<large_trout> Rubbing myself in oil is just a harmless hobby
<Lancer> y'all should come play eve again
<Lancer> it's cool and stuff
<Murphy> nope
<Benneh> are there still blob wars?
<Benneh> that take up the entire map?
<Benneh> between thousands of players?
<Benneh> each of whom know what the other is doing a week in advance?
<Benneh> and who like to brag about it freely on the forums?
<Benneh> while simultaneously claiming that they don't actually take eve very seriously at all?
<Benneh> with a sig spouting off how uber their killboard stats are?
<Benneh> while most said stats were likely achieved through some lag-induced turkeyshoot?
<Benneh> that they had to alarmclock for?
<Benneh> under pain of losing their ratting rights?
<Benneh> yeah that sounds pretty cool
<Lancer> it's cool and stuff
<Murphy> nope
<Benneh> are there still blob wars?
<Benneh> that take up the entire map?
<Benneh> between thousands of players?
<Benneh> each of whom know what the other is doing a week in advance?
<Benneh> and who like to brag about it freely on the forums?
<Benneh> while simultaneously claiming that they don't actually take eve very seriously at all?
<Benneh> with a sig spouting off how uber their killboard stats are?
<Benneh> while most said stats were likely achieved through some lag-induced turkeyshoot?
<Benneh> that they had to alarmclock for?
<Benneh> under pain of losing their ratting rights?
<Benneh> yeah that sounds pretty cool
Ceti > i think it's a shame we strayed from convo about omber mining and sex. they just go hand in hand i think 0.o
Aussie Fatman > maybe with you, well one hand anyway
Ceti > call me hand solo, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aussie Fatman > I don't want to know what you are doing with your wookie
Aussie Fatman > maybe with you, well one hand anyway
Ceti > call me hand solo, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aussie Fatman > I don't want to know what you are doing with your wookie
Captain Thrawn > what were ya doin' yolo?
c0rny > capt, what business is it of your what he was doing? do we constantly harass you to find out what your doing? no
Captain Thrawn > well he was orbiting me so i was wondering what he was gunna do i am kinda edgy from last time
c0rny > maybe he was going for a piss, maybe he was having a wank, maybe he was looking at summat, who knows, but its up to him what he was doing
Enesta > he could very well be taking a nice young lady on a tour
Basheron > rawr
Aquillar > having a wank?
Enesta > would you like it, when (if) you were on a date and had someone constantly asking you what you were up to :)
c0rny > yeah, sorry, maybe he was finding the magnifying glass
c0rny > and tweasers
Enesta > heh
Captain Thrawn > i was in a cruiser corny
c0rny > and?
c0rny > im in a BS
c0rny > i got drones orbitting me, but i dont ask them what the fuck they are doing
Mitby > i had a date like that once Enesta, she never shut up.
Aquillar > :|
c0rny > capt, what business is it of your what he was doing? do we constantly harass you to find out what your doing? no
Captain Thrawn > well he was orbiting me so i was wondering what he was gunna do i am kinda edgy from last time
c0rny > maybe he was going for a piss, maybe he was having a wank, maybe he was looking at summat, who knows, but its up to him what he was doing
Enesta > he could very well be taking a nice young lady on a tour
Basheron > rawr
Aquillar > having a wank?
Enesta > would you like it, when (if) you were on a date and had someone constantly asking you what you were up to :)
c0rny > yeah, sorry, maybe he was finding the magnifying glass
c0rny > and tweasers
Enesta > heh
Captain Thrawn > i was in a cruiser corny
c0rny > and?
c0rny > im in a BS
c0rny > i got drones orbitting me, but i dont ask them what the fuck they are doing
Mitby > i had a date like that once Enesta, she never shut up.
Aquillar > :|
Maxemus Payne > Cayne, what're you doing?
Zedrik Cayne > Dude...shouldn't hav etaken that outta corp hangar..
Maxemus Payne > it was only 50k minerals
Maxemus Payne > stop
Maxemus Payne > STOP
Maxemus Payne > OMG
Maxemus Payne > dude, that was 6 mil for that ship....
Zedrik Cayne > o/
Zedrik Cayne > Dude...shouldn't hav etaken that outta corp hangar..
Maxemus Payne > it was only 50k minerals
Maxemus Payne > stop
Maxemus Payne > STOP
Maxemus Payne > OMG
Maxemus Payne > dude, that was 6 mil for that ship....
Zedrik Cayne > o/
Troll Bridgington > Has anyone ever tried masturbating and timing an orgasm for the moment the cluster shutdown timer hits zero?
<+Asestorian> That reminds me, I have a job
<+Asestorian> ...
<+Asestorian> hmm
<+Asestorian> welp
<+Asestorian> ...
<+Asestorian> hmm
<+Asestorian> welp
<Viceroy> right now i have to write an essay
<Viceroy> comparing machiavelli to thomas moore
<Viceroy> needless to say i will be ripping that carebear
<Viceroy> comparing machiavelli to thomas moore
<Viceroy> needless to say i will be ripping that carebear
Augin Soric > I was born naked and screaming in an explosion of blood.<br>I intend to die the same way.
* Felix Crusher is without words
* Felix Crusher is without words
Azia Burgi > i think its hillarious when i turn up at male friends houses and their parents are shocked to see a girl
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.