Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
(latexmessiah) <Greme|Revision> can someone give me an emergency implant of knowledge ::: i dont think galazar his using his brain now or in the near future - so this will be a +0.33 implant if you want it :P
(Minsebstor) hehe
(Greme|Revision) :D
(%Urban_Mongral) heheh
(%Urban_Mongral) +0.33%
(%Jessie|56K) better than a - 3
(latexmessiah) i exagerated a little
(latexmessiah) tryin to make him feel good about himself :P
(Minsebstor) hehe
(Greme|Revision) :D
(%Urban_Mongral) heheh
(%Urban_Mongral) +0.33%
(%Jessie|56K) better than a - 3
(latexmessiah) i exagerated a little
(latexmessiah) tryin to make him feel good about himself :P
Some Belated Holiday Spirit from Sq Sqeakums:
'Twas the night before Evemas, when all through the system
Not a pirate was stirring, not even a rat;
The haulers were docked by the pleasue hub with care,
In hopes that Gallante females soon would be there;
NORAD was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Quafe danced in their heads;
And I in my 'kerchief, and Seraph in his cap,
Had just jumped to his safe-spot for a quick nap,
When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Restoring the window I flew like a flash,
Checking the scanners to avoid any clash.
The seventh moon which was all a-glow
Gave the luster of trit to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature rifter and eight tiny drone-deer,
With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Concord.
More rapid than Ravens his drones they came,
And on local he shouted and called them by name;
"Now Badger! now, Badger! now, Badger and Badger!
On, Badger! on, Badger! on, Mushroom and Mushroom!
To the top of the billbard! to the station wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As newbies before that before the guardians fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, straight through it they fly,
So up to the station-top the drones they flew,
With the rifter full of mins, and St. Concord too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on my scanners
The nearing and locking of each little drone.
As I tapped my engines, and was turning around,
Into my sight St. Concord warped with a bound.
He was dressed like a Caldari, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of items he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a dealer just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth,
And the smole it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a secure can full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when me/ laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled my cargo hold then turned with a jerk,
And tapping his engines, steady as he goes,
And giving a nod, up his rifter rose;
He set his destination, to his drones gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him on local, ere he warped out of sight,
"Happy Evemas to all, and to all a good night!
'Twas the night before Evemas, when all through the system
Not a pirate was stirring, not even a rat;
The haulers were docked by the pleasue hub with care,
In hopes that Gallante females soon would be there;
NORAD was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Quafe danced in their heads;
And I in my 'kerchief, and Seraph in his cap,
Had just jumped to his safe-spot for a quick nap,
When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Restoring the window I flew like a flash,
Checking the scanners to avoid any clash.
The seventh moon which was all a-glow
Gave the luster of trit to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature rifter and eight tiny drone-deer,
With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Concord.
More rapid than Ravens his drones they came,
And on local he shouted and called them by name;
"Now Badger! now, Badger! now, Badger and Badger!
On, Badger! on, Badger! on, Mushroom and Mushroom!
To the top of the billbard! to the station wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As newbies before that before the guardians fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, straight through it they fly,
So up to the station-top the drones they flew,
With the rifter full of mins, and St. Concord too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on my scanners
The nearing and locking of each little drone.
As I tapped my engines, and was turning around,
Into my sight St. Concord warped with a bound.
He was dressed like a Caldari, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of items he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a dealer just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth,
And the smole it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a secure can full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when me/ laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled my cargo hold then turned with a jerk,
And tapping his engines, steady as he goes,
And giving a nod, up his rifter rose;
He set his destination, to his drones gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him on local, ere he warped out of sight,
"Happy Evemas to all, and to all a good night!
northwesten > numbers?
Tamora > they are like letters pete but describe amounts.
Tamora > they are like letters pete but describe amounts.
Kyrall : in case any1 didnt realise, NEVER select 7558 text files and press enter....
Kyrall : damn game logs... :(
Kyrall : damn game logs... :(
Sir Gankage Jakuard > i dont mean to beg but i lost my ship with all my shit inside granted it wasnt much but now i got nowt. Can someone spare me some isk please?
Opi Sangrius > -4.4 sec standing and wanted, you probably had it coming
Viktorieya > i don't mean to beg... but i'm gonna do it anyway
Sir Gankage Jakuard > meh
Olexity Terran > lol welcome to EVE
Eri Nihil > Begging is so 2003, I recommend infiltrating a corp and stealing their stuff.
