* +ToxicFire sits ulviirala down at pc with a copy of wow and sits back to see what happens
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
Andreus Ixiris > It always amazes me how Kelsy knows that he can't hold his drink
Andreus Ixiris > Yet drinks like a fish anyway
Kelsy Talan > I can usually
Verone > kelsy is the only person in my life
Verone > that i've ever seen color co-ordinate their sick with their hair
Verone > that, is fucking stylish
Andreus Ixiris > Yet drinks like a fish anyway
Kelsy Talan > I can usually
Verone > kelsy is the only person in my life
Verone > that i've ever seen color co-ordinate their sick with their hair
Verone > that, is fucking stylish
Demonik llama > is anyone else loosing their connection?
Serj Darek > no, I pay my bills
Serj Darek > no, I pay my bills
Arvald > welp ive forgotten how soul crushingly boring ratting is
Arvald > im going to go smoke get drunk and then yell racial slurs at my cats
Arvald > im going to go smoke get drunk and then yell racial slurs at my cats
James Copper > "And lo did the gods of darkness rise up, and swear, and cry out, 'Lo, see you not that these must be cheating, as they have pwned all our minions so repeatedly?' and then did Oveur reach for his holy nerf-bat...."
Deus Stark > Hello ladies
Kevin Kenobi > I'm no lady
Deus Stark > Well, where are the ladies then?
Flenoll Yrr > thsi is teh internet ...there are no ladies, just guys pretending to be one
Kevin Kenobi > the ccp player survey said that 5% of eve's player population is female
Kevin Kenobi > other 94% are men
Kevin Kenobi > 1% are confused
Kevin Kenobi > I'm no lady
Deus Stark > Well, where are the ladies then?
Flenoll Yrr > thsi is teh internet ...there are no ladies, just guys pretending to be one
Kevin Kenobi > the ccp player survey said that 5% of eve's player population is female
Kevin Kenobi > other 94% are men
Kevin Kenobi > 1% are confused
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Slimo > cab someone help me re office rents please?
Romsland > whats up
Slimo > well every month i get evicted from my office......the rents appearing in the rents tab of the corp management screen what else do i need to do?
Romsland > pay the bill
Slimo > does it not do it automaticaly?
Romsland > whats up
Slimo > well every month i get evicted from my office......the rents appearing in the rents tab of the corp management screen what else do i need to do?
Romsland > pay the bill
Slimo > does it not do it automaticaly?
Tristan Acoma[prax]: if CCP is upset by 'cyber bullying' from the eve-o community, just wait until they get a view of the cavalcade of filth that xbox live is :)
Nisse Owned > Damn noob ships, Caldari navy logisticd support does NOT mean ibis parking :P
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis