Darth Vaderr > I haf becom an egge!
Biddybam > damn
Biddybam > i bought the t3 skill for production for 300mil
Biddybam > thought it said 300K
Rompetrol > biddy biddle bam
Rompetrol > All day long I’d biddy biddy, bam, if I were a wealthy man!
Biddybam > i bought the t3 skill for production for 300mil
Biddybam > thought it said 300K
Rompetrol > biddy biddle bam
Rompetrol > All day long I’d biddy biddy, bam, if I were a wealthy man!
illegal imegrent > hi
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
Viper ShizzIe > I scammed some isk farmer fuck
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Nocts > I am male, she is female. And yes, this means the pictures I sent you last night were fake. It was my mother you were fapping to.
<Ak-Gara> pe·nis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pns)
<Ak-Gara> n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<Ak-Gara> dictionary.com says it's penises
<Ak-Gara> hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<YourMomma> ehm.... wow
<Levin> ok
<Levin> so what?
<Ak-Gara> you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<Adjudicator> or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<Levin> YES!
<Levin> so we can infer that pie are dicks
<Ak-Gara> n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<Ak-Gara> dictionary.com says it's penises
<Ak-Gara> hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<YourMomma> ehm.... wow
<Levin> ok
<Levin> so what?
<Ak-Gara> you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<Adjudicator> or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<Levin> YES!
<Levin> so we can infer that pie are dicks
Screaming Blade > Hey Lusinara msg me when you return
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
cuncannon > what i want krulls dna 4
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
Danielle O'Rage > girls arent confusing...you just dont speak our language is all
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
Carim FalNador > I knew there was a reason I was living in 1v.
Romulus XII > enlighten us :)
Carim FalNador > Less getting trapped in station.
Carim FalNador > More not being able to shoot anything because everything is blue.
Romulus XII > well our new neighbours are quite generous with the ammo :)
Romulus XII > specialy the one thrown our way
Carim FalNador > I don't see much T2 or Faction ammo though.
Carim FalNador > They obviously don't love us that much.
Romulus XII > enlighten us :)
Carim FalNador > Less getting trapped in station.
Carim FalNador > More not being able to shoot anything because everything is blue.
Romulus XII > well our new neighbours are quite generous with the ammo :)
Romulus XII > specialy the one thrown our way
Carim FalNador > I don't see much T2 or Faction ammo though.
Carim FalNador > They obviously don't love us that much.