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Gilland > besides nothing wrong with drinking its sobering up thats not good for you
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
Raane Thyandar > i reckon that if you overheat a cloak
Raane Thyandar > it should just log you out
Kaylee Remas > cheapest gistii MWD on contract right now! only 50mil!
Kaylee Remas > Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn,
And go to bed in rubber gloves.
But I don't need no stimulation,
Potions, balms or embrocation,
I'm in love,
In other words...
Kaylee Remas > WTF
Kaylee Remas > OH GOD WRONG PASTE
* Levin is now known as Levinski
<Levinski> good day comrades
<@kieron> Levin, you could have just changed the v to an n and been just fine
<Levinski> yeah but then i have expectations to live up to
* Kurenin is now known as Kurenistan
* Kurenistan is now known as Kurenov
<+Kurenov> I AM COMRADE KURENOV
<+Kurenov> (Though kurenin is actually russian :|)
<Levinski> i think kieron is an american spy
<Jadrutski> we shall shoot him just to make sure
* kieron is now known as kieronov
<@kieronov> Happy, comrades?
<@kieronov> It is a sad day for the state, is it not? Although DigitalCommunist was previously a member of the glorious state, the puppet known as HellGremlin has not joined in
<@kieronov> Horse
<+Kurenov> Let us invade Icelandistan
<Jadrutski> FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Epofhis > hmm, im getting ready to have some fun
Epofhis > i do alot of lone hunting =(
* Jhodas covers his ass
* Epofhis removes jhodas's hands w/ the grace of a fallen angel
Jhodas > 2005.04.23 03:04:13 combat Your fist perfectly strikes Epofhis' face, wrecking years of dental work
DagnyTaggart > wow, not even with t2 brass knuckles....
Jhodas> rofl
Epofhis > 2005.04.23 03.04:45 Combat Your Ass plug t4 perfectly strikes [n00b] Jhodas for OMGWTFBBQ my ass leaks now damage
Jhodas> pmsl

nighttrucker > * gets mud piut ready *
nighttrucker > * curls up at krystals feet and has a snooze *
Krystal Divine > * snickers. *
DisturbdGuy > * pokes krystal's shoulder and whispers...* you should kik him just to see if he spazzes since he's sleeping
DisturbdGuy > * grins evilly *
Krystal Divine > * whispers back * But then Karl will kick me for kicking his boyfriend.
DisturbdGuy > * ponders this and instantly doesn't wish to ponder that fact any more * -_-
nighttrucker > * stirs trots over and pee's on disturbd's pod before returning and biting krystals leg *
DisturbdGuy > MEH!!! i just had that friggin' thing washed... BAD NT... BAD!!
Zirth > * quickly leaves eve and pretends this chat never happened *
DisturbdGuy > * wonders why NT decided he's a dog now... *
nighttrucker > was hoping its an easier life
DisturbdGuy > meh, only mildly. lemme guess. you also did it because you wanted to be able to lick yourself?
nighttrucker > hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nighttrucker > s*
DisturbdGuy > * has banned himself from speaking for the duration of his online time for that comment... *
Zirth > lmao
Zirth > the last 3 minutes were so wrong on so many levels..
bonekill Rinn > 01:04:44 Notify J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I deactivates as Broke Dick Mountian begins to explode.
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
<Cleisthene2> I NEED COMBAT PILOTS TO WAKE UP IN d2
<Ghost_Reaper> 0.o wats happenin in d2?
<Cleisthene2> i am doing pole dancing
<Cleisthene2> :D
<Kirkland> your pole dancing?
<Kirkland> take it the systems empty by now then..
GiR420 > still think they should put in a navy tengu :P
Jin Zone > and make t3 even more overpowered?
Vigosan > No such thing as overpowered. Only 'Good', 'Better', and "OMFG how do I KILL IT?!?!?!"
DarkBloodRain > Akash Thakur > Can anyone explain something to me? I'm on a mission where the tutorial says there's supposed to be accel gates
Akash Thakur > there's nothing here but empty space, nothing with probes or scanners. I don't really know what to do...
Biggus Tankus > Have you made sure you accepted the mission?
Akash Thakur > now i feel like an ass >.>
DarkBloodRain > RAWR
Fast Eddie > Welcome to Eve. :)
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