Eri Nihil > You know, working for it.
Opi Sangrius > -4.4 sec standing and wanted, you probably had it coming
Viktorieya > i don't mean to beg... but i'm gonna do it anyway
Sir Gankage Jakuard > meh
Olexity Terran > lol welcome to EVE
Eri Nihil > Begging is so 2003, I recommend infiltrating a corp and stealing their stuff.
Eri Nihil > You know, working for it.
ImRedYoureDead > my CEO is kinda slow on this :P
Evanga > wtf
Evanga > we have a CEO?
ImRedYoureDead > yea if CEO stands for Crazy Emo Overreactor, we've got one of those
Evanga > wtf
Evanga > we have a CEO?
ImRedYoureDead > yea if CEO stands for Crazy Emo Overreactor, we've got one of those
Sensemann > hm how many ships one can kill until the sec rating drops from 5 to 0?
Ez kill > I think you get -0.5% for agression, -2% for a ship kill and -15% for a pod kill.
jaq draco's > just dont kill pods and ul be fine
Exsalisis > don't pod and your sec will last quite a while xD
Sensemann > who cares about pods^^
Sensemann > if they contiunue using viators i need a ship with 8 meds.....
Sensemann > now they start smaking me by jumping in in huge numbers.....3 haulers... määä
jaq draco's > lol
Sensemann > yea lol right :)
Exsalisis > killing macro haulers?
Sensemann > well i am not particular selectiv about my kills :-p
Badjakstein > Do you do it for the killing or the isk?
Sensemann > i do it cause i am bored, have a high sec rating and want some killmails
Admiral Goberius > senseman that my alt you are trying (and failing) to kill you titnoob
Badjakstein > oke :-)
Exsalisis > lmao
Badjakstein > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sensemann > OMG lol
Admiral Goberius > what an embarassement =p
Sensemann > stfu!!!! :)
Ez kill > I think you get -0.5% for agression, -2% for a ship kill and -15% for a pod kill.
jaq draco's > just dont kill pods and ul be fine
Exsalisis > don't pod and your sec will last quite a while xD
Sensemann > who cares about pods^^
Sensemann > if they contiunue using viators i need a ship with 8 meds.....
Sensemann > now they start smaking me by jumping in in huge numbers.....3 haulers... määä
jaq draco's > lol
Sensemann > yea lol right :)
Exsalisis > killing macro haulers?
Sensemann > well i am not particular selectiv about my kills :-p
Badjakstein > Do you do it for the killing or the isk?
Sensemann > i do it cause i am bored, have a high sec rating and want some killmails
Admiral Goberius > senseman that my alt you are trying (and failing) to kill you titnoob
Badjakstein > oke :-)
Exsalisis > lmao
Badjakstein > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sensemann > OMG lol
Admiral Goberius > what an embarassement =p
Sensemann > stfu!!!! :)
Oleandra Shadowjumper > /emote had to switch to hybrid tanking *stupid sansha*
Shaloran Kalior > lololol
Shaloran Kalior > get a proper ship and armour tnk
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no
Augin Soric > /emote tanks hull.
Oleandra Shadowjumper > real men pod tank
Illesa > real men corpse tank :P
Shaloran Kalior > lololol
Shaloran Kalior > get a proper ship and armour tnk
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no
Augin Soric > /emote tanks hull.
Oleandra Shadowjumper > real men pod tank
Illesa > real men corpse tank :P
Fishbone > a vigil - might has well have a banner trailing behind saying, "Newbie for Hire"
Shanzem > hmm i liked teh vigil
Shanzem > got me through many gate camps with out bookmarks ;)
ELECTR0FREAK > oooo navy issue raven undocking from Torrinos VI - M 16 Home guard logistic
ELECTR0FREAK > lets hope he flies into EC :D
Fishbone > lol
Shanzem > now like now days.. when you gate camp they place over 200 bubbles down.. launche as many drones as possible and have about a fleet of 30 waiting for you on the other side ;)
Desron > LOL
Shanzem > hmm i liked teh vigil
Shanzem > got me through many gate camps with out bookmarks ;)
ELECTR0FREAK > oooo navy issue raven undocking from Torrinos VI - M 16 Home guard logistic
ELECTR0FREAK > lets hope he flies into EC :D
Fishbone > lol
Shanzem > now like now days.. when you gate camp they place over 200 bubbles down.. launche as many drones as possible and have about a fleet of 30 waiting for you on the other side ;)
Desron > LOL