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Olicus > space looks so dark and ebil
SoldierOfFortune > it looks fecking EPIC
SoldierOfFortune > makes even a shuttle look smexy
Olicus > it's like yes I am empty, yes I am dangerous, yes you will die
Samuel Vimes > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Samuel Vimes > found it :o
Atandros > The letter "a" on your keyboard?
<Stavros> DRANK TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT
<Stavros> WOKE UP IN HOTEL ROOM WITH GIRL FROM WORK
<Stavros> NO DRINKING
<Stavros> EVER AGAIN
<Stavros> -_-
<Stavros> also
<Stavros> camera phones are FUCKING SHIT
<Stavros> just fyi
<Kurenin> WHYS THAT?
<Stavros> whats worst is annoying work colleagues that get EVERYTHING FUCKING STUPID U DID ALL NIGHT IN PICTURES (
General Dynasty > MACTEP > fofofofofo?????
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
<Sham> When reading about Anthony Fokker, the aircraft engineer
<Sham> "He died in New York in 1939 of complications of sinus surgery"
<Sham> WHO DIES OF SINUS SURGERY?
<LeviUK> who nose
<LeviUK> :)
Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Kivak Wolf > I don't like hearing instapop and "crow" in the same sentence...
Xenochen > so there is no way to probe out a cloaked ship with a buzzard, sisters launcher and sister's probes?
MrLahey > NOOOO!
MrLahey > cloaked ship = not on scan
Xenochen > ....hmm...so WTF did I buy a buzzard for?
<@Tremek_> Goddamnit.
<@Tremek_> I need a topic for a presentation in my environmental resources class.
<@shade> Tremek_: "Bears: America's Greatest Threat?"
<@Tremek_> That would be awesome.
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: "Oil: Let's Just Make More!"
<@Tremek_> I don't think I could get away with that.
<@Tremek_> CanSpice: considering how granola the teacher is
<@Tremek_> that would be hilarious. :P
<@CanSpice> instant fail?
<@Tremek_> Nah
<@Tremek_> She would probably give me credit
<@Tremek_> I have like 98% in the class
<@Barwinator> "Give me a nuke plant"
<@shade> Tremek_: "Carbon Dioxide, Our New Best Friend!"
<@CanSpice> continuing the Colbert theme, you could do "Global Warming: Huge Myth or The Hugest Myth?"
<@Tremek_> Haha
<@shade> or you could always go for the popular standby, a screed on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
<@Milnoch|Work> Tremek: "Ethanol; America's New Way to Subsidize the Farmers
<@Barwinator> "A Healthy Ocean: Do those Salmon really benefit us?"
<@CanSpice> "Clean Air: Who The Fuck Cares?"
<@ToAsT> rofl
<@CanSpice> "Paving Our Way To Prosperity (funded by GM)"
<@Tremek_> Carcinogens: Character Builder or Just Plain Fun?
<@TinyTony|work> have you guys been to Epcot?
<@Tremek_> I'm going to fuck this up :(
<@Barwinator> yep
<@TinyTony|work> There's a "ride" there that's basically exactly that
<@TinyTony|work> it's all about energy and it's by Exxon
<@ToAsT> PMS: cause woman deserve it <--Guaranteed pass
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: can't you be a contientious objector on the grounds that you don't want to harm the environment by wasting paper to print the essay on?
<@shade> Tremek_: "Yucca Mountain: Because Nevada ought to be useful for something"
<@Barwinator> lol
<@Milnoch|Work> nice
<@Tremek_> shade: Oh you better believe it. :P
<@CanSpice> "...besides gambling and whoring."
<@Tremek_> I'm going to intentionally take a confrontational slant on this ;)
<@Milnoch|Work> "Global Warming: Who doesn't want to see women in short skirts and bikinis"
<@Tremek_> Nuclear Waste: Mo' Betta!
<@Tremek_> I'm going to call that my working title.
<@Tremek_> Heh
Nidia Masters > you have rules?
Batilda Yogmoth > not as a rule, no
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