Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Alz Shado > I thought the mating call of the Yellowbellied Ratter was "Officer spawn in Belt IV!"
Monty Burns > so how is the pos attack going?
Xelios > boredom has started a coalition Connect 4 tourney...
Xelios > boredom has started a coalition Connect 4 tourney...
"The thousand men of the BOB Alliance descend upon you! Our Dreadnoughts shall blot out the sun!" -SirMolle
"Then our PoS's will fight in the shade." -Sparta Alliance
"Then our PoS's will fight in the shade." -Sparta Alliance
<DJ_RiSC> Whats going on?
<DJ_Damage> clothes atm
<DJ_Damage> clothes atm
Kelron Queldine > kelron need brutix!
Kelron Queldine > kelron need maller!
Olixia Castitatis > Kelron compensating for something?
Kelron Queldine > compensating for not having a brutix and maller?
Kelron Queldine > kelron need maller!
Olixia Castitatis > Kelron compensating for something?
Kelron Queldine > compensating for not having a brutix and maller?
Aberash > Loser of the Day:
LGL-SD VII - Moon 1
eXceed Inc.
4038 points
Aberash > lol
Taniell > we need to kick that moon out of ixc, he ruins our kb efficiency
Fitz Chivalry > wtf was he doing mining without watching local
LGL-SD VII - Moon 1
eXceed Inc.
4038 points
Aberash > lol
Taniell > we need to kick that moon out of ixc, he ruins our kb efficiency
Fitz Chivalry > wtf was he doing mining without watching local
authochthonian > i'll grab my hardners
Xanandu > advert be up
McBarnacle > that statement could be taken well out of context lol
Xanandu > indeed
Vandango0759 > rofl
Xanandu > glad i'm not the only one finding the innuendo..
authochthonian > hardners... hard, check!
McBarnacle > now grab them lol
authochthonian > thats how i checked how hard they were ^_^
McBarnacle > just remember that more than 2 grabs constitutes a capacitor discharge
authochthonian > pmsl
authochthonian > oh god, going to be one of those nights
McBarnacle > you mean a normal night in corp?
authochthonian > yup
Xanandu > advert be up
McBarnacle > that statement could be taken well out of context lol
Xanandu > indeed
Vandango0759 > rofl
Xanandu > glad i'm not the only one finding the innuendo..
authochthonian > hardners... hard, check!
McBarnacle > now grab them lol
authochthonian > thats how i checked how hard they were ^_^
McBarnacle > just remember that more than 2 grabs constitutes a capacitor discharge
authochthonian > pmsl
authochthonian > oh god, going to be one of those nights
McBarnacle > you mean a normal night in corp?
authochthonian > yup
<Alaz> for a sec i was worried i couldn't catch up with Ultra's gang
<Alaz> then i realised they were escorting a freighter
<RobertDobbs> HAHAH
<Alaz> then i realised they were escorting a freighter
<RobertDobbs> HAHAH
Klaus Mahamid > ooh .. you got a admirer/stalker
Gothikia > who dosn't want to stalk me, i am a sexy bitch
Klaus Mahamid > all drop y'r panties and prepare to be boarded, yarrr!
Gothikia > who dosn't want to stalk me, i am a sexy bitch
Klaus Mahamid > all drop y'r panties and prepare to be boarded, yarrr!