ShinjiKI > i prefer some nice tight ass over cumming on some fat tits...i know you didnt ask but hey im getting camped
Yash Marseille > FC didn't give permission for poopies
<Ben> good stuff, i need a shag! gotta play rugby 2moz.
<Ben> that should'nt have been in the same sentance
<Pozza>...err no not really!
<Ben> that should'nt have been in the same sentance
<Pozza>...err no not really!
Skirge > FUCK
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
Giselle Starshifter > Hello
Steve Bennett > hello.. you applied to join Ship Removal Company?
Giselle Starshifter > yes
Giselle Starshifter > What is the corporation for?
Steve Bennett > we do a bit of everything, but have strongest long-term interest in pvp
Giselle Starshifter > How well do you think a cruiser would do?
Giselle Starshifter > I get a battleship in about two days
Steve Bennett > well, all ships have their purpose...
Giselle Starshifter > I have a Moa
Giselle Starshifter > If I am able to join, I can provide new pilots with ships, and U can provide ISK
Steve Bennett > you're a builder?
Giselle Starshifter > what? no. well.sort of
Steve Bennett > you say you can provide ships?.. how so?
Giselle Starshifter > If a pilot needs a ship, I can get one for him
Steve Bennett > ? in a way that they couldn't get it for themselves?
Giselle Starshifter > If they didn't have enough isk to get it themselves
Steve Bennett > did you say you are a veteran player?
Giselle Starshifter > yes, on another account
Giselle Starshifter > this is a new account for me
Steve Bennett > what happened with the other account?... still playing it?
Giselle Starshifter > it got cancelled by CCP and I cant acces it
Giselle Starshifter > I have no idea what happened
Giselle Starshifter > I had a capital ship too, and I was working on titan and I was SO CLOSE!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > just 1 more month and I could have built a titan
Steve Bennett > what character was it?
Giselle Starshifter > It's been so long I cant remember
Steve Bennett > wow, so you were almost trained for titan?
Giselle Starshifter > I think it was erased somehow
Giselle Starshifter > yup. I worked for GoonFleet
Steve Bennett > just the skills to fly the ship, or did you also have Flux Cannon trained up?
Giselle Starshifter > everything I needed
Giselle Starshifter > I was building it
Giselle Starshifter > then my account somehow went missing
Steve Bennett > well, you need Flux Cannon Operation at Level 5 to fit a Flux Cannon, and it takes like 1.5 months to train just that
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > man, that sucks that the account just dissappeared
Giselle Starshifter > yeah..... I quit playing for a year
Giselle Starshifter > now I start ALL OVER again at cruiser
Steve Bennett > so were you with goonfleet during their war against the Vorlon Alliance?
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > wow, you must have been in some good fights during that
Giselle Starshifter > then I upgraded to GoonSwarm when I almost had the titan
Giselle Starshifter > yeah
Giselle Starshifter > one of my friends flew a titan and had it destroyed on the first flight
Giselle Starshifter > I loled, but then I was reprimanded because it took a year to make lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, that sucks.. how much isk did you have on your old account?
Giselle Starshifter > around 3bil
Giselle Starshifter > whats your current ship?
Giselle Starshifter > atm I have 5mil isk
Steve Bennett > Well, I have one of the new Behemoths.. the ships past titans... cost 300b to build
Giselle Starshifter > ...........!!!! WOW
Steve Bennett > but i usually fly the Tech 2 velators in normal flying
Giselle Starshifter > ah, how long did it take you to build your behemoth?
Steve Bennett > it took about 6 months, with the blueprint researched to the level it was
Giselle Starshifter > damn
Giselle Starshifter > so, can I join the corp?
Steve Bennett > it was nailbiting, as the Combine were bearing down on us.. we were worried they'd take out our shipyards
Steve Bennett > I mean.. you must have fought them during your time in goonfleet
Giselle Starshifter > yes and it was built right when they got there?
Steve Bennett > no, they started attacking our space a few months into the build
Giselle Starshifter > ah, and you guys were probably gong nuts
Steve Bennett > did you face the Combine by themselves, or did they bring the Cylonian Federation with them too?
