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Entity > my uncle is older than 45 and I'd do him any time of the week :P
Entity > he's cute ^.^
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
WashuChanUK > Oh bloody hell..I'm being stalked by my fan boy
Imiarr Timshae > ???
WashuChanUK > Aracna Imahovich
WashuChanUK > If it wasnt for his friendiless I'd pod the boy
Imiarr Timshae > Why's he your fanboy?
WashuChanUK > He follows me to missions by hunting me down with probes, salvages everything, but instead of keeping it..he gives me it..I have to cloak in order to avoid him
Nohren Reiver > what the hell?
Azia Burgi > LOL
Imiarr Timshae > wtf Washu :S
WashuChanUK > He's done it twice in a week now..I dont mind company but he stalks me, he followed me to Dodixie
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nohren Reiver > hahaha
WashuChanUK > I cloaked in the covert ops ship and legged it
Azia Burgi > god that hillarious!
Nohren Reiver > whats the difference to him between you and everyone else?
WashuChanUK > I dont know..
WashuChanUK > He doesnt respond to messages
Volarius > So je voudrais arrange une agreement politicument so i can move my shipement out of there sil voes plate.
<Hangman> i hurt my back in the shower, and i don't think i was wanking
EVE System > Channel changed to Ostingele Local Channel
hackjack > dume f's
hackjack > ooww
hackjack > mommy
hackjack > plz
hackjack > f off
hackjack > go play mans game
Ujamaflip > is anybody offended by that language?
Kanein Encanto > Only for the fact it's horribly mispelt...
Khazorath > So Prof, you going to play the opening ceremony drinking game?
Professor Nutbutter > whassat
Professor Nutbutter > do i just drink until i enjoy it?
Khazorath > Pretty much
Professor Nutbutter > nah i don't like the nearest hospital
MacGyver7 > ok, noob question incoming
* Azia Burgi puts on her n0b question hardeners
Azia Burgi > omg
Azia Burgi > *n00b
whopper > err, did i saw a capital ship hauling trit ?
bUBbLeS g0aT > u saw a cap ship hauling mex
<Levin> keanu reeves is a weapon of mass destruction
<Levin> anyoe who sees one of his movies is retarded for the nest 3 days
<Levin> plenty of time to be ovewhelmed, even by the french
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