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(Daakkon) tell him [DjNeWt] i'll give him sexual pleasures if he unbans me :P
(After much quoting of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...)

Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
<Innerdrive> its like sweet balls filled with yellowish stuff ya can buy at the bakkery
<Innerdrive> i left them in the freezer all this time ;
<Innerdrive> about 5 hours to long ;
<Innerdrive> dunno the english word for it
<Innerdrive> they fill those balls etc completely with it
<Innerdrive> its filling
<Innerdrive> creammy filling
<Innerdrive> and my mum allways puts it on the table but i dont like it warm i want it cold
<Innerdrive> but now its gonna be frozen :/
<mim|BIG> i soo hope you're talking about custard
Pilk > Amarr: I max out cap skills, because just firing my guns uses up half of my (huge) capacitor.
Minmatar: I max out cap skills, because even though my guns use zero cap, that's still a significant fraction of my capacitor.
High Sierra > apparently according to my father im as emotional as a pound of sausages
PHPR Freighter > uhhh... oops
Bladen UsherII > holy hell, what did you do
PHPR Freighter > I forgot about the part that says DON'T SHOOT THE TOWER!!! until everyone is dead
Bladen UsherII > LMFAO
Antares Herric > The destroyers have a nerf on their refire, so might as well use the normal beans
Antares Herric > beams.
Antares Herric > not beans
Darian Edalth > Yes, laser beans.
Darian Edalth > The deadlies fruit.
Antares Herric > That gives a whole new meaning to "pew pew"
InfernalRage > i bet the guys at CCP just cringe after a restart
InfernalRage > their isp probably just laughs
Lady Spankatron > me too
InfernalRage > 2% usage -> 99% pipe usage
InfernalRage > i can still hear the screams of their router.
InfernalRage > GOOOODDD NOOOOOOOOO!!
Syfa > OH GOD FURCADIA THE MEMORIES THEY HURT
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
Ubel Feuer > the reason pa even exists anymore is because I convinced shamis to leave them a system
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