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Aiyeeta Beaver > I long to have a phobos with a Gist x-type 100mn MWD, the domi overdrives and nanofibers, and those polycarb rigs... and to befriend a claymore master... because I want to bump people with the most phalic ship in eve at 25km/s
SamuraiJack > call it Zealgirls' strapon
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....you, good sir, are an 'effin genius
SamuraiJack > i try :P

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Commander Godsmack > no really
Commander Godsmack > w
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > h
Commander Godsmack > e
Commander Godsmack > f
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > c
Gehrin Motosua > COMBO BREAKER
Commander Godsmack > k

#1554 + ( 59 ) -inappropriate?

Sirilius > chicks dig people who play multiplayer spaceship games

#3125 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

 Mundungus spanks [STAR]AeolusWind|HCs
<Aranorn> Mundungus: What is this? brokeback EVE?

#1166 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Gut Buster> ...there aint no problem that can't be solved by the liberal application of high explosives.
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P

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Fl4tl1n3r 1 > o/
Fl4tl1n3r 1 > what u ore mongers upto then?
Lucifer Fellblade > chillin
Lucifer Fellblade > maxin
Lucifer Fellblade > relaxin
Lucifer Fellblade > all cool
Lucifer Fellblade > SHOOTING SOME B BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
Lucifer Fellblade > WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS
Lucifer Fellblade > WHO WERE UPTO NO GOOD
Lucifer Fellblade > STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
Lucifer Fellblade > or something like that
Fl4tl1n3r 1 > hehe

#9999 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Lothros Andastar > i once sprained my thumb
Lothros Andastar > thats my worst fapping injury

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<CyanAngel> ffs im really thinking about taking tobs back off ignore i keep missing parts of the convo lol
<Teh-Tobzy> someone tell CyanAngel to unblock me :|
* Teh-Tobzy pokes CyanAngel
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> Teh-Tobzy pokes CyanAngel
<Teh-Tobzy> ur a gd messenger Hellclan|Oraclegol1 :D
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> i know Teh-Tobzy
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> Teh-Tobzy jump huggles CyanAngel
<CyanAngel> hellclan stop helping him :P
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> <Teh-Tobzy> someone tell CyanAngel to unblock me :|
<CyanAngel> how about.... no :P
<Teh-Tobzy> not like that
<Teh-Tobzy> be nice
<Teh-Tobzy> say im being nice :|
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> he/ she is almost begging
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> to get a unblock
<CyanAngel> dont say anything, he isnt actually blocked roflmao
<Teh-Tobzy> OMG
<Teh-Tobzy> u bastard

#981 + ( 22 ) -inappropriate?

[Molle] k
[Molle] afetr work oficially roc
[Molle] x
[Molle] and, im shitfacedc
[Overkill] molle drunk?
[Overkill] lol
[Overkill] you type like sutty
[Molle] darb nbooss picking up all tabs
[Molle] *bisss
[Molle] *boss
[Molle] gah¨
[Molle] nm

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(@Entity) so how does this $50 thing work thren? :P
(@Wrangler) you give it to people and they give you items for it
(@Wrangler) usually in places called "stores"
(@Entity) *stab*
* @Wrangler dies
* @Urban_Mongral robs Wraglers wallet to get some of that stuff which you can use in stores
(@Wrangler) you have me confused with a rich person
(@Wrangler) all I have is old receipts
(@Urban_Mongral) OMG
(@Urban_Mongral) A ZOMBIE WITH RECEIPTS!!!
* @Urban_Mongral runs
(@Wrangler) now, why would a zombie with receipts be more scary than a regular zombie?
(@Wrangler) and running away from me only shows your prejudice against us zombies, not to mention it's very hurtful
(@Wrangler) we have feelings too you know
* @Urban_Mongral goes in for some Zombie sensitivity training

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