Samirol > one great thing about the patch notes, when you hit ctrl q, it comes up with a confirmation message
Samirol > should help with logoffskis
Samirol > finally ccp is tired of people logging off in combat
Capt Rob > does it rly?
Samirol > yeah
Capt Rob > b/c if i hit crtl Q and i log off
Capt Rob > im gona come bck and rape u
Samirol > alright
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albert camus > rofl
Samirol > hahahahaha
albert camus > lmfao
Samirol > he fell for it
albert camus > dident expect that to work
0Virtu0 > HAHAHAHA
Samirol > should help with logoffskis
Samirol > finally ccp is tired of people logging off in combat
Capt Rob > does it rly?
Samirol > yeah
Capt Rob > b/c if i hit crtl Q and i log off
Capt Rob > im gona come bck and rape u
Samirol > alright
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albert camus > rofl
Samirol > hahahahaha
albert camus > lmfao
Samirol > he fell for it
albert camus > dident expect that to work
0Virtu0 > HAHAHAHA
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
qasdfdsaq > /emote tries grabbing popcorn at 5km/sec
Othuum > STOP
Rico Felix > lvl 3 what?
Jack Underhill > With a few drone and missile skills on the side.
Jack Underhill > Missions.
Othuum > WTF
BludGroove > ?
Rico Felix > you can do l4 fine with min too
Othuum > I didnt know we were killing each other
BludGroove > we fight till ships pop?
Jack Underhill > Oh, I know.
Malaclypse Meggido > that was horribly 1 sided
Othuum > no :((((
DarkBloodRain > I think he does not want to lose his ship Blud :P
Jack Underhill > But by then you need to have your act together.
BludGroove > blah
qasdfdsaq > when a girl says 'stop' she actually means "FUCK ME HARDER"
Othuum > STOP
Rico Felix > lvl 3 what?
Jack Underhill > With a few drone and missile skills on the side.
Jack Underhill > Missions.
Othuum > WTF
BludGroove > ?
Rico Felix > you can do l4 fine with min too
Othuum > I didnt know we were killing each other
BludGroove > we fight till ships pop?
Jack Underhill > Oh, I know.
Malaclypse Meggido > that was horribly 1 sided
Othuum > no :((((
DarkBloodRain > I think he does not want to lose his ship Blud :P
Jack Underhill > But by then you need to have your act together.
BludGroove > blah
qasdfdsaq > when a girl says 'stop' she actually means "FUCK ME HARDER"
Jarimir > seriously, carebears tears are like fat chicks at club... they easy to get, and not something you really want to brag about...
Minty Aroma > Sounds about right- I don't have anything on atm
Minty Aroma > Lets me use my penis as a joystick as I make VOOOOM noises whilst my ship orbits it's target
Minty Aroma > Lets me use my penis as a joystick as I make VOOOOM noises whilst my ship orbits it's target
* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
AfterShock > Where is Spiderman when ya need him
Paxmor > CCP nerfed him.
Paxmor > CCP nerfed him.
Satori xxx > i met rodge at the london meet
mirel yirrin > Was he a seven foot tall russian pimp dressed in a pink tracksuit who demanded you give him head before stealing your money and leaving you half naked in the bushes in a park.
Rodge > mirel, that's a lie! I'm not 7 foot!
mirel yirrin > Was he a seven foot tall russian pimp dressed in a pink tracksuit who demanded you give him head before stealing your money and leaving you half naked in the bushes in a park.
Rodge > mirel, that's a lie! I'm not 7 foot!
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
vyro kozmo > HOW DO I LEAVE MY CORP...WHEN I CLICK ON QUIT...IT SAYS I HAVE A ROLE....
gluon > vyro: first, you have to turn off your caps.
gluon > that's *vital* to leaving your corp.
gluon > vyro: first, you have to turn off your caps.
gluon > that's *vital* to leaving your corp.