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Celestra Doxaila > hmm, so in greek mythology, Thanatos is the son of Nyx and Erebus
Celestra Doxaila > guess they were right to make the Nyx a "Mother" ship
Celestra Doxaila > eh, get it?
...
Celestra Doxaila > ew, it also says that Nyx and Erebus were brother and sister
Celestra Doxaila > guess thats why Thanatos is a bit lopsided
Rick Bardock > although extreemely fatty ... human buts taste awsome
Tido Maliyu > rick
Tido Maliyu > are you ghey? -.-
Rick Bardock > nope
Rick Bardock > just a necrophiliac / canible
Rick Bardock > canable*
Tido Maliyu > .......
Tido Maliyu > ok now you scare me more than marilyn manson did when i was 7 0.o
Rick Bardock > say tido can i come meet with you ?
Tido Maliyu > ...... no..... 0_0
Leopold II > heh.. gotta love wrecks with names like "I am faster than you" :)
Perastis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
Teflon Blade > crap player then
<Kayosoni> wow?
<Kayosoni> WOW?
* CJ|WoW was kicked by Kayosoni (stop playing girlyman games.)
* CJ|WoW has joined #atuk
<CJ|WoW> omg
* ChanServ sets mode: +o CJ|WoW
<CJ|WoW> go bang some catgirls or somethin :/
<Kayosoni> I would
<CJ|WoW> but?
<Kayosoni> YOU SHUT UP
<Kayosoni> STOP MOCKING ME ;/
T'Amber > anyone got some spare strawberry lube?
T'Amber > nvm wrong channel
Tomasita > lol
Cheeba Don > i got menthol...
T'Amber > i want to smell good not roleplay public toilet sex
Icarileo > ta'am ive got strawberry but its only in a 45gallon drum
T'Amber > what did you do?
T'Amber > steal vuk lau's monthly shipment?
• Wrangler|psycho|out is now known as Wrangler
(&Wrangler) I'm back o/
(&Mephysto) you left?
(%sharkbait) hehe
• Join: Atlantean
• sharkbait sets mode: +v Atlantean
(&Wrangler) yes, I went psycho
• Part: Atlantean
(&Wrangler) hmm.. did I scare him?
(%sharkbait) would appear so :)
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
RlgorMortls > Nakiti Seklati that story was a better story than twilight
Ta'jek > the ingredients panel for corn flakes is a better story then Twilight
Marilena Astart > well I would prefer to have one for school
Marilena Astart > and I can pull money out of my loans to buy one or something
Spork Witch > wow
Spork Witch > mind, meet gutter
Spork Witch > i definitely read that as "loins"
Marilena Astart > that would be epic if I could just pull money out of my vag
Spork Witch > well, metaphorically speaking....
Marilena Astart > .....
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