Gorion Wassenar > my car died today
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Gazmus > come back
Cartiff > shit ladz, i just ejected from my carrier at the gate
Cartiff > help me
DekBolt > tit
Gazmus > wank
Cartiff > D'oh
Cartiff > i hope RK/Smash don't notice
Cartiff > oh s**t#
Nhoj Sllew > /emote continues playing xbox
Cartiff > shit ladz, i just ejected from my carrier at the gate
Cartiff > help me
DekBolt > tit
Gazmus > wank
Cartiff > D'oh
Cartiff > i hope RK/Smash don't notice
Cartiff > oh s**t#
Nhoj Sllew > /emote continues playing xbox
Vlad Cetes > so grae. how much stuff do u have trapped in 9uy?
Graelyn > I have 0 assets in Providence.
Graelyn > wait.
Graelyn > I have 8 WCS and 20 zydrine in Providence.
Graelyn > NOO MAH ZYDRINE
Graelyn weeps for the plight of innocent minerals
Graelyn > I have 0 assets in Providence.
Graelyn > wait.
Graelyn > I have 8 WCS and 20 zydrine in Providence.
Graelyn > NOO MAH ZYDRINE
Graelyn weeps for the plight of innocent minerals
WongKar Wei > Half of the Gallente ships are shaped like biological elements. The Iteron is a giant penis with a gas mask. The thorax is a circumcised penis. The Brutix is snot congealed.
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
VaNessa Oney > cant believe we killed a rattlesnake with a miner II fitted :/
BacardiDesire > TONIGHT 20.00 EVE TIME, TIME TO ROLL HEAVY BS PREFFED RR LOGI'S BC CR ETC EVERYTHING IS WELCOME FORMING IN VILLORE
BacardiDesire > PASS IT AROUND
Moonshadoe > like aids?
BacardiDesire > YES BUT IN A POSSITIVE WAY
Xie Hui > less caps plix kthx
Moonshadoe > .... HIV positive?
BacardiDesire > PASS IT AROUND
Moonshadoe > like aids?
BacardiDesire > YES BUT IN A POSSITIVE WAY
Xie Hui > less caps plix kthx
Moonshadoe > .... HIV positive?
Rhamnousia > a lil blood sucking, and a lil sex never hurt nobody that i know of...
Omega87 > unless they have aids, then its like the double whammy
Omega87 > unless they have aids, then its like the double whammy
Duckeye > I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Kirsten Fud > 5 dolla me cyno you long time
*Ghost Hunter spins camera around his widow > Why did I log in again..
Matariki Rain > Fun.
Matariki Rain > To gaze lovingly?
Salba > To listen to us throw a wet blanket over the entire human race.
*Ghost Hunter flat look > Do you want a face like mine looking lovingly at anything?
Matariki Rain > To gaze lovingly at your widow, Ghost.
Salba > ...
Matariki Rain > Which sounds rather perverse, actually.
Salba > Ghost staring lovingly at his widow.
Matariki Rain > Fun.
Matariki Rain > To gaze lovingly?
Salba > To listen to us throw a wet blanket over the entire human race.
*Ghost Hunter flat look > Do you want a face like mine looking lovingly at anything?
Matariki Rain > To gaze lovingly at your widow, Ghost.
Salba > ...
Matariki Rain > Which sounds rather perverse, actually.
Salba > Ghost staring lovingly at his widow.