The Enslaver > Your female, sorry, we aren't into that sort of thing. :|
sabastyian > greetings from the amarr empire
Sinfull > F off
Sinfull > ;-P
sabastyian > sucxk it
sabastyian > wheres my rice slave?
Sinfull > Ill give you rice... 1400mm ones...
Sinfull > F off
Sinfull > ;-P
sabastyian > sucxk it
sabastyian > wheres my rice slave?
Sinfull > Ill give you rice... 1400mm ones...
Corvin Blackwing > CLASSIC MOMENTS IN GATE CAMPING ...
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:31 notify Caybn E'vangel [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:32 notify Dantane [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:33 notify Bone [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, "Stargate (Keberz)"
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:31 notify Caybn E'vangel [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:32 notify Dantane [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:33 notify Bone [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, "Stargate (Keberz)"
Destru Kaneda > ships are built to explode
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
Precator Baxter > im looking for larry
Mavis O'Day > for what?
Precator Baxter > he owes me 5 bucks
Precator Baxter > nevermind i will just call him
Mavis O'Day > for what?
Precator Baxter > he owes me 5 bucks
Precator Baxter > nevermind i will just call him
<Iorm> ic
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
Zeta Aece > the universe will perish of heat death long before I'm ever caught mining
Grak Yarn > I once told a guy his sister totally wanted to bang him .-.
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
Kyser Sozze > i like smoking hulls.
Kyser Sozze > :)
Kyser Sozze > hulls are cosmetic anyway
Drogo Dris > hehe
Kyser Sozze > that smoke trail is a nice effect.
CelticKnight > hmm i bet you get a big headspin off smoking hulls eh?
CelticKnight > all that paint and tritanium eh?
Kyser Sozze > :)
Kyser Sozze > hulls are cosmetic anyway
Drogo Dris > hehe
Kyser Sozze > that smoke trail is a nice effect.
CelticKnight > hmm i bet you get a big headspin off smoking hulls eh?
CelticKnight > all that paint and tritanium eh?
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG