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Recotah Whitewolf > Aria, to translate scottish, all you have to do is get really fucking drunk and hit your wife
Kaya Divine > I have 50/50 chance that I will exit in caldari or amarr space and I really don`t wish to be chased by police...its so sad that I don`t have balls :((
Par'Gellen > hehe why do people equate having balls with doing something stupid?
Drahkain > takes Testosterone to do something very stupid
Tonyy Starkk > Hey!
jih chop > Hey!
Beanybasha > jih tony is a friend of mine from an old corp
jih chop > I saw your adventures in Manhattan last night!
jih chop > great job kicking Loki's ass!
Tonyy Starkk > Well thank you! I am Iron Man of course!
jih chop > well, Duh
Tonyy Starkk > Well, I am interested in joining a 0.0 corp and see what it's like, I need a break from this avenger stuff
jih chop > well, ok, but youhave to build everyone one of those cool suits to fly around in
jih chop > so instead of pods, when ships pop, we'll be in THOSE!
Beanybasha > LMAO
Tonyy Starkk > Im already on it
jih chop > imagine the looks on ppls faces if a fleet of ironmen showed up!
Tonyy Starkk > Well I do get that a lot!
jih chop > OR
jih chop > we could all just sit in station and wait for the enemy to show up . . .
jih chop > slap bruce banner across the face, shove him out an airlock, and watch the show
Beanybasha > lol dam jih
Tonyy Starkk > Well thats what the station pub is for
jih chop > yeah, the only problem with that is - eventually the enemy fleet will be gone, the hulk will want back in
jih chop > and he will NOT be happy
jih chop > maybe we need a better plan
Tonyy Starkk > Rip of his shorts
Tonyy Starkk > that's his weakness
Tonyy Starkk > Big guy, little penis....
Tonyy Starkk > That's why he's always angry

Frank Horrigan > 2005.04.23 06:39:31 combat Your Medium Pulse Laser II hits Pulsating Power Generator, doing 0.0 damage.
Frank Horrigan > odd..
Stealthy > plug em in
Rhapsodae > Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. We have found a ladies purse in Airaken V - Moon 1 - Sisters of EVE Academy which may contain a cellular phone. It has been expected to ring for the last 7 minutes non stop, without regular intervals.
Rhapsodae > Due to the nature of the vibrations and being in the Sisters office it has yet to be confirmed to be a cellular phone. If you have an item or purse missing according to this describtion please contact me.
Norus > eyes blurrie wrist pulsing lose of feeling in ass
Kastio Delago > TMI dude TMI
Buhhdust Princess > unfortunately me and my gf definitely split up
Buhhdust Princess > so i have a bit more time on my hands.
Requiescat > BP
Requiescat > WE WILL BE YOUR GF
CPT NESSAJA > sry to hear that man
Requiescat > (except for the sexytimes)
Buhhdust Princess > thats the bit ima miss the most
Verone > incorrect
Verone > no one matches the sheer velocity of stranger's dong
Stranger > :3
Pliskkenn > Can you start fires with it?
Verone > plisk...
Verone > you're uninformed
Pliskkenn > It's why I'm asking!
Verone > stranger's dong is always on fire
Pliskkenn > Good lord
Verone > it's made from NAPALM
Pliskkenn > o.0
Stranger > wat
Michael Blackthorne > i love the smell of napalm in the morning
Verone > my point exactly :3
Stranger > You love the smell of my dong in the morning?
Kelron Queldine > I have discovered I have a helicopter piloting ability roughly equal to that of a dead cat
Olixia Castitatis > DC?
Kelron Queldine > BF2 demo

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Adoran Wa'alle > Oh and Kel, that's why we should team up. you shoot, I fly :) My piloting ability is ...well, atleast the equal of a live cat
TY TYVerymuch >
Giuseppe Ottaviani > gday
TY TYVerymuch > hello
Giuseppe Ottaviani > how may i help
TY TYVerymuch > sorry
TY TYVerymuch > wrong number
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