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* Tareen wants to fly fleets of bestowers filled with explosives into enemy headquarters
<Karnage> *must not make sexual innuendo*
<Ulviirala> aw come on karni, let me fly my bestower in your headquartes and shoot my explosives :D
<Karnage> DO NOT WANT!
<Tareen> you prefer me to fly my geddon into your... docking bay?
<Tareen> and explode there?
Klezmer > Tired of flying those shiny Amarr, Gallente and Caldari ships? Want to know what it's like to pilot the BEST of the Minmatar fleet? Don't waste time crosstraining, simply set all graphics settings to low.
Shadow XII > Interesting how I get blown up for attacking a wreck, meanwhile those pirates float around the police commanders like they're best buddies
Shadow XII > Our tax credits at work!
Par'Gellen > that awkward moment when you suddenly realize the last room in blood/angels WC is NOT angels...
Mattallica > I'm probly the only dude who doesnt like anal
Rock Vixen > :0
<Ben> good stuff, i need a shag! gotta play rugby 2moz.
<Ben> that should'nt have been in the same sentance
<Pozza>...err no not really!
Crumbles > haha. when I see russian people in local.. I start singing russian songs..in local
Crumbles > and they leave me alone.
Crumbles > just went through several RUS-URK people by the gate
Dimbubble > Crumbles, write down lyrics and host plz
Crumbles > well
Crumbles > I saw shittons of them in local
Crumbles > morfeyka and all
Crumbles > and as I was warping
Crumbles > I started writing lyrics
Dimbubble > Lol
Crumbles > "i lenin.. takoy molody.. i krasniy oktyabr v peredi' (lenin is so
young and red october is ahead of us
Crumbles > a communist song. and they started completing the lyrics
Dimbubble > That sounds like a solution to a puzzle in a shitty adventure game
Crumbles > like, finishing sentences
Dimbubble > lololol
Crumbles > so by the time I came out on the other side, they were like telling me to add
Crumbles > friend of RA/RUS
Crumbles > in my thing and put me in good standing
Minikrimi Extreme > either that or Aura is being a prankster again
Yishumitsu > shes being a prankster
St Dragon > spank her
Yishumitsu > im trying now
spectreofoz > anyone up for assaist in a lvl4 mission?
Bishop Gyrafalcon > i do
Bishop Gyrafalcon > but i need to upgrade my ship a little bit
spectreofoz > no probs , what ae you flying?
Bishop Gyrafalcon > reaper rookie ship
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
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