orashnic > it was thorax vs thorax
Ame Sonoda > at the gay bar
Ame Sonoda > at the gay bar
punisher09 > this is like you were mafia one day
punisher09 > next day your doing community service
punisher09 > next day your doing community service
Machette Bass > what is the next best ship up from the impairor?
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
<TomB> so femalish
<TomB> ur suposed to cut urself and get hurt ur male
<TomB> TAKE THE PAIN
<Nebulai|Home> ..
* TomB notices his pecker smiling at the thought of getting a clean shave
<TomB> ur suposed to cut urself and get hurt ur male
<TomB> TAKE THE PAIN
<Nebulai|Home> ..
* TomB notices his pecker smiling at the thought of getting a clean shave
Camper101 > YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WAS
Jalmur > any tuggers here?
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
Ruric Thyase > penguins are the money maker
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Dranoel > i'm full of fail today, i't's leaking out
Shaloran Kalior > yeah! go me! floating in space in a ship made of paper with over 20mill or goods in the cargo bay. *sigh* I so deserve to get suicide ganked.
Lachrymal > oh noes sylph!
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu