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sodney > wtf
sodney > i set my autopilot to jita
sodney > and it took me to some system called herila
sodney > sounds like a hairy slut version of godzilla
Coffee Table > its sufficient to drink from your suffering
Morgyrum > I'm glad I please you with my pain
Dowall > if that's the way you feel: hold on, I'll get a nail gun
Ben Derindar > /emote is allergic to ebil
Ben Derindar > i feel strange whenever some suprm dude waves to me in local :/
Sevanna > ach.. common. many of em guys are good fellows just like u and me =)
Ben Derindar > /emote consults a list of known substances whose effects match Sevanna's current behaviour patterns
Luther Kincaid > lol
Sevanna > lol!!!
<Stavros> well
<Stavros> ok
<Stavros> so like
<Stavros> i make 14x 100 mil a month
<Stavros> 1.4 bill
<Stavros> assuming that 50% of that is profit
<Stavros> 800mil
Ceanthar Cerbera > pirates dont deserve duels and fairness they deserve to be podded by fleets
Olixia Castitatis > oh err.. I can't be bothered to get into the whole "Its just a game, and piracy is a way to play it" argument, so I won't.
Olixia Castitatis > But pretend we did argue, and I won.
Screaming Blade > ...Im mentaly screwed so bad in such a good way.
Chronos Sage > every time you kill a goon, god creates a kitten
Mazzic Karde > Contrary to popular belief, CCP's main product is lag. Eve Online is just a side effect
P1E RAT3 > u couldn't gank ur way thru an open door u knob
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
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