<Aequitas> i allways try to multitask, and then im a man and not kurenin
Magic Bob * waves at Magic Trev
Magic Trev > holy shit, my long lost magical bretherin
Magic Bob > now there are two, Eve shall fall to our magic power
Erika Martak > omg o.0
Magic Trev * transforms into a giant hulk like monster and tears apart his pink fluffy cusion
Magic Bob * produces the 8 of spades from a hat
Magic Trev > nice work
Magic Bob > i was hoping for a rabit
Magic Bob > ;)
Magic Trev > holy shit, my long lost magical bretherin
Magic Bob > now there are two, Eve shall fall to our magic power
Erika Martak > omg o.0
Magic Trev * transforms into a giant hulk like monster and tears apart his pink fluffy cusion
Magic Bob * produces the 8 of spades from a hat
Magic Trev > nice work
Magic Bob > i was hoping for a rabit
Magic Bob > ;)
Ly'sol > whats happened
Atandros > Somebody set up us the bomb
Atandros > Somebody set up us the bomb
<_1of9> im a "low maintenance" eve player :)
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
CitzNo 097864 > i wish there was an easy way to find all characters on someone's credit card. God damn alts
Entity > there is an easy way
Entity > if you're a game master!
Khanadian > o/
Khanadian > entity for dev!
Entity > oh that'd be cool
Entity > I'd spawn a scorp with uber shit on it and go rampage!
aeti > heh
Entity > they will never catch me!
aeti > ¬_¬
CitzNo 097864 > you could finally complete your list
Entity > that'd be so utterly defeating the point
Entity > being god sucks
jarack > yeah i know, but you get used to it tbh,
Entity > how would YOU know
Khanadian > entity, Jarack wants to farj you
jarack > because i am the chosen one
jarack > *omfg
jarack > cant he farj me?
Entity > see, you use God's name in a possessive statement ("omfg") so you acknowledge not being a god!
jarack > when i said omfg
jarack > i was actually speaking to my pet
Entity > you worship your pet?
Entity > you fuck your goose?
Entity > ewww
jarack > i have my moments...
Entity > there is an easy way
Entity > if you're a game master!
Khanadian > o/
Khanadian > entity for dev!
Entity > oh that'd be cool
Entity > I'd spawn a scorp with uber shit on it and go rampage!
aeti > heh
Entity > they will never catch me!
aeti > ¬_¬
CitzNo 097864 > you could finally complete your list
Entity > that'd be so utterly defeating the point
Entity > being god sucks
jarack > yeah i know, but you get used to it tbh,
Entity > how would YOU know
Khanadian > entity, Jarack wants to farj you
jarack > because i am the chosen one
jarack > *omfg
jarack > cant he farj me?
Entity > see, you use God's name in a possessive statement ("omfg") so you acknowledge not being a god!
jarack > when i said omfg
jarack > i was actually speaking to my pet
Entity > you worship your pet?
Entity > you fuck your goose?
Entity > ewww
jarack > i have my moments...
<Mud_Pandemonium> Lemme put it this way.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your average MMO.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Let's say WoW.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Is a print of the Mona Lisa
<Mud_Pandemonium> Not the original, just a print on posterboard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> EVE is like.. a sculpture, that's never going to be finished.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A mistake here, a fix there, an addition here, a subtraction there, constantly evolving.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Adding new clay to a statue.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Sometimes, the devs accidently add a phallus.
<Mud_Pandemonium> But thats what makes EVE so interesting.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your average MMO.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Let's say WoW.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Is a print of the Mona Lisa
<Mud_Pandemonium> Not the original, just a print on posterboard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> EVE is like.. a sculpture, that's never going to be finished.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A mistake here, a fix there, an addition here, a subtraction there, constantly evolving.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Adding new clay to a statue.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Sometimes, the devs accidently add a phallus.
<Mud_Pandemonium> But thats what makes EVE so interesting.
Trandaka Kirr > you guys seem to have a lot of trouble with girls
Trandaka Kirr > why not go gay?
Morris Better > lol... the pay kinda sucks
Fell Shadarach > ...
Cherybol > Bro's before Ho's.
Fell Shadarach > no
Cherybol > Dicks before Chicks.
Morris Better > lol to each their own, I'm just gonna breed dogs
Trandaka Kirr > why not go gay?
Morris Better > lol... the pay kinda sucks
Fell Shadarach > ...
Cherybol > Bro's before Ho's.
Fell Shadarach > no
Cherybol > Dicks before Chicks.
Morris Better > lol to each their own, I'm just gonna breed dogs
Mehran Salenahi > I imagine 1 billion isk given to istvaan while a beautiful women fellates him would probbably do the trick :P
Mehran Salenahi > err
Mehran Salenahi > not 1 billion
Mehran Salenahi > but 1 trillion :P
Tarkis > could I replace the woman with Kooleagle?
Shlank X > haha
TheKoolEagle > ;.;
Mehran Salenahi > Sorry, fatties need not apply
Shlank X > you'd need 100 trillion if tha were the case
TheKoolEagle > hell if i get that ship i'll do it
Mehran Salenahi > err
Mehran Salenahi > not 1 billion
Mehran Salenahi > but 1 trillion :P
Tarkis > could I replace the woman with Kooleagle?
Shlank X > haha
TheKoolEagle > ;.;
Mehran Salenahi > Sorry, fatties need not apply
Shlank X > you'd need 100 trillion if tha were the case
TheKoolEagle > hell if i get that ship i'll do it
Dtech > tbh if you see anything on your ceiling naked with dildos for fingers, thats grounds for screaming like a girl and running like hell
Pocc's Helper > yay 100 people left jita!
Pocc's Helper > lag is like much less now
Buraken v2 > feels like a breath of fresh air doesnt it
Gungankllr > It's like sitting in a bathroom where the guy in the stall next to you is shooting chilli into a bucket with an air compressor, it's great
Pocc's Helper > lmao
Sachika > thats the most beautiful thing I have ever heard
Pocc's Helper > lag is like much less now
Buraken v2 > feels like a breath of fresh air doesnt it
Gungankllr > It's like sitting in a bathroom where the guy in the stall next to you is shooting chilli into a bucket with an air compressor, it's great
Pocc's Helper > lmao
Sachika > thats the most beautiful thing I have ever heard