Karbowiak> guess a quote: What a tool he was, i have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!
Lake> I was just about to comment on the ongoing reasonable and productive discussion of programming techniques... then realized I'd tabbed to a freenode channel earlier and wasn't looking at #eve-dev.
Karbowiak> morale to the story, eve-dev is a troll infested hellhole
Lake> I was just about to comment on the ongoing reasonable and productive discussion of programming techniques... then realized I'd tabbed to a freenode channel earlier and wasn't looking at #eve-dev.
Karbowiak> morale to the story, eve-dev is a troll infested hellhole
<Viceroy> the odds on me getting pregnant are pretty low
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
mulletor > balex back in local
mulletor > oh wait barrel of monkey spunk
Dhante > brb taking a bath
mulletor > oh wait barrel of monkey spunk
Dhante > brb taking a bath
Jinkei > Shit, I spilled the coke
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Jetsam Starson > 2006.04.21 00:21:06 combat Your Devastator Cruise Missile hits Caldari Shuttle <ASCN>(Caldari Shuttle), doing 12.9 damage.
Jetsam Starson > Looks like I need to work on my precision skills a bit
Volatar > LOL
Ammodawg > OMG
Valdruk > hey guys
Ammodawg > I fart for more dmg than that
Ortogal > lol
Jetsam Starson > Sig radius 25m, even light missiles would take a reduction on it :)
Soggoth > *Ammodawg fart and does 47.8 damage to Jetsam
Ammodawg > yea right, i had mexican tonight
* Ammodawg farts for 1200 area dmg
Jetsam Starson > Looks like I need to work on my precision skills a bit
Volatar > LOL
Ammodawg > OMG
Valdruk > hey guys
Ammodawg > I fart for more dmg than that
Ortogal > lol
Jetsam Starson > Sig radius 25m, even light missiles would take a reduction on it :)
Soggoth > *Ammodawg fart and does 47.8 damage to Jetsam
Ammodawg > yea right, i had mexican tonight
* Ammodawg farts for 1200 area dmg
enterion inforcer > anybodu has 240 nerve sticks 200 frentix an 120 exile?
enterion inforcer > I will pay good
Ikela > I bet you're an undercover CONCORD officer trying to trick us.
Ikela > YOU AIN'T GETTING ME, COPPER!
enterion inforcer > hahahahah
enterion inforcer > I will pay good
Ikela > I bet you're an undercover CONCORD officer trying to trick us.
Ikela > YOU AIN'T GETTING ME, COPPER!
enterion inforcer > hahahahah
XyresicPsych > Okay guys.. I just dropped a motorcycle on my leg and pretty sure I broke it.. hobbling off the ER now catch yas later.
* Tareen wants to fly fleets of bestowers filled with explosives into enemy headquarters
<Karnage> *must not make sexual innuendo*
<Ulviirala> aw come on karni, let me fly my bestower in your headquartes and shoot my explosives :D
<Karnage> DO NOT WANT!
<Tareen> you prefer me to fly my geddon into your... docking bay?
<Tareen> and explode there?
<Karnage> *must not make sexual innuendo*
<Ulviirala> aw come on karni, let me fly my bestower in your headquartes and shoot my explosives :D
<Karnage> DO NOT WANT!
<Tareen> you prefer me to fly my geddon into your... docking bay?
<Tareen> and explode there?
Azia Burgi > i was once introduced to someone who's name was big gay john
Zoukanix > reminds me of 'big gay Al' off south park
Azia Burgi > who wasn't very big, gay or in fact called john
Zoukanix > heh
Azia Burgi > it was at a very random house party
Azia Burgi > i was swaying in the kitchen, managing to stay upright by sheer luck more than anything
Azia Burgi > and said "so, john, what do you do?"
Azia Burgi > "my name is mark, actually"
Azia Burgi > "then why do they call you 'big gay john'?"
Azia Burgi > and thats all i remember
Zoukanix > reminds me of 'big gay Al' off south park
Azia Burgi > who wasn't very big, gay or in fact called john
Zoukanix > heh
Azia Burgi > it was at a very random house party
Azia Burgi > i was swaying in the kitchen, managing to stay upright by sheer luck more than anything
Azia Burgi > and said "so, john, what do you do?"
Azia Burgi > "my name is mark, actually"
Azia Burgi > "then why do they call you 'big gay john'?"
Azia Burgi > and thats all i remember
CannibalOx > i would pod my own mother for a stack of jamican porn