Caanan > ok
Caanan > this is fucked up
Caanan > first i give daakkon my msn
Caanan > then random fat chikcs IM me
Caanan > WTF
Tyrrax Thorrk > and this surprises you why
Caanan > this is fucked up
Caanan > first i give daakkon my msn
Caanan > then random fat chikcs IM me
Caanan > WTF
Tyrrax Thorrk > and this surprises you why
Xanandu > and he has also some bounty
Mathilda Fljot > 7M?
Mathilda Fljot > that's peanuts
Mathilda Fljot > I'd put a bigger bounty on you just for looking like a twat
Mathilda Fljot > 7M?
Mathilda Fljot > that's peanuts
Mathilda Fljot > I'd put a bigger bounty on you just for looking like a twat
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
[JERIC] Knuck: omg I got teh funk
[JERIC] Knuck: 12:34 am sunday here
[JERIC] Knuck: and I am getting down with my bad self
FLNC-Shar: california man then
FLNC-Shar: ??
[JERIC] Knuck: fuck that
FLNC-Shar: no?
[JERIC] Knuck: Vancouver
[JERIC] Knuck: Canada
FLNC-Shar: ahh
FLNC-Shar: west coast though
[JERIC] Knuck: NOT AMERICAN
FLNC-Shar: ain't it
FLNC-Shar: sorry man
FLNC-Shar: just 8hrs back to me is always LA
[JERIC] Knuck: heh np
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[JERIC] Knuck: and I don't live in an igloo
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: why is canadians are like IM NOT FUCKING AMERICAN U FUCK
[FLNC]Nooey: man I love stirring them
[FLNC]Nooey: "I live in Canada"
[FLNC]Nooey: "Oh ok, where abouts in America is that?"
[JERIC] Knuck: you're australian right
[FLNC]Nooey: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: have you ever asked someone from New Zealand whereabouts in Australia they're from
[JERIC] Knuck: THEY FREAK TEH FUCK OUT
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: same idea
[FLNC]Nooey: So north america knuck?
[JERIC] Knuck: sure I'll live with that
[FLNC]Nooey: : P
[JERIC] Knuck: omg for the ROFL
FLNC-Shar: push the button
[JERIC] Knuck: it is kinda funny sometimes telling ppl I live in 'Downtown Canada' tho and having the go 'oh yeah thats cool man'
[JERIC] Knuck: * them
FLNC-Shar: hehe
FLNC-Shar: never heard of dt canada
FLNC-Shar: dt eve yeah man
FLNC-Shar: not canada
FLNC-Shar: rofl
FLNC-Shar: j/k
[JERIC] Knuck: well its only the 5 of us
FLNC-Shar: wtf?
FLNC-Shar: 5?
[JERIC] Knuck: omg noob no
[JERIC] Knuck: 30 MILLION
FLNC-Shar: ahh
[JERIC] Knuck: and there is no downtown canada
[JERIC] Knuck: 12:34 am sunday here
[JERIC] Knuck: and I am getting down with my bad self
FLNC-Shar: california man then
FLNC-Shar: ??
[JERIC] Knuck: fuck that
FLNC-Shar: no?
[JERIC] Knuck: Vancouver
[JERIC] Knuck: Canada
FLNC-Shar: ahh
FLNC-Shar: west coast though
[JERIC] Knuck: NOT AMERICAN
FLNC-Shar: ain't it
FLNC-Shar: sorry man
FLNC-Shar: just 8hrs back to me is always LA
[JERIC] Knuck: heh np
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[JERIC] Knuck: and I don't live in an igloo
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: why is canadians are like IM NOT FUCKING AMERICAN U FUCK
[FLNC]Nooey: man I love stirring them
[FLNC]Nooey: "I live in Canada"
[FLNC]Nooey: "Oh ok, where abouts in America is that?"
[JERIC] Knuck: you're australian right
[FLNC]Nooey: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: have you ever asked someone from New Zealand whereabouts in Australia they're from
[JERIC] Knuck: THEY FREAK TEH FUCK OUT
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: same idea
[FLNC]Nooey: So north america knuck?
[JERIC] Knuck: sure I'll live with that
[FLNC]Nooey: : P
[JERIC] Knuck: omg for the ROFL
FLNC-Shar: push the button
[JERIC] Knuck: it is kinda funny sometimes telling ppl I live in 'Downtown Canada' tho and having the go 'oh yeah thats cool man'
[JERIC] Knuck: * them
FLNC-Shar: hehe
FLNC-Shar: never heard of dt canada
FLNC-Shar: dt eve yeah man
FLNC-Shar: not canada
FLNC-Shar: rofl
FLNC-Shar: j/k
[JERIC] Knuck: well its only the 5 of us
FLNC-Shar: wtf?
FLNC-Shar: 5?
[JERIC] Knuck: omg noob no
[JERIC] Knuck: 30 MILLION
FLNC-Shar: ahh
[JERIC] Knuck: and there is no downtown canada
NGTM1R > SIEGE MODE ON THE CAN!
Nexz > OMG I CANT FIT ANYTHING ON MY POD. :(
Crimson Smith > you noticed that, huh?
Crimson Smith > you noticed that, huh?
<GFLTorque> Eve needs a Chuck Norris module....
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
...
<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
...
<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
EVE System > Channel changed to Sobaseki Local Channel
Boogereater > Booger's Ore Relocation Service is announcing a new daily contest: the DUMB NAME of the DAY Award...
Boogereater > Today's winner is Mr. Ape who has won 50,000....congratulations Mr. Ape
Small Shadow > LOL
Boogereater > Each Day Booger's Ore Relocation Service will award 50k to the DUMBEST NAME...keep up the good work boys
Mr ApE > huh?
Mr ApE > lol
Boogereater > you got 50,000 check your journal/trasnsaactions
Boogereater > congratulations sir
Mr ApE > yey, I'm rich, lol, thx =)
Handelsmann > Can I have 50k as well plz?
Boogereater > only one winner per day
Filty1 > ur name not stupid enough
Handelsmann > Damn
Filty1 > but my name > all
Mr ApE > damn I feel stupid...
Boogereater > Booger's Ore Relocation Service is announcing a new daily contest: the DUMB NAME of the DAY Award...
Boogereater > Today's winner is Mr. Ape who has won 50,000....congratulations Mr. Ape
Small Shadow > LOL
Boogereater > Each Day Booger's Ore Relocation Service will award 50k to the DUMBEST NAME...keep up the good work boys
Mr ApE > huh?
Mr ApE > lol
Boogereater > you got 50,000 check your journal/trasnsaactions
Boogereater > congratulations sir
Mr ApE > yey, I'm rich, lol, thx =)
Handelsmann > Can I have 50k as well plz?
Boogereater > only one winner per day
Filty1 > ur name not stupid enough
Handelsmann > Damn
Filty1 > but my name > all
Mr ApE > damn I feel stupid...
Stork DK > Falcons are the new pvp condoms
< chillshock> hm... is it bad if you feel like podding your customer irl ?