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Top Hat Arkena: GLORY TO THE PLASMA CANNON
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Spavin ll > [22:10:40] Sharkbait > i have had a lot to drink, but thats besides the point. i need to find out why the node is not liking this
Dr Kang > yeeesh the Clusterfuck saving the NC is like going to see that old cranky in the nursing home. You force yourself to go because he has no family and is alone, but when you get there he abuses you for being useless while he shits himself
Lucy Oreless > sometimes i get a bit dsiturbed myself... to easy to fake being a woman..
Lt Klap > hey u playt speedball ?
Speedball Dirkallente > speaka engrish?
Lt Klap > yes i speack enlgish
Speedball Dirkallente > i spank it too
Lt Klap > nice
Lt Klap > u play speedball?
Kou Shibasaki > raith: we have 'stoney ginger beer' here - better with scotch than iron brew
Spork Witch > gingers have no souls...
Spork Witch > but damn are redheads fire in bed
Kou Shibasaki > spork: which is why beer made of them tastes so bitter
[–]Coherent

EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.

[–]maccabeus

Actually it's not.

It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
Nisus Blaze > drunken103 is confused about his sexuality
Monster Thatcher > yes same
Monster Thatcher > omg
Monster Thatcher > i had the window scrolled up to where Karen said he liked Consortiums name
Monster Thatcher > and THATS what i mean by YES SAME
Atandros > Oh hey, just occurred to me we need a new
description for SF. Any ideas?
Kalast Raven > Nothing immediately here
Tatsue Nuko > How about
Tatsue Nuko > "See JF corp desc." :P
Atandros > Pffft
Atandros > I'll think up something...
Kalast Raven > OWNERS OF PUREBLIND AND ASSOCIATED NORTHERN
TERRORTORIES?
Kalast Raven > maybe I should misspell a couple more words
first though
Atandros > Only if we append "RIDIN YO MAMA SINCE '03" to the
end
SirMolle > I am the most uber super awesome neckbeard king of EVE.
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