YangTze Quan nudges eagle, "check out the sarah avatar - cute"
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Lia'Vael > dont get me wrong I'd totally shoot you for the lulz but kicking the dog doesnt pay the bills
Mark Bolton > Barges got one med slots and it is meant for Warp scramblers
* Brujo Loco gives Elethe a Blue Pill
* Elethe would rather have a red pill
Everage > mass: 10kg. thats one heavy pill
Elethe > I think it's a suppository
* Elethe would rather have a red pill
Everage > mass: 10kg. thats one heavy pill
Elethe > I think it's a suppository
Anderson Williams > i get hard when losers die
Meridith Akesia > I get hard when anderson dies
Meridith Akesia > then i masturbate with my collection of authentic 16th century dildos
Triple Entendre > Or, as we like to call them, Aerosmith
Meridith Akesia > I get hard when anderson dies
Meridith Akesia > then i masturbate with my collection of authentic 16th century dildos
Triple Entendre > Or, as we like to call them, Aerosmith
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
<KaleZombie> you're not even a real gay
<Galazar> ...
<Galazar> i am
<KaleZombie> It's disgraceful
<Galazar> i really am
<Galazar> watch
<KaleZombie> pfft
<JoeyLemur> Lipstick gay?
* Galazar is for teh gheyyy
<KaleZombie> It's too late now
<Galazar> see
<Galazar> please kale
<KaleZombie> Just
<Galazar> im gay
<KaleZombie> get out of my sight
* Galazar looks at the floor
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> I can't take you playing me like a fool anymore, Gal.
<KaleZombie> I've had enough!
<Galazar> im sorry
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<KaleZombie> No
<Galazar> please?
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> Too late.
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> PLEASE!
<KaleZombie> You had your chance.
<Galazar> but i was messing about
<KaleZombie> Oh, so many chances.
<Galazar> please, just one more chance
<KaleZombie> It's always ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU
<KaleZombie> ITS ONE MORE CHANCE GALAZAR
<Galazar> i know
<Galazar> but this time i'll be good
<Galazar> i swear
<Galazar> just me and u kale
<KaleZombie> Well here's one chance you'll never get
<Galazar> i swear it
* KaleZombie leaves
<Galazar> please!
<Galazar> forgive me
* Galazar cries on the floor while reaching after Kale
<Galazar> ...
<Galazar> i am
<KaleZombie> It's disgraceful
<Galazar> i really am
<Galazar> watch
<KaleZombie> pfft
<JoeyLemur> Lipstick gay?
* Galazar is for teh gheyyy
<KaleZombie> It's too late now
<Galazar> see
<Galazar> please kale
<KaleZombie> Just
<Galazar> im gay
<KaleZombie> get out of my sight
* Galazar looks at the floor
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> I can't take you playing me like a fool anymore, Gal.
<KaleZombie> I've had enough!
<Galazar> im sorry
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<KaleZombie> No
<Galazar> please?
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> Too late.
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> PLEASE!
<KaleZombie> You had your chance.
<Galazar> but i was messing about
<KaleZombie> Oh, so many chances.
<Galazar> please, just one more chance
<KaleZombie> It's always ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU
<KaleZombie> ITS ONE MORE CHANCE GALAZAR
<Galazar> i know
<Galazar> but this time i'll be good
<Galazar> i swear
<Galazar> just me and u kale
<KaleZombie> Well here's one chance you'll never get
<Galazar> i swear it
* KaleZombie leaves
<Galazar> please!
<Galazar> forgive me
* Galazar cries on the floor while reaching after Kale
<imp_> why you griefing noobs
<DigitalCommunist> I could ask you the very same question!
<imp_> I don't grief noobs, I educate them about dangers of 0.0 space
<DigitalCommunist> I could ask you the very same question!
<imp_> I don't grief noobs, I educate them about dangers of 0.0 space
Cookiez Yum > my graph is gonna drop 5bil soon :P look terribad
Tubrav Sadarts > why?
Cookiez Yum > sent spare liquid to another account
Tubrav Sadarts > we don't judge you by the size of your graph :P
Cookiez Yum > indeed :D
Tubrav Sadarts > christ, what a lame pickup line that'd be
Tubrav Sadarts > 'hey pretty thing, check out the size of my net asset value graph'.
Tubrav Sadarts > 'ohhh yeah. see that monthly 10% growth'.
Tubrav Sadarts > why?
Cookiez Yum > sent spare liquid to another account
Tubrav Sadarts > we don't judge you by the size of your graph :P
Cookiez Yum > indeed :D
Tubrav Sadarts > christ, what a lame pickup line that'd be
Tubrav Sadarts > 'hey pretty thing, check out the size of my net asset value graph'.
Tubrav Sadarts > 'ohhh yeah. see that monthly 10% growth'.
imperium_romanus: so, am i the only dude with his missile launchers in groups of 2 for exclusive whorage?
loci_sabage : you group them?
mark_artreides : you are a dude?
loci_sabage : you group them?
mark_artreides : you are a dude?