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maximus babbarus > ill save you te hastle if your looking, been docked for a week with a messy break up with the now ex guys and likly to be docked for the forseable future
redeye uk > sucks :(
maximus babbarus > had all my shit thrown in the street today was kinda funny tbh lol
maximus babbarus > but hay atleast i got it all back ^^
redeye uk > hehe
Koronakesh > /emote really should be finishing his final
Koronakesh > 2 hours left and 2 pages to go on Bush's foreign policy
Jekaterine > He had a foreign policy ?
Louella Dougans > bush had a nbsi foreign policy :V
Silver Night > grr
Silver Night > can't hit this damn spider drone, even have it webbed
Aquillar > where?
Aquillar > I'll paint it for you
Silver Night > nourvukaiken
Arciadian > that is nice about the Target painter
Arciadian > get a BB and 6 target painters and you can kill anything
* Tigsen adds his T2 paint ball guns on his crow :)
Silver Night > little bastard isn't even shooting, just webbing me and orbiting at 7.5km
Aquillar > owned
Caybn E'vangel > killing a hauler is like cheating in the special olympics, even if you win the only people who will respect you are retards
Araviel > if that is the case i have no problem killing haulers
Hellrazer > yawn
Wannabe kiss > Yeah, blobbing might do that to ya.
Hellrazer > ?
Hellrazer > ?
Wannabe kiss > Not too smart I see.
Wannabe kiss > Phuze you got more brains then this guy. please explain. ty.
Phuze > done
Wannabe kiss > Awesome ty.
Phuze > anytime =)
theRaptor > I love it when Gauis calls me a degenerate
Atandros > You like dirty talk, huh?
heRaptor > You just know he has rubber pants on under that robe
Azure Skyclad > Sock suspenders and white socks is my bet
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
D3MONOFDEATH > id seen better days in my pants aswell
Ellison Redux > They make a topical cream that will fix that
<Cippalippus> Delve is complicated. I killed people. Maimed people. Smuggled people. Perhaps, in liberty city, things will be different...
Hokiroku > we should try a new campaign to not make people angry with us when we hot drop them, we should drop in on top of them and start saying really nice things to them in local
Hokiroku > while we kill them
Hokiroku > "your hair is beautiful!" "You guys are doing a fine job here" "If you orbit me i wont kill you as fast!"
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