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KSUDruid > two words... RIF TER

Verone > ffs
Verone > i just dropped vindaloo all over my keyboard
ParMizaN > lmao
Verone > i'm typing with pieces of chicken

#7800 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Godani Lifetrey > I speak a bit english, ein wenig deutsch, un peu de francais and some other languages
Han yu > english, spanish, german, french, chinese, in order of gooder speeking

#12581 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

Chrismyazz > dramie down
Iam Widdershins > WOO
Iam Widdershins > who was it?
Chrismyazz > the WT
Iam Widdershins > same guy?
Chrismyazz > yep
Chrismyazz > podded too
Chrismyazz > guess what i got it with
Chrismyazz > guess the ship
Iam Widdershins > stiletto
Iam Widdershins > wait no
Iam Widdershins > tengu
Chrismyazz > nope
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > breacher
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > ...shuttle?
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > corpse
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > idk
Chrismyazz > draek
Iam Widdershins > oh god

#12899 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Cass Dyson > ive got ships in places I don't remember
Marduk Jerak > nice lol
jih chop > I'm not surprised, I'm sure you find all sorts of interesting things at your high colonic apointments

#5922 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

REIN CASTER > dont blow it on hookers
XxRapptorxX > :(
Oxana Ptotemkish > or blackjack
XxRapptorxX > :O
Poxxill > yes, blow it on hookers AND blackjack. important distinction there.
XxRapptorxX > Hehe :D
XxRapptorxX > haha!
Oxana Ptotemkish > ho ho
Oxana Ptotemkish > ho ho + ace and queen
Oxana Ptotemkish > 2 hookers and blackjack?
Ortos > lol
XxRapptorxX > 2 kings :S
Ortos > 2 queens is much more fun to watch.
Ortos > erm.... not that kind of queens
Ortos > /emote hides

#13591 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Amy Oksaras > well theres always putting on the mining helmet and diving into the log files
Amy Oksaras > but even a hulk would have a hard time with that task

#3099 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

nicenine > anyone knows how to do the part 4 of shaman secert?
Ikvar > Use rubber chicken with pulley in the middle on zip wire
nicenine > can't find the zip line
nicenine > how to get the rubber chicken?
Ikvar > It's in the voodoo shop
Ikvar > And the Zipline is over the chasm near the house
Ikvar > Oh wait... that's Secret of Monkey Island, not EVE :D

#10245 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

Killde > I find that if a covop decloaks in a safe, it's because he can't do shit to you and he just wants to wag his cock at finding you. A real covop would have a fleet warp to him and fuck you up first

#6919 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Kyp13 > oh, which side are your gas/brake pedals on in your car?
Kyp13 > we saw a european truck in town today and wondered where the pedals were...
Azia Burgi > the same side as the steering wheel
Kyp13 > i mean is the gas on the right and the brake on the left
Kyp13 > or the other way around
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > its still C B A
Kyp13 > a?
Azia Burgi > accelerator/gas
Kyp13 > ah
Kyp13 > same here then
Kitsy Chan > whats c?
Kyp13 > clutch
Azia Burgi > fyi: europe drives on the same side of the road as the states
Azia Burgi > its only the UK and ireland that still drive on the left
Kitsy Chan > whats... a clutch?
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > it takes the piece off the wheel so you can change gears
Azia Burgi > it allows you to change gear in a manual car
suoidet ahcrin > or .. grind it till you find it speed changing selector
Kitsy Chan > is that what that grinding screeching soud is?
Azia Burgi > yes
Kitsy Chan > So its not a spair gas pedle for left handed drivers?
Azia Burgi > wtf... are you serious?
Kitsy Chan > ok, even my moterbike has automatic transmission :)
Azia Burgi > you go down on the clutch at the same time as coming off the gas, select your gear, slowly come of f the clutch and re apply the gas at the same rate
suoidet ahcrin > hmm .. a spare gas pedal to DOUBLE you speed .. just what the roadway needs
Azia Burgi > never ever let kitsy drive me anywhere