Usha Nisha > so i just got down with a private trainer at the gym, and i want to fire him... i think that means hes good at his job
Usha Nisha > done** not down
Usha Nisha > done** not down
Verone > i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife than be on the CSM
Cassandra Weyland > you know you play too much eve when a cricket chirps and your first thought is "what's targeting me?"
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Fellivaril > Matti is hardcore enough for us all the way i hear it he can take down a titan win a kessie while only fitted with 1 rocket laucher
dysje > yes matt is pretty hardcore
dysje > matt is so hardcore, he can titan jump a titan himself
Fellivaril > i hear he can titan jump without the titan!!!!
dysje > that too
Unholy GiT > i hear he can titan jump a ibis
Mattias Kerensky > I am in fact that hardcore.
Fellivaril > you hear that also i thought it was a myth
Mattias Kerensky > I am so hardcore I can oneshot 5 titans at the same time. With a Civilian Gatling Autocannon.
Fellivaril > i call BS on that one
Mattias Kerensky > /emote blows up felli
Fellivaril > WOW he podded me with his thoughts
Mattias Kerensky > /emote wins.
Fellivaril > ALL HAIL MATTI
Mattias Kerensky > /emote accepts the accolades of his subjects.
dysje > yes matt is pretty hardcore
dysje > matt is so hardcore, he can titan jump a titan himself
Fellivaril > i hear he can titan jump without the titan!!!!
dysje > that too
Unholy GiT > i hear he can titan jump a ibis
Mattias Kerensky > I am in fact that hardcore.
Fellivaril > you hear that also i thought it was a myth
Mattias Kerensky > I am so hardcore I can oneshot 5 titans at the same time. With a Civilian Gatling Autocannon.
Fellivaril > i call BS on that one
Mattias Kerensky > /emote blows up felli
Fellivaril > WOW he podded me with his thoughts
Mattias Kerensky > /emote wins.
Fellivaril > ALL HAIL MATTI
Mattias Kerensky > /emote accepts the accolades of his subjects.
Omiko Pryde > you can buy a plex and sell it for isk
732 > doesn't sound as risque
Pliskkenn > You can seductively buy a plex and I'll willing pay money for it's delectible services
Pliskkenn > That better?
732 > oooooh.... hawt
732 > doesn't sound as risque
Pliskkenn > You can seductively buy a plex and I'll willing pay money for it's delectible services
Pliskkenn > That better?
732 > oooooh.... hawt
Norrin Ellis > Don't worry, Hawk. My hand would never put out again if it ever found out I was cheating.
VladtheInhaler > between the two of us with just curse+smth they can still outdps us
Caius Sivaris > would need 3
Caius Sivaris > told you wanetd drake = scimi in arodion of me
Caius Sivaris > drake + scimi in addition of me
Caius Sivaris > lol my typing is hirrible in the morning
Kyshtock > trully hirrible :D
Caius Sivaris > would need 3
Caius Sivaris > told you wanetd drake = scimi in arodion of me
Caius Sivaris > drake + scimi in addition of me
Caius Sivaris > lol my typing is hirrible in the morning
Kyshtock > trully hirrible :D
namelessclone01 > for a raven use active gardeners
Hellspawn01 > I think I have a stalker
Arleqwinn > shh
Arleqwinn > no you don't
Hellspawn01 > ITS YOU!!! *steps back
Arleqwinn > lol
Arleqwinn > shh
Arleqwinn > no you don't
Hellspawn01 > ITS YOU!!! *steps back
Arleqwinn > lol