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Nah'r > what's a 'hardener'
Infinity Ziona > viagra?
Nah'r > what's a 'hardener'
Infinity Ziona > viagra?
Bristlecone > I LOVE how I put up a picture of a naked character and everyone is examining the icons at the bottom
CLT > standard nerds...
Porkita > it has no nipples... what did you expect? :D
CLT > standard nerds...
Porkita > it has no nipples... what did you expect? :D
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all, that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
Mogatu: who cares about 64bit, new patch... pos bumping is a serious matter!
Mogatu: Will 64bit be on sisi prior to tq?
Pete: no, going to test it on TQ and if it works then put it onto sisi
Nate: hahaha
Pete: what do you fucking think
Mogatu: emorage >_<
Nate: Mogatu got pwnd
Mogatu: Will 64bit be on sisi prior to tq?
Pete: no, going to test it on TQ and if it works then put it onto sisi
Nate: hahaha
Pete: what do you fucking think
Mogatu: emorage >_<
Nate: Mogatu got pwnd
Demme : u guys on roam
swordfish67 : yea frog roam
Demme : ribbit
Voddie UK : ribbit
swordfish67 : yea frog roam
Demme : ribbit
Voddie UK : ribbit
Zakthar Kadaj > caldari ships have 2 designers, one to design the left half, one to design the right, and they're not allowed to talk to each other....ever
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
(^1man) i changed my desktop background the other day and today is the first day i saw it.. and i was like "wtf who changed my... oh wait.. it was me.. :/"
Mini Freight > u.... like ever have to fart....
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
Faustus Kraemer > EVE hates me tonight. And I love it still. I'm a WHORE *sobs*