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Yorlock > I KILL ore theives
Yorlock > this destroyer is armed nad can drop an indy
Yorlock > stupid chinese farmers stealing my ore
Yorlock > come to last belt
Yorlock > stupid ch--- bastards
Yasujiro Kaibara > Good day to you too, sir!

[Less than a minute later, Yasujiro heads back and scoops some more of his ore. The destroyer "that can drop an indy" turns out just to be a Coercer packed to the brim with Miner I's.]

Yorlock > F- you theiving scum
Yasujiro Kaibara > Citizen, I would strongly advise against littering in the asteroid belts. It may damage a poor rookie pilot's armor plating. I'll scoop that up for you.
Yorlock > you going to lose that indy and your pod scumbag
Yasujiro Kaibara > Enough with the idle threats. I'm simply doing my duty of cleaning up your jettisoned garbage for reprocessing. You should be grateful.
Yorlock > yor a theiving scum who might as well re roll
Yorlock > you are taking my hard earned ore i am trying to save for a barge yuou stupid slime
Yorlock > you owe me 500k... oay now if your smart
Yasujiro Kaibara > Then perhaps you shouldn't carelessly jettison your promptly harvested and oh-so-precious ore as if it were garbage.
Yorlock > everyone mines to can you moron
Yorlock > its faster to come pick it up with my indy
Yorlock > please leave my ore alone
Yorlock > anyone want to killa theiving ISK farmer
Yorlock > 1mil isk if you kill this theiving jerk in last belt
Saithe > touch
Saithe > my penis
ElQuirko > and atm I can't get it past 4.6
Saithe > try viagra
Wraeththu > /emote squints at tickle
Atandros > (for a moment I read that as "squirts".)
Wraeththu > /emote checks his fly
TicklePink > /emote checks her cheek
The Kinmander > Off to bed as well.. Go dream that ill be the first noob to blow a titan.
The Kinmander > hmmm.. i should refraise that to blow UP
Ninazua > was gonna say
Ninazua > erm... ok
The Kinmander > Glad I cought that one
Giselda > not before we laughed though
<Albion> AMD vs. Intel is like arguing Sausage vs. Bacon
<D2> No its not.
<Albion> Who really cares
<D2> Sausage and Bacon go well together
<Count> I like Bacon
<Albion> They both work equally as well
<Albion> I like sausage
<D2> ...we figured.
Hellspawn01 > And if you really care to know, the absolute maximum speed of a claw is 20,590.77 m/s. However a crusader can reach 20,836.21 m/s. That's with max navigation skills, full snake set, 8% speed implant, zor's hyper-link, my-2, and a max gang skill pilot fl...
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
GrandMaster Achilleus > diplomacy is the buffer I'm almsot banned from amarr
GrandMaster Achilleus > soemthing about forsakign the homeland they didn't like
Tellus Fargle > What you marry a minmatar woman?
GrandMaster Achilleus > nah I work for Sanshas nation
GrandMaster Achilleus > Dunno what the empires real beef with em is anyway
GrandMaster Achilleus > slave+ mind control, probalby just pissy they didn't do it first
Tellus Fargle > I think one of the sansha's drew a cartoon about one of the Amarrian religious icons
Tellus Fargle > I hear that will piss people off nowadays
AmIevL > I hear the Minmatars acyually drew the cartoon and blammed the sansha's
EVE System > Channel changed to Yulai Local Channel
FantomChaser > afk. Toilet
FantomChaser > Darn Wrong channel
<jackd`23`> I mean, why would you rename a Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron to Prototye Target Painter? :|
<Misacorp> Maybe it's easier to put into Excel
<Misacorp> Thinner columns
muldar > how come skaters and dirt bikers got all the hot chicks
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
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