Urlosin Aship > Did you guys know that when your cat brings you her food bowl it means she's hungry?
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
[00:38] <Meridius> you know, this fitting screen with the capacitor bars and lights eveywhere, its lawl
[00:38] <NeoMorph> lawl?
[00:38] <Kayosoni> lawl?
[00:38] <Meridius> LAWL
[00:39] <Kayosoni> ...
[00:39] <Kayosoni> meri: no more crack for you.
[00:38] <NeoMorph> lawl?
[00:38] <Kayosoni> lawl?
[00:38] <Meridius> LAWL
[00:39] <Kayosoni> ...
[00:39] <Kayosoni> meri: no more crack for you.
Kalypso Boo > stabz......ewww
Kalypso Boo > every time you fit a stab a kittin dies
Cherry Boo > then there will be lots of spare rugs around when im done
Kalypso Boo > eeeep
Kalypso Boo > /emote runs to save the kittens
Cherry Boo > i take it you like kittens?
Kalypso Boo > they aer so fuzzey how cant yo uliek them?......
Tomac Hawloid > I HATE KITTENS AND CATS dam gaurdians of the underworld they be!
Cherry Boo > guradians of the underworld!
Cherry Boo > 2 stabs, i mining upgrade i think would do it
Kalypso Boo > /emote watches 2 kittens walking down the street pop
Kalypso Boo > NOOOO!
Cherry Boo > what?
Kalypso Boo > you fited 2 stabs....
Kalypso Boo > 2 kittens go pop
Cherry Boo > i havent fitted them yet
Cherry Boo > i am thinking of fitting it
Kalypso Boo > ahhh i see
Cherry Boo > so those kitties are ok
Kalypso Boo > /emote watches the kitens reasemble them-selvs like the termanator
Kalypso Boo > such is the way of the warp core stableisers and the kittens......
Kalypso Boo > every time you fit a stab a kittin dies
Cherry Boo > then there will be lots of spare rugs around when im done
Kalypso Boo > eeeep
Kalypso Boo > /emote runs to save the kittens
Cherry Boo > i take it you like kittens?
Kalypso Boo > they aer so fuzzey how cant yo uliek them?......
Tomac Hawloid > I HATE KITTENS AND CATS dam gaurdians of the underworld they be!
Cherry Boo > guradians of the underworld!
Cherry Boo > 2 stabs, i mining upgrade i think would do it
Kalypso Boo > /emote watches 2 kittens walking down the street pop
Kalypso Boo > NOOOO!
Cherry Boo > what?
Kalypso Boo > you fited 2 stabs....
Kalypso Boo > 2 kittens go pop
Cherry Boo > i havent fitted them yet
Cherry Boo > i am thinking of fitting it
Kalypso Boo > ahhh i see
Cherry Boo > so those kitties are ok
Kalypso Boo > /emote watches the kitens reasemble them-selvs like the termanator
Kalypso Boo > such is the way of the warp core stableisers and the kittens......
mogwai > a pos is like a woman... when happy, you forget about it.. when it needs summat, fook me you better be quick or you never hear the end of it...
Sapeians desire > yup
mogwai > your female aint you...
Sapeians desire > yup
mogwai > oops :s
Sapeians desire > yup
mogwai > your female aint you...
Sapeians desire > yup
mogwai > oops :s
Screaming Blade > Hey Lusinara msg me when you return
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Mothy > search enhines are so shit for literal translations
Mothy > *engines
Ryan > LOL
Ryan > Google works fine for me
Mothy > I put in 'what is the indian word for free' and it comes up with indian restaurants and free sex
Mothy > *engines
Ryan > LOL
Ryan > Google works fine for me
Mothy > I put in 'what is the indian word for free' and it comes up with indian restaurants and free sex
<ulf-phone> Roll back the foreskin of ignorance...
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
Vanzer > Anata no koudai chichi desu.
Davion Vrynn > Surely I got this wrong
Davion Vrynn > Did you just ask me if I had boobs?
Vanzer > haha! close.... as far as i know.... I just said "you have huge tits."
Davion Vrynn > Uhh, thanks?
Davion Vrynn > Surely I got this wrong
Davion Vrynn > Did you just ask me if I had boobs?
Vanzer > haha! close.... as far as i know.... I just said "you have huge tits."
Davion Vrynn > Uhh, thanks?
Mini Freight > u.... like ever have to fart....
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.