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Eagle Extravaganza > why do people suck so much :S
Imiarr Timshae > Thats the factory-standard setting
<Dobbs> I NEED TEN LAWYERS
<Dobbs> X UP PLEASE
<Dobbs> SUICIDE OP
The Wizz117 > god
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
Incizion > wondering where my long weekend went lol
Sellna > well we all wish our weekends are longer
Incizion > indeed!
Mucko > among other things. :3
Incizion > oh my
<@NTRabbit> j0sephine wants HG's e-wang
<@HellGremlin> I'm just amazed she knew how to collapse the broken-down wangorithm into the singular master-wang.
<Cinnander> possibly used wtfhax
<@NTRabbit> or she is in fact levin in disguise
<@NTRabbit> a well known professor in wang mathematics
<@NTRabbit> with a speciality in multiple wang theory
<@NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<GeromeDoutrande> ¬_¬
Sergara Darkthorn > its ok.. I have a horn for Thia
Aemon > oh dear
Sergara Darkthorn > perhaps I should rephrase that
xfUNKUSx > rofl
Queitis > omfg what is going on
MASSEY > Sergara has the horn ????
Thia > lol
Queitis > tbh serg needs neutering
Sergara Darkthorn > /emote hides red face

**Edited for Length**
(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
Von Krukov > it was the largest battle up to that point and only the 3rd battle in history to use steel hulled ships
Von Krukov > the sino-japanese war was the first to use the newer ships
Von Krukov > i mean russo-japanese war
Dantes Wolf > i gotta work on my history - its good stuff, and safe, as its in the past, wont be the first guy starting to poke into it for those reasons
Von Krukov > lol heres the battle report:
Von Krukov > Casualties and losses
6,094 killed
674 wounded
177 captured

3 battlecruisers
3 armoured cruisers
8 destroyers
(113,300 tons sunk)[2] 2,551 killed
507 wounded

1 pre-dreadnought
1 battlecruiser
4 light cruisers<...
Von Krukov > check this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jutland
Dantes Wolf > shit, thought that was a goon loadout xD
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Verone > later guys, i'm off to bed to dream about Eris Discordia, A large tub of Hagen Daas Chocolate Ice Cream, and an International Spoon Shortage.
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