Minuteman > What did the EVE player say when he went into a church?
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75
<Chribba> i'm alive
<Chribba> time to shower off all spiders and shit
<Loxy> i dont want to know :|
<Chribba> time to shower off all spiders and shit
<Loxy> i dont want to know :|
Virtuozzo> Sometimes I wonder if you are in my brain, just wrote pretty much the exact same thing, fortunately refreshed the page on another screen before hitting the submit button
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
<CatchAceR> its not surgery that gets me, its vomit and scat
<Ulviirala> 2ships1hangar
<Ulviirala> 2ships1hangar
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Jago Kain > are you all logged in on the works computers?
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
Mr Evilbadnasty > oh man
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
Bilboz > fucking battleship had a 1.2 mill bounty and the dam loot was 1 scrap metal? ccp can chew my left nut
firefly4 > yep
Lady Evelynne > woudln't that be painful?
Bilboz > be?
Bilboz > if their teeth are out? no
Bilboz > gumjobs are win o/
firefly4 > u had a few bill
Bilboz > one or two
firefly4 > o.o
Bilboz > when the gals come out from the methadone clinic they all want a pack of smokes and a beer so its easy somedays
firefly4 > yep
Lady Evelynne > woudln't that be painful?
Bilboz > be?
Bilboz > if their teeth are out? no
Bilboz > gumjobs are win o/
firefly4 > u had a few bill
Bilboz > one or two
firefly4 > o.o
Bilboz > when the gals come out from the methadone clinic they all want a pack of smokes and a beer so its easy somedays
Ordo slaps Kurenin around a bit with a large trout
LadyVlad slaps Kurenin around a bit with a large trout
<LadyVlad doh, double trout slapped
Theo throws beer on the mighty kurenin
LadyVlad and soaked in beer
LadyVlad you're ready for frying
LadyVlad slaps Kurenin around a bit with a large trout
<LadyVlad doh, double trout slapped
Theo throws beer on the mighty kurenin
LadyVlad and soaked in beer
LadyVlad you're ready for frying
Murandi > anyway .. I have access to --- ?
Lain Maraquine > I don't care, it's turned over
Lain Maraquine > you should, still have it written down?
Murandi > god no, I always delete that regularly, people change passwords and besides it still feels odd being inside you
Joram McRory > 0.o
Lain Maraquine > k
Lain Maraquine > I get that a lot