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Kohiko Sun > I am a pilot. I become the mind of the greatest warships known to humanity. I protect civilization from the things between the stars! ...And I go zipping off into nowhere when the battery in my wireless mouse dies.
Morsmorde > All hail the great kinran, keeper of the channel. We are not worthy for your bombardment of rules and regulations. Please take this token in respect!.. -=hands him some miley cyrus tickets=-
Syrk > what does the skull in the lower right corner of an icon mean, anyway?
ISD AeolusWind > They've caught the space-plague and prognosis is grim
Syrk > ahh
Par'Gellen > when someone puts the word genius in their name and spells it wrong it's pretty safe to say they aren't
Lyticus > Loser: "Oh, jolly good show, what!"
Lyticus > Winner: "Indeed old chap, I must mention that your ship made an absolutely brilliant shade of blue when you imploded upon yourself."
Lyticus > Loser: "Glad to hear it was of satisfaction for you."
Lyticus > Winner: "On the contrary, even from my safe sniping spot 150km away it was most wonderful. I must have your component list so I can replicate it upon my ship when you surely come for revenge with fifty of your empire friends."
Lyticus > Loser: "Of course fellow! I shall foward you the recipe directly!"
Lyticus > Winner: "Smashing! What."
Sheik Yoboddi > fuck me there was just an earthquake
Alexandra Shurk > really? :o
Alexandra Shurk > where are you?
Sheik Yoboddi > sheffield, uk
Alexandra Shurk > fuck
Alexandra Shurk > my desk\'s shaking!
Montol > lol
Alexandra Shurk > ><
Rublek > me too
Rublek > fucking scared the arse off me
Oscar DaHauler > haha sweet
Rublek > whole house went crazy
Alexandra Shurk > that was surreal.
Rublek > hang on
Rublek > you in newcastle?
Rublek > i;m in manchester!
Alexandra Shurk > nearby
Rublek > big quake then!
Montol > quick, turn on the news!
Sheik Yoboddi > yeah we just had it
Rublek > mine was biggest! :P
Rublek > net ya it;s that manchester fault shifting again, like we had a few years ago
Sheik Yoboddi > yeah had it when i was in uni
Sheik Yoboddi > this one was bigger tho
Sheik Yoboddi > lmao
Sheik Yoboddi > my house mate is teaching his kids about plate tectonics at school 2moro lol
Rublek > lol
Rublek > perfect timing
Admrl Cain > Ever notice the only chicks that bitch about women showing too much skin are almost always ugly as fuck?
Dr Draconian > afk 5 min
J4m Z > <-- bored
Thut'ankh Amon > <-- dloading movie
xeom > <---- porn
Wampakiller > hey ladies, what's happening?
J4m Z > xeom is typing with his left hand
<wizzard66> Dear Lucky Winner,
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
jid1 > well yo' moma is so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in air.
Darko1107 > right
Waxau > well....ure mamas soo fat, she uses tractors as rollerskates
Captain Dresden > yo mamas so fat she ate all of BoB
Zachariou > well yo' mama is so fat she can't get through the eve gates.
Waxau > whoa
Waxau > now that hurt
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