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Ancient Cow > these women got me trained SoB
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
Rekkza > btw
Rekkza > fyi guys
Rekkza > if you ever need to smuggle weed somewhere
Olefina > olefina wants to BUILD
Rekkza > up your bum isnt actually a viable option
Mizarah > LMAO
Rekkza > it makes you incredibly ill
Mizarah > ROFLMAO
Olefina > making sand castles and tearing them down
Rekkza > and throwing up all over customs and then passing out
Rekkza > isn't actually as subtle as you think
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > damna u rekkza
Rekkza > nor is having some huge black guy remove it from your ass
Rekkza > just saying
Mizarah > i'm lol'ing and every1 in the house is looking at me funny
Rekkza > sorry
Mizarah > saying "it's the drugs" in a soft voice.....
Rekkza > I just thought you should know
Mizarah > thnxs interesting piece of info i'll have in mind
Mizarah > unfortunately.........
Rekkza > it's such a weird sensation
Rekkza > even with the smallest bit of weed up there
Rekkza > once it's out
Rekkza > it feels like you've been gutted or something
Rekkza > you just wanna lie down and cry somewhere
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > sorry
Mizarah > shouldn't laugh
Rekkza > and crying in an australian holding cell
Mizarah > can't help it thou
Rekkza > it's not reallly practical
Hu Fei > van, your alt looks like Qwato from Total Recall
Hu Fei > caaaaaiiiiinnnn
Vandrion > my alt kicks ass
Hu Fei > it looks like he should be attached to your stomach and act as the leader of the alien resistence
Evanda Char > o/
Scagga Laebetrovo > o/
Irias Salo > o/
Darina Rea > o
Kostantin Mort > It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Fuglife > NOOO MY AGENT MISSION!
Proxay > Fuglife, your agent is on teh drugs, stop acceptin those drug offers.
Fuglife > pfft i like my crash fueled gangbangs
Fuglife > some marines, livestock and a janitor or two to clean up the mess
Hayokiro > mac's are like being in a relationship with the perfect woman but she only does perfect handjobs
Tekalzor > fucking nats!
Rooker > ?
Tekalzor > there biting me
Rooker > bite back
Kesper North > moms are a lot of work!
Kesper North > once you are in one you can never leave
Kesper North > or Klotz will steal it!
Tertiacero > 0.o just took that totally out of context
Extreme > i will rape your corpse ! :)
Gothikia > i like where this is going 8)
Atrisha > so bored
Atrisha > sv_gravity 0
Atrisha > wheeeeee
Atrisha > sv_friction -1
Atrisha > wheeeeeeeeee
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