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Gaius Sejanus > I'm neither west nor south, I'm west.
Twin Turbo > Um...
<+Sokhar> if you plan on lots of fucking
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
Minikrimi Extreme > either that or Aura is being a prankster again
Yishumitsu > shes being a prankster
St Dragon > spank her
Yishumitsu > im trying now
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
Kyoko Sakoda > god, I hate 90% of this country
Kyoko Sakoda > I'd love to live somewhere I could only hate 80% of
Matti Leesonen > move to holland, 20% is underwater
<Nyuu> what is this life?
<Nyuu> I've heard of it..
<Nyuu> seems boring :/
<Kurenin> its what catches up to you when you spend $75 a month for your 5 eve accounts.
Rroff > its a big ish corp
Rroff > well big for a smaller corp
Rroff > I mean its on the big side of your average small corp :P
Charlemeign > dis is how it's done
Charlemeign > http://i.imgur.com/7FQT0.png
sodney > u cant say "dis is how it's done" then show a pic where ur using a mac
<@DigitalCommunist> got my eon O_O
<@NTRabbit> so why arent you off masturbating to your article
<@DigitalCommunist> who says im not @_@
<@NTRabbit> ._.
<Aristox> lol-er
<@DigitalCommunist> man, its pretty f**king pro.
<@DigitalCommunist> awesome quality artwork and high res screens
<@DigitalCommunist> ungghhhh
SLIM: Please rename the skill "jury rigging" to "macgyvering".
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