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Louella Dougans > gallente = anime motorcycle gangs, caldari = urban motorcycle gangs, minmatar = choppercycle gangs, Amarr = disapproving parents of motorcycle hooligans.
Odelya d'Hanguest blushes > This is indeed outrageous!
Odelya d'Hanguest > Not even the Udorians in my father's kitchen talked like this!
Kalaratiri makes an exaggerated bow > Welcome to the Summit, Duchess!
Odelya d'Hanguest disconnects
Kalaratiri > or goodbye, as it were..
<Kurenin> :O
* DigitalCommunist slaps Kurenin around a bit with a large trout
<DigitalCommunist> Who's your daddy?
<Kurenin> you ;(
* Kurenin bends
<DigitalCommunist> Thats right.
Marchant LaCroix > go get yerself some Cajones mr rooker.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
Helganstandt > if you ever want to piss somebody off, just say "que?" everytime they say something in english
Oman Ramma > que?
Helganstandt > occassionaly spice it up with "no hablo ingles cabron"
Helganstandt > SI! muy bueno!
Oman Ramma > si, si
IgnisFatuus > was the d-r carrier thing before or after the iac dread thing?
Dungheap > before, iirc. in a contested system our pilot was cynoing thru
Thrawntl > we lose a carrier?
Dungheap > no his ascn training saved him (ctl + q) ;D
IgnisFatuus > lol
Thrawntl > haha
Dungheap > he got about 20 hate mails but made it 23% structure
Odessa Li'Soloni > there are no good fights in high sec
Odessa Li'Soloni > only robust mongoloids hitting each other with pool noodles
Devilish Ledoux > that's the dumbest idea I've heard all day
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Omber Zombie > i just had a 5min conversation with my GF and I have no idea what we just talked about
Ayane Vendre > everything you've told me about her is very confusing :/
Omber Zombie > yes well, she's young, and i don't listen to her
Omber Zombie > but i am capable of holding conversations with people and not actually listening to anything they say
Comtesse > that´s cool, i´m trying that with my gf as well
Irrilian > Check the logs OZ?
Omber Zombie > rofl
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