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<Kurenin> OH GOOD JOB
<Kurenin> :|
<Kurenin> I pod jump
<Kurenin> and forget my clone is set in the same system I was just in
<Kurenin> gg
<CommGuru> o/
<imp_> that's why we call you Kurenoob
<Kurenin> no
<Kurenin> I am kurenub
<Kurenin> ;[
<aeti> :D
<Kurenin> There is a very subtle difference
<Kurenin> noob refers to someone who is new
<Kurenin> nub is someone who just sucks
<Kurenin> I just suck
Tiny Ox > I could have dropped my giant inflatable elephant
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Lightof God > i got drunk and played eve last night
Lightof God > i woke up in jita
Lightof God > with 65 blackbirds 8 harbingers and a freighter i'm pretty sure i didnt own b4
Lightof God > how the fuck did i get 65 blackbirds
Lightof God > I cant fly a harbinger
Lightof God > and i'm pretty sure i couldnt fly a freighter last night but i'm fucking sitting in it now
Mingzhu > how does a pod pilot perform basic bodily functions
Tri Dalmor > they don't call it pod goo for nothing...
Mingzhu > it doubles as a convenient liquid food
<Torgaden> and ratsputin i find your name offensive
<Ratsputin> Offensive how?
<Torgaden> im satanist and rasputin is a high priest in my faith
<Ratsputin> Growvel before me and give me your ISK then!
<Jon> i trained amarr simply to get the sex
<thewizkid> Jon: i try to imagine somebody in a bar trying to score on a chick with saying, hey honey, is that guy boring you? take me, i am amarr
danneh > Deja has been jumping through the same gate for 30 minutes, to sabotage it now would be horrid
KSUDruid > i collect megathongs..
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
Andreus Ixiris > OK, my game crashed, and now I somehow have a dark red standing TO MYSELF
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
Sheriff Jones > My inboard computer talks like a nagging wife "Why we going here?" "Shouldn't you shoot at that?" "Oh you never put the cargobay door down!"
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