hfo Omnix sacrifices a CCP programmer in the hope of getting his fittings back
HeadJam > I always thought gf meant "get fucked"
Anslo > CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIN
THIS ORAAAANGE IT WIIIILL NOT PEEEEL
THIS ORAAAANGE IT WIIIILL NOT PEEEEL
Lucy Ex > guess what
Onyxalia La'fiette > mmm?
Lucy Ex > pos is gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > gone?
Lucy Ex > yep gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > like....you killed it gone?
Lucy Ex > like i log on and its gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > ...
Onyxalia La'fiette > so its more like it got away while you slept....kinda gone...
Lucy Ex > yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > mmm?
Lucy Ex > pos is gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > gone?
Lucy Ex > yep gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > like....you killed it gone?
Lucy Ex > like i log on and its gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > ...
Onyxalia La'fiette > so its more like it got away while you slept....kinda gone...
Lucy Ex > yeah
Herschel Yamamoto > The dev cycle does not behave like a well-prioritized system designed to triage the more critical functions of the game, but rather the erratic high velocity trajectory of a kitten jacked up on methamphetamine.
Btooth > there's a dev cycle?
Herschel Yamamoto > yes, it just happens to be a tricycle
Btooth > there's a dev cycle?
Herschel Yamamoto > yes, it just happens to be a tricycle
Minerva Vulcan > Help Channel - Just another form of PvP in EVE.
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
<~Evelgrivion> So we're theoretically getting the new avatars featured for Incarna this winter...
<~Evelgrivion> Shoulders or full body?
<+Batolemaeus> just your boots. the rest will come in iterations
<~Evelgrivion> Shoulders or full body?
<+Batolemaeus> just your boots. the rest will come in iterations
Blazing Lunatic > when i was 8 my parents used to buy stuff in bulk and
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D