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While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.

<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Futuristic Eagle > Nightwish's cover of Phantom of the Opera is fast becoming one of my favourite songs
Azia Burgi > are nightwish an emo band?
Corwin Aren > yes
Futuristic Eagle > Not really
Futuristic Eagle > a bit Gothic at best
Futuristic Eagle > they are technically "Syphonic Power Metal"
Azia Burgi > ah, emo
Corwin Aren > that is emo
Futuristic Eagle > I wouldnt consider them emo, as their lyrics arnt really emo
Futuristic Eagle > Dark, yes, but that doesnt make them emo
Corwin Aren > the only difference is that the lead singer isnt male and depressed, but female and depressing.
Azia Burgi > if they have to invent new genres to label themselves they tend to be emo
Corwin Aren > they are emo
Futuristic Eagle > Stereotypes = bad :)
Futuristic Eagle > I know emo, im a teenager.
Emperor paulpentine > but sadly accurate
Corwin Aren > stereotypes help
Futuristic Eagle > Not if your stereotyped all your life
Futuristic Eagle > like I have been
Corwin Aren > meh. you are just being emo :p
Emperor paulpentine > stop being so emo then ;P
Alice Elmdor > ah if you dont want to work you can come in my country :D
Korinne > i wanna work, i just also wanna rake in extra money from abusing the system
Korinne > it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Solstice Project > when you have sex, you can have that feeling too.
WelcomeBack > bwf blue?
Kimono > yes
WelcomeBack > how blue on a scale of 1/10
gunnery > -10
<NeverL> we should be like musketeers
<NeverL> EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
<NeverL> oh wait
<NeverL> that wasnt it
Ethan Blue > fuck goon qij leshko نكح الأبله дяволите палячо carajo perdonavides 他妈的呆子 他媽的呆子 jebanje siledžijski
smotch > pvp in real life is awesome
smotch > its called mugging ppl
Bounds > freighters are such a pain in the ass to turn....
Derbolav deGrazia > you could, like, take it out before turning it?
DeathGrip > bel what is closes planet to that sttion
Belfalas > the closest planet to the 4-4 station?
Belfalas > let me see
DeathGrip > yea
Belfalas > the 11th
DeathGrip > k i will wait there
Mingzhu > how does a pod pilot perform basic bodily functions
Tri Dalmor > they don't call it pod goo for nothing...
Mingzhu > it doubles as a convenient liquid food
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