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Hanreas > I'd say a giant hammer attatched to Michael J Fox could me more dangerous
Giacomo Carissimi > you're right, im 12 and a half
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
Par'Gellen > I could kiss the dev that coded tractor beams full on the mouth with tounge and everything!
Erfnam > exotic dancer BPC
Erfnam > is that like a used condom?
Jimbo StLawrence > lag?
DrugsDen > this is a waste of time like this
DrugsDen > just sitting here with autopilot on going no where
Jimbo StLawrence > all dressed up n noone to blow
Jimbo StLawrence > nowhere to go*
BpaTa Xaoca > we've got CO2 member docked in AH
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Wraeththu > /emote squints at tickle
Atandros > (for a moment I read that as "squirts".)
Wraeththu > /emote checks his fly
TicklePink > /emote checks her cheek
Sokhar > i don't play eve to kill, i play eve to grief
Andronaxus > Wallet...why is there a large discrepancy in the amount shown to be in mywallet, and the actual "balance" once I open my wallet? I'm not even MARRIED in this game, so why is that happening?!
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