Wrayeth > TBH, the other great thing about this ship is that I cross-trained Caldari on Korv so I can be one of those dual-boxing dicks with a falcon-shaped condom.
Rilewedge > were doomed I tell you doomed
Rilewedge > IAC will not sell us beer
Illystin De'Vir > NoooooOOOOOOO!!!!
Rilewedge > they are willing to sell us something called wine?
Rilewedge > IAC will not sell us beer
Illystin De'Vir > NoooooOOOOOOO!!!!
Rilewedge > they are willing to sell us something called wine?
Mimiru > maybe tomorrow i'll be less
pessimistic and bitchy
Mimiru > (i doubt it)
pessimistic and bitchy
Mimiru > (i doubt it)
Aniara Cass > Closerange for me is 25km, btw... anything closer is sexual harassment...
Notferr > Shit , shit, shit!!!
Xtal Ikiros > what??
Mnisi > ?
Xtal Ikiros > Notferr??
Notferr > NM.... Just got a little scared...
Notferr > Comuter glitch
Xtal Ikiros > lol
Xtal Ikiros > ok...
Notferr > That scared me to death
Notferr > I saw ships everywhere for just a second
Mnisi > hehe
Belac > lol Not, check yer pants
Notferr > chok
Notferr > choked on my own tounge
Xtal Ikiros > what??
Mnisi > ?
Xtal Ikiros > Notferr??
Notferr > NM.... Just got a little scared...
Notferr > Comuter glitch
Xtal Ikiros > lol
Xtal Ikiros > ok...
Notferr > That scared me to death
Notferr > I saw ships everywhere for just a second
Mnisi > hehe
Belac > lol Not, check yer pants
Notferr > chok
Notferr > choked on my own tounge
Aedun Sole > FUCK THIS SHIT
Aedun Sole > LOST MY DRAM
Aedun Sole > CBA ANYMORE
SokoleOko > looks like prime rage to me :)
Aedun Sole > YES!!!!!!!!!!
Aedun Sole > OF ALL SHIPS I CAN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
SokoleOko > moar caps, MOAR RAEG :D
Aedun Sole > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SokoleOko > MOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aedun Sole > .............................
Aedun Sole > whatever
Aedun Sole > i made that dram from a bpc
Aedun Sole > didn't pay for it
Aedun Sole > going to go home now
SokoleOko > it's like own child, I know :)
Aedun Sole > and cry myself to sleep
SokoleOko > then fap?
Aedun Sole > yes
SokoleOko > so it's OK, now? :)
Aedun Sole > yes I am OK now
Aedun Sole > LOST MY DRAM
Aedun Sole > CBA ANYMORE
SokoleOko > looks like prime rage to me :)
Aedun Sole > YES!!!!!!!!!!
Aedun Sole > OF ALL SHIPS I CAN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
SokoleOko > moar caps, MOAR RAEG :D
Aedun Sole > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SokoleOko > MOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aedun Sole > .............................
Aedun Sole > whatever
Aedun Sole > i made that dram from a bpc
Aedun Sole > didn't pay for it
Aedun Sole > going to go home now
SokoleOko > it's like own child, I know :)
Aedun Sole > and cry myself to sleep
SokoleOko > then fap?
Aedun Sole > yes
SokoleOko > so it's OK, now? :)
Aedun Sole > yes I am OK now
Ilfar > I keep searching for 'cyber' on the market, but all I find is these damned implants...
Ilfar > I think the market is trying to tell me something ;_;
Carden > Implants? Illfar wants man boobies?
Allangor > /emote is also convinced he just saw hsi gf walk past in a fluffy teddy as well and shall return soon after investigating the ummm... teddy
Ilfar > Documentation, Allangor!
Ilfar > Don't forget the photographs!
Ilfar > /emote hopes he heard
Ilfar > I already have a full set of implants, Carden... ~_^
Allangor > /emote no it was actually a small fluffy teddy, with lace, but she's just cnaging and refuse to play... :(
Carden > /emote really didn't need to know that
Allangor > k i'll keep it to myself... soz about that, but she really wasaskufdhasiudh
Ilfar > o.O
Ilfar > That looks remarkably like what I do when someone sticks their tongue in my ear...
Carden > Nah Allangor I didn't need to know about Illfar's implants
Ilfar > I think maybe she did want to play, he's a lost cause for the night... Hope he docked :P
Ilfar > I think the market is trying to tell me something ;_;
Carden > Implants? Illfar wants man boobies?
Allangor > /emote is also convinced he just saw hsi gf walk past in a fluffy teddy as well and shall return soon after investigating the ummm... teddy
Ilfar > Documentation, Allangor!
Ilfar > Don't forget the photographs!
Ilfar > /emote hopes he heard
Ilfar > I already have a full set of implants, Carden... ~_^
Allangor > /emote no it was actually a small fluffy teddy, with lace, but she's just cnaging and refuse to play... :(
Carden > /emote really didn't need to know that
Allangor > k i'll keep it to myself... soz about that, but she really wasaskufdhasiudh
Ilfar > o.O
Ilfar > That looks remarkably like what I do when someone sticks their tongue in my ear...
Carden > Nah Allangor I didn't need to know about Illfar's implants
Ilfar > I think maybe she did want to play, he's a lost cause for the night... Hope he docked :P
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Cyther > for some strange reason, I have come to the realization that eve is lacking a civilian missile launcher
Sphalerite > proof tat CCP hats Cadari!!!11!
Sphalerite > proof tat CCP hats Cadari!!!11!
lord tilley > thats why i dont know, im bad with peoples names, i forgot my gf's one today
lord tilley > called her sisters by accident
lord tilley > called her sisters by accident