Giselle Starshifter > they werent powerful enough when we fought them
Giselle Starshifter > so they fought alone
Steve Bennett > ahh, not too bad then
Giselle Starshifter > being an eve vet is nice
Giselle Starshifter > brings back memories
Giselle Starshifter > lol guess what?
Steve Bennett > what?
Giselle Starshifter > I just aplied for GoonFleet, and told them I was a veteran of the corp, and I even named my old character, and they REJECTED ME!!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > so Im MAD at them
Steve Bennett > wow, that is bizarre
Steve Bennett > i imagine you really want to get back at them
Steve Bennett > well, we are at war with them
Giselle Starshifter > I know
Giselle Starshifter > So, with cordial humbleness, I Giselle Starshifter, ask to incorporated into your honorable corporation.
Giselle Starshifter > good, I hope I kick a few off the charts
Steve Bennett > totally
Giselle Starshifter > lol
Giselle Starshifter > AM I IN!!!!????
Steve Bennett > well, in order to join.. i need you to go to our PVP HQ (assuming you want into our PVP wing)
Giselle Starshifter > k, where is that?
Steve Bennett > to do that, you need to go to 49-U and dock at the station there, once there, convo me and I can accept your app
Steve Bennett > (you can right click that system and Set Destination)
Giselle Starshifter > holy crap 35 jumps away lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, well, better get movin
Giselle Starshifter > but ok
Giselle Starshifter > I am equiped for this so I will pm you once there
Steve Bennett > yes, there may be danger on the way, so i hope your ship is well armed
Giselle Starshifter > artillery, autocannons, missiles, emc, what could go worng? lol
Steve Bennett > that should do nicely
Giselle Starshifter > but then again, there is a 5.0 security system on the way
Giselle Starshifter > so I might die, but who cares
Steve Bennett > you've got artillery and autocannons on your moa? that is the best fit for it, well done
Steve Bennett > I guess you are a veteran :)
Giselle Starshifter > 2 shield boosters, target painters, jammers, and hull upgrades and a capacitor battery
Steve Bennett > very nice
Giselle Starshifter > ty
Giselle Starshifter > whoah this system is weird
Steve Bennett > anyway... it'll take you a while to get there, and I'm a bit busy right now..
Steve Bennett > so PM me when you arrive docked, and I'll complete your application
Giselle Starshifter > so cya later
Giselle Starshifter > k
Steve Bennett > yup, good luck
Giselle Starshifter > err..Yes. SIr!!!!!
Steve Bennett > hello.. you applied to join Ship Removal Company?
Giselle Starshifter > yes
Giselle Starshifter > What is the corporation for?
Steve Bennett > we do a bit of everything, but have strongest long-term interest in pvp
Giselle Starshifter > How well do you think a cruiser would do?
Giselle Starshifter > I get a battleship in about two days
Steve Bennett > well, all ships have their purpose...
Giselle Starshifter > I have a Moa
Giselle Starshifter > If I am able to join, I can provide new pilots with ships, and U can provide ISK
Steve Bennett > you're a builder?
Giselle Starshifter > what? no. well.sort of
Steve Bennett > you say you can provide ships?.. how so?
Giselle Starshifter > If a pilot needs a ship, I can get one for him
Steve Bennett > ? in a way that they couldn't get it for themselves?
Giselle Starshifter > If they didn't have enough isk to get it themselves
Steve Bennett > did you say you are a veteran player?
Giselle Starshifter > yes, on another account
Giselle Starshifter > this is a new account for me
Steve Bennett > what happened with the other account?... still playing it?
Giselle Starshifter > it got cancelled by CCP and I cant acces it
Giselle Starshifter > I have no idea what happened
Giselle Starshifter > I had a capital ship too, and I was working on titan and I was SO CLOSE!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > just 1 more month and I could have built a titan
Steve Bennett > what character was it?
Giselle Starshifter > It's been so long I cant remember
Steve Bennett > wow, so you were almost trained for titan?
