CzarVilinous: have we done anything noteworthy these last few days?
Theo: yes we have
CzarVilinous: what'd?
Theo: we moved expeditiously against our enemies, we scattered their flocks, burned their tents, and fornicated with their women.
Theo: other than that...it was business as usual.
CzarVilinous: hrmm
CzarVilinous: it appears asking you is about as useful as reading CAOD
Theo: yes we have
CzarVilinous: what'd?
Theo: we moved expeditiously against our enemies, we scattered their flocks, burned their tents, and fornicated with their women.
Theo: other than that...it was business as usual.
CzarVilinous: hrmm
CzarVilinous: it appears asking you is about as useful as reading CAOD
Tholarim says:
i don't run
Tholarim says:
i tactictly reposition
i don't run
Tholarim says:
i tactictly reposition
<TrashGUY> if no one is in the woods and teh tree falls does it make a sound
<Temistokles> its a matter of perception
<Jadrut> depends if you care or not
<Temistokles> its a matter of perception
<Jadrut> depends if you care or not
Aaric Jervai > jeeze
Aaric Jervai > it's like a herd of mastodon stampeding out of a tarpit
Aaric Jervai > is anyone else this laggy?
Admiral Feelgood > no
Aaric Jervai > hm
Aaric Jervai > maybe my computer is offended by my choice of clothing
Admiral Feelgood > i'm sure that's it
Aaric Jervai > yeah...my computer's gotten pretty gay over the last couple of days
Admiral Feelgood > well spyware had to get into the midget beastiality porn torrents at some point
Aaric Jervai > actually, I think it was the necrophi...shut up
Aaric Jervai > it's like a herd of mastodon stampeding out of a tarpit
Aaric Jervai > is anyone else this laggy?
Admiral Feelgood > no
Aaric Jervai > hm
Aaric Jervai > maybe my computer is offended by my choice of clothing
Admiral Feelgood > i'm sure that's it
Aaric Jervai > yeah...my computer's gotten pretty gay over the last couple of days
Admiral Feelgood > well spyware had to get into the midget beastiality porn torrents at some point
Aaric Jervai > actually, I think it was the necrophi...shut up
WashuChanUK > o/ azia
Azia Burgi > hey hun
Azia Burgi > virgin broadband was fucking up earlier
WashuChanUK > It was? *is on virgin*
Azia Burgi > might have been the NW exchange or whatever they use
WashuChanUK > Likely that
WashuChanUK > Though Portsmouth South is the most stable exchange they have for some reason..might be to do with the old people in the area XD
Azia Burgi > old people watch a lot of TV though
WashuChanUK > Thats true but they arent straining the system with millions of torrents
Azia Burgi > just millions of repeats of eastenders
WashuChanUK > And emmerdale
Devlin Fox > /emote shudders at the thought of being forced to watch soaps..
Azia Burgi > "...its like a million brain cells all cried out in terror at once..."
Devlin Fox > lol :)
Azia Burgi > hey hun
Azia Burgi > virgin broadband was fucking up earlier
WashuChanUK > It was? *is on virgin*
Azia Burgi > might have been the NW exchange or whatever they use
WashuChanUK > Likely that
WashuChanUK > Though Portsmouth South is the most stable exchange they have for some reason..might be to do with the old people in the area XD
Azia Burgi > old people watch a lot of TV though
WashuChanUK > Thats true but they arent straining the system with millions of torrents
Azia Burgi > just millions of repeats of eastenders
WashuChanUK > And emmerdale
Devlin Fox > /emote shudders at the thought of being forced to watch soaps..
Azia Burgi > "...its like a million brain cells all cried out in terror at once..."
Devlin Fox > lol :)
Wild Rho > dammit, bloody indy in 0.0 and here I am with no bloody guns
Wild Rho > somone gimme a stick
j0sephine > try the verbal threats ;)
Wild Rho > yeah, maybe make him cry
Wild Rho > does "lol" mean "I surrender?"
j0sephine > unless he's rolling on the floor in stitches and unable to do anything, doubt it o~o
Wild Rho > pants
Wild Rho > somone gimme a stick
j0sephine > try the verbal threats ;)
Wild Rho > yeah, maybe make him cry
Wild Rho > does "lol" mean "I surrender?"
j0sephine > unless he's rolling on the floor in stitches and unable to do anything, doubt it o~o
Wild Rho > pants
Vel'kethor > Bow down to me, for I am your all powerful leader
stormwell > meh.....depends whether you has cookies
stormwell > meh.....depends whether you has cookies
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<Stavros> ill bring my ass cork
<Stavros> :o
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<Stavros> ill bring my ass cork
<Stavros> :o
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Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Karanth > rule number one, if you game with them, dont have sex with them ever