Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
Batmonkey > hmm....I don't see anything useful there. :-/
Rands > thats what she said borg
Rands > thats what she said borg
johnmkelly > whats every1 up to?
Duke Dragonfire > running my mouth and missions :)
Eagal Nil > just sootinh npc's :)
johnmkelly > lol
Gungankllr > Just waiting for my pants to dry so I can go run missions
Gungankllr > fucking shit, I meant run errands lmfao
Duke Dragonfire > rofl
Eagal Nil > rofl!
johnmkelly > why ur pants wet? ur gf there? lol
Duke Dragonfire > stop!!! Your killin me, ROFL
Duke Dragonfire > running my mouth and missions :)
Eagal Nil > just sootinh npc's :)
johnmkelly > lol
Gungankllr > Just waiting for my pants to dry so I can go run missions
Gungankllr > fucking shit, I meant run errands lmfao
Duke Dragonfire > rofl
Eagal Nil > rofl!
johnmkelly > why ur pants wet? ur gf there? lol
Duke Dragonfire > stop!!! Your killin me, ROFL
(out of game convo with friend...he doesnt know much about eve)
Lord Horus > side view of an amarr titan
Lord Horus > in the corner
Lord Horus > is a TINY bridge
Lord Horus > at the back is a TINY reactor (which actually is huge)
Lord Horus > wait what was the name of that famous dev again?
PKlavins > oveur?
Lord Horus > yeah....and the rest of the ship says: oveur's ego
PKlavins > LOL
Lord Horus > see!? that's what they need the space for!
Lord Horus > it all makes sense!
Lord Horus > hehe...oveur's ego...they used that for a planet too no?
PKlavins > no that was TomB's ego
Lord Horus > side view of an amarr titan
Lord Horus > in the corner
Lord Horus > is a TINY bridge
Lord Horus > at the back is a TINY reactor (which actually is huge)
Lord Horus > wait what was the name of that famous dev again?
PKlavins > oveur?
Lord Horus > yeah....and the rest of the ship says: oveur's ego
PKlavins > LOL
Lord Horus > see!? that's what they need the space for!
Lord Horus > it all makes sense!
Lord Horus > hehe...oveur's ego...they used that for a planet too no?
PKlavins > no that was TomB's ego
Nadine Desaix > I AM NOT STRANGE!
Kale Ryoko > ..
* Nadine Desaix proceeds to bang her head against Kale's chest
Hamish > omg lies
Kale Ryoko > ..
* Nadine Desaix proceeds to bang her head against Kale's chest
Hamish > omg lies
Lucius Kanon > my hs gf named my junk "Prince Gustav"
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Atandros > the conversation of your two characters reminds me of two dung beetles working together on rolling a great big glob of feces ;P
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do