Giselle Starshifter > I think it was erased somehow
Giselle Starshifter > yup. I worked for GoonFleet
Steve Bennett > just the skills to fly the ship, or did you also have Flux Cannon trained up?
Giselle Starshifter > everything I needed
Giselle Starshifter > I was building it
Giselle Starshifter > then my account somehow went missing
Steve Bennett > well, you need Flux Cannon Operation at Level 5 to fit a Flux Cannon, and it takes like 1.5 months to train just that
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > man, that sucks that the account just dissappeared
Giselle Starshifter > yeah..... I quit playing for a year
Giselle Starshifter > now I start ALL OVER again at cruiser
Steve Bennett > so were you with goonfleet during their war against the Vorlon Alliance?
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > wow, you must have been in some good fights during that
Giselle Starshifter > then I upgraded to GoonSwarm when I almost had the titan
Giselle Starshifter > yeah
Giselle Starshifter > one of my friends flew a titan and had it destroyed on the first flight
Giselle Starshifter > I loled, but then I was reprimanded because it took a year to make lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, that sucks.. how much isk did you have on your old account?
Giselle Starshifter > around 3bil
Giselle Starshifter > whats your current ship?
Giselle Starshifter > atm I have 5mil isk
Steve Bennett > Well, I have one of the new Behemoths.. the ships past titans... cost 300b to build
Giselle Starshifter > ...........!!!! WOW
Steve Bennett > but i usually fly the Tech 2 velators in normal flying
Giselle Starshifter > ah, how long did it take you to build your behemoth?
Steve Bennett > it took about 6 months, with the blueprint researched to the level it was
Giselle Starshifter > damn
Giselle Starshifter > so, can I join the corp?
Steve Bennett > it was nailbiting, as the Combine were bearing down on us.. we were worried they'd take out our shipyards
Steve Bennett > I mean.. you must have fought them during your time in goonfleet
Giselle Starshifter > yes and it was built right when they got there?
Steve Bennett > no, they started attacking our space a few months into the build
Giselle Starshifter > ah, and you guys were probably gong nuts
Steve Bennett > did you face the Combine by themselves, or did they bring the Cylonian Federation with them too?
Giselle Starshifter > they werent powerful enough when we fought them
Giselle Starshifter > so they fought alone
Steve Bennett > ahh, not too bad then
Giselle Starshifter > being an eve vet is nice
Giselle Starshifter > brings back memories
Giselle Starshifter > lol guess what?
Steve Bennett > what?
Giselle Starshifter > I just aplied for GoonFleet, and told them I was a veteran of the corp, and I even named my old character, and they REJECTED ME!!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > so Im MAD at them
Steve Bennett > wow, that is bizarre
Steve Bennett > i imagine you really want to get back at them
Steve Bennett > well, we are at war with them
Giselle Starshifter > I know
Giselle Starshifter > So, with cordial humbleness, I Giselle Starshifter, ask to incorporated into your honorable corporation.
Giselle Starshifter > good, I hope I kick a few off the charts
Steve Bennett > totally
Giselle Starshifter > lol
Giselle Starshifter > AM I IN!!!!????
Steve Bennett > well, in order to join.. i need you to go to our PVP HQ (assuming you want into our PVP wing)
Giselle Starshifter > k, where is that?
Steve Bennett > to do that, you need to go to 49-U and dock at the station there, once there, convo me and I can accept your app
Steve Bennett > (you can right click that system and Set Destination)
Giselle Starshifter > holy crap 35 jumps away lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, well, better get movin
Giselle Starshifter > but ok
Giselle Starshifter > I am equiped for this so I will pm you once there
Steve Bennett > yes, there may be danger on the way, so i hope your ship is well armed
Giselle Starshifter > artillery, autocannons, missiles, emc, what could go worng? lol
Steve Bennett > that should do nicely
Giselle Starshifter > but then again, there is a 5.0 security system on the way
Giselle Starshifter > so I might die, but who cares
Steve Bennett > you've got artillery and autocannons on your moa? that is the best fit for it, well done
Steve Bennett > I guess you are a veteran :)
Giselle Starshifter > 2 shield boosters, target painters, jammers, and hull upgrades and a capacitor battery
Steve Bennett > very nice
Giselle Starshifter > ty
Giselle Starshifter > whoah this system is weird
Steve Bennett > anyway... it'll take you a while to get there, and I'm a bit busy right now..
