* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
Antinea > with Wing Command trained at lvl 1, what can I do?
Bacchanalian > train it to 2?
Bacchanalian > train it to 2?
Bladeslayer > can anyhone tel me what kind of probes i need for scanning the planets?
HairySack Hangin > Anal probes.
HairySack Hangin > For examining all the new life forms.
HairySack Hangin > Anal probes.
HairySack Hangin > For examining all the new life forms.
Leon 026 > God whines because I fly faster than he does
Chronus26 > my blaster thron is sad
Chronus26 > :(
Cairo dog > why?
Chronus26 > no kills yet
Cairo dog > mine is sad because the stupidity of its' pilot let a kill get away
Mika Tani > mine's dead
Mika Tani > wewt
Chronus26 > :(
Cairo dog > why?
Chronus26 > no kills yet
Cairo dog > mine is sad because the stupidity of its' pilot let a kill get away
Mika Tani > mine's dead
Mika Tani > wewt
CloakedEgg > They need black holes in this game
Khorin D'tael > they have them. its called patchday
Khorin D'tael > they have them. its called patchday
Sentinel x > fuck bike eat girl sell pizza
Pimp Cane > fuck pizza, eat bike, sell girl
Pimp Cane > wait...
Pimp Cane > fuck pizza, eat bike, sell girl
Pimp Cane > wait...
Valora > kurenin is flying a vindi and a dread at the same time? o_O
Nephlite > ya
Kurenin > I am like a woman, multitasking for the win
Shrike > youre like a woman, period.
Valora > and what a woman
Nephlite > ya
Kurenin > I am like a woman, multitasking for the win
Shrike > youre like a woman, period.
Valora > and what a woman
Caellach Marellus > I tend to take breaks when my right hand begs for a bowl of ice
Kate Braxton > oh, check this out
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it