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Jing Lee > what's a quid
Twistershift > a unit of currency in the UK
Marchant LaCroix > quid = pound sterling
Nev Hortator > how many quids in a pound?
Marchant LaCroix > a quid is a pound
Marchant LaCroix > tis slang.
Azirapheal > 2000 quid is a monkey.
Azirapheal > 1000 isa grand
Nev Hortator > oh...like dollars and bucks
Twistershift > 2000 monkeys is a problem
Alphamarine > omg didnt i say trust me
Yaevep > no
Tolin Dorden > lol
Tolin Dorden > but...its funnier not trustin u and bein paranoid alpha .P
Yaevep > on the otherhand
Tolin Dorden > besides... on my head stone it says... I told you they were after me
Yaevep > why should we trust you, you dont trust us...
Yaevep > oh, and btw, just to mkae it clear
Tolin Dorden > I don't believe you on that statement yaevep :P
Yaevep > i'm screwballing around with you, i need some entertainment ;P
Tolin Dorden > stop screwin my balls
Tolin Dorden > I got other holes that's more appropriate
Yaevep > you do?
Yaevep > which one is that?
Tolin Dorden > yeah... I think so?
Tolin Dorden > shit where's lunas when I need someone to blame????
Aspect Lost > its in the bible actually... and lo the Angel unlocked the Seventh Seal and beheld a Great Blue Screen and the end came nigh
(@Bizarre) 2005.12.17 19:53:35 combat Your Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery I perfectly strikes Caldari Control Tower [FFEW]<IRON> (Caldari Control Tower), wrecking for 17768.9 damage.
(@Dreadnought) meh
(@Dreadnought) my light ion blaster has done more
Zytez > any pilots out there that like to blow stuff up, want to join a corp that likes to blow stuff up... or want to earn some cash?
Zeros Omega > give me 500m iskies and i will
Zytez > lols you dont even know what your blowing up yet
Zeros Omega > your wallet?
<NTRabbit> #e-o is actually an oligarchy
<NTRabbit> under the divine rule of Lord Stavros
<OmberZombie> e-o is a breeding ground for HG and stav's ego, nothing more
<Viceroy> and my gf stories
<Viceroy> never forget those
<Viceroy> man my gf owns
* Viceroy emo
<Karunel> :<
<OmberZombie> sorry vice, how could i forget your fake gf
<NTRabbit> lol
<Karunel> roflcopter
<Viceroy> SHE'S NOT FAKE
<Viceroy> JUST BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE HER
<kieron> Can't forget the lack of horse, pony and other equine topics in this channel
* kieron was kicked by HellGremlin (kieron - DO NOT MENTION THE FORBIDDEN ANIMAL (AUTO-KICK))
ScottyTheDockingManager > HERE'S SCOTTY!
Azia Burgi > OMFG!
Azia Burgi > POD HIM!!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > Oh noes
Azia Burgi > /emote chases after scotty with a large pipe
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > GAH!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > /emote beats scotty with aforementioned pipe
Mud Dawg > It wasn't *my* titan. I don't even aspire to own one. If you think we're going to just roll over because BOB found another exploit, well, just keep thinking that. :)
Rohann > <url=showinfo:1379//302875687>DB Preacher</url> is the bad cop i was telling you about
DB Preacher > laugh.
jellybird > lol
Tamora > if you roll over anymore, your going to fall of the universe.
Khellias> Did I tell you that my corpmates named my Hulk?
Dreadstar Kilron> No..... Do I WANT to know?
Khellias> In honor of the fact that I single-handedly stripped a system completely bare of everything but the Veld and even about half of that over two days, they demanded that I name it after the Tarrasque.
Dreadstar Kilron> LOL
Khellias> Devourer of worlds and all.
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"

--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
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