Steve Bennett > so PM me when you arrive docked, and I'll complete your application
Giselle Starshifter > so cya later
Giselle Starshifter > k
Steve Bennett > yup, good luck
Giselle Starshifter > err..Yes. SIr!!!!!
CybrKnyf > I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said my password wasn't long enough.
Skiorh > try my lucky charms, theyre tragically malicious
Oaty Fribs > I'm a Psychology Grad Student doing a research project on trust between relative strangers, if you send me any amount of isk, I'll send it back doubled for helping me out. 15Billion to give out! Thanks!
Korinne > If you were a grad student, then you would understand the value of an unbiased sample; and thus you would be aware of what goes on in eve as a player and how other eve players are far from unbiased on such issues.
Korinne > Which means you are either stupid for thinking this scam will work, or an incompetent grad student.
Oaty Fribs > Wow. You suck.
Sandra Starr > oh that was awesome xD nice korrine.
Korinne > If you were a grad student, then you would understand the value of an unbiased sample; and thus you would be aware of what goes on in eve as a player and how other eve players are far from unbiased on such issues.
Korinne > Which means you are either stupid for thinking this scam will work, or an incompetent grad student.
Oaty Fribs > Wow. You suck.
Sandra Starr > oh that was awesome xD nice korrine.
<Meurtrier> If i pay you ISK
<Meurtrier> will you be my friend? :(
<Kurenin> well
<Kurenin> yes
<Kurenin> but
<Kurenin> its expensive
<Kurenin> and i require payment upfront..
<Meurtrier> will you be my friend? :(
<Kurenin> well
<Kurenin> yes
<Kurenin> but
<Kurenin> its expensive
<Kurenin> and i require payment upfront..
Ryu Hokida > anyone just happen to have a NAvy Issue MEgathron layin around?
Shazrun > Lemme pull that outta mah girl friends ass >.<
Brennunjal > o.O
Ryu Hokida > realy now? thanks~ :P
Ryu Hokida > ^_~
Shazrun > >,<
Shazrun > Lol
Brennunjal > Shaz, I dont need to know what your gf does in her private life
Brennunjal > although wouldnt an avatar fit better?
Shazrun > Sure you do
Ryu Hokida > course, if she can fit the Mega, i odnt want to know what you did with her
Shazrun > DUde
Shazrun > I can walk up in there
Shazrun > it's crazy
Brennunjal > wow
Ryu Hokida > wow, poor gal
Shazrun > Pop up a tent were it not for the smell
Brennunjal > thats umm...
Shazrun > Lmao
Shazrun > I'm kidding :P
Brennunjal > i'd hope so
Ryu Hokida > throwin a hotdog down a hallway much Shaz?
Brennunjal > with him, isnt it more like a toothpick?
Ryu Hokida > with Shaz, probably
Shazrun > Lemme pull that outta mah girl friends ass >.<
Brennunjal > o.O
Ryu Hokida > realy now? thanks~ :P
Ryu Hokida > ^_~
Shazrun > >,<
Shazrun > Lol
Brennunjal > Shaz, I dont need to know what your gf does in her private life
Brennunjal > although wouldnt an avatar fit better?
Shazrun > Sure you do
Ryu Hokida > course, if she can fit the Mega, i odnt want to know what you did with her
Shazrun > DUde
Shazrun > I can walk up in there
Shazrun > it's crazy
Brennunjal > wow
Ryu Hokida > wow, poor gal
Shazrun > Pop up a tent were it not for the smell
Brennunjal > thats umm...
Shazrun > Lmao
Shazrun > I'm kidding :P
Brennunjal > i'd hope so
Ryu Hokida > throwin a hotdog down a hallway much Shaz?
Brennunjal > with him, isnt it more like a toothpick?
Ryu Hokida > with Shaz, probably