RIGHT. agentorange > ok
agentorange > bye.
Tiesel Haxan > I WILL BE LONELY UNTIL THEN.
Tiesel Haxan > YES. BYE.

#5177 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

danzebest > omg who just bought all modal neutron particle guns
danzebest > then put em up for 6mil each
danzebest > thanks a lot
Olixia Castitatis > /emote tips hat
danzebest > giving poor people a chance..

#12181 + ( -2 ) -inappropriate?

Akeru Arsan > give a man a skill book he'll train for 19 days, give him a ISK and he plays a lotto.

#5368 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Estrago > My Javs are completely useless now.
Valandril > no theyr not
Estrago > You want to bet?
Valandril > u can reprocess them *.*

#4682 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Acamadous > LOCAL bad guys are here
Acamadous > Barracoada
MegaJ > barracaola bears
Acamadous > one is in ix-11
Acamadous > belt
Acamadous > who's combat ready?
PMolkenthin > lol
PMolkenthin > use alliance chat ffs

#9516 + ( 16 ) -inappropriate?

danieljedi > i would mate but i have work

#5491 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

<@Sham> I don't notice more maturity or intelligence in EVE than in WoW or any other MMO I've tried
<@Sham> I mean fuck, just look at us
<@Sham> We keep letting Sokhar in

#4304 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Caanan > i got tipped 30 bucks today
Caanan > for a 1 hour lesson
Zigy > oh yeah like getting home and being yelled at
Faizon Caesar > are you a hooker?
Zigy > and i might not being going to college
Caanan > so thats 40 dollars made in an hour
Zigy > wow
Caanan > o/
Faizon Caesar > :)
Caanan > omg
Zigy > you give cheap blowjobs

#4295 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Drakma > /emote holds up his sign : Will PvP for Dates (not with beaver)
Aiyeeta Beaver > thank god
Chronus26 > lol
Drakma > Actually....
Drakma > do you do laundry?
Zy'or Tealon > o oh...
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....shit.... I don't want to answer that... because I'm not doing your laundry...
Aiyeeta Beaver > I do laundry like a man.... *tosses all dirty clothes into a single cycle*
Drakma > perfect, that's what my clothes are used to
Aiyeeta Beaver > crap crap crap...
Drakma > everything that used to be white is now a pale pink
Griff Skyshock > suits you Drak
Drakma > Thanks honey

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