Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Gaden Tsero > True or False: Panda Bears are sexier than giraffes
Azia Burgi > false
Auferre > If you're a panda, probably.
Gaden Tsero > That's what my mom said
Troy Calabash > If you consider how much trouble zoos have getting pandas to breed, apparently they're not even particularly sexy to other pandas.
Gaden Tsero > What a Gallentean thing to say
Gaden Tsero > Hippie
Auferre > For all I know, pandas dress up as giraffes to attract each other in the wild.
Gaden Tsero > That strangely makes sense
Azia Burgi > explains sooooo much
Azia Burgi > false
Auferre > If you're a panda, probably.
Gaden Tsero > That's what my mom said
Troy Calabash > If you consider how much trouble zoos have getting pandas to breed, apparently they're not even particularly sexy to other pandas.
Gaden Tsero > What a Gallentean thing to say
Gaden Tsero > Hippie
Auferre > For all I know, pandas dress up as giraffes to attract each other in the wild.
Gaden Tsero > That strangely makes sense
Azia Burgi > explains sooooo much
Dawnchaser > Women are strange
Urpie Ishasit > what else is new
Graylorde > Yeah, did you know they don't have a penis?
Dawnchaser > Yeah, I learned that yesterday :P
Urpie Ishasit > what else is new
Graylorde > Yeah, did you know they don't have a penis?
Dawnchaser > Yeah, I learned that yesterday :P
Jack Murder > hey, anyone here tried planetary interaction
Mucko > I bought a planet dinner once, took it out to a movie, but all I got was a peck on the cheek and a quick peek at it's inner moons
Mucko > I bought a planet dinner once, took it out to a movie, but all I got was a peck on the cheek and a quick peek at it's inner moons
<crono^> so i'm ninja mining in a cormorant
<crono^> lots of sharp crokite, 250k apart, 3 cruiser rats
<crono^> BLISS.
<[-OS-]Nestor> soon some1 gonna crash your party, for the sake of it ;]
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> npcs spawned at my safespot
<[-OS-]Nestor> haha
<[-OS-]Nestor> PWND.
<crono^> it's like 70 au from anything
<crono^> WTF
<crono^> :D
<crono^> they warped from the belt to my ss
<crono^> my hauler is going to die :|
<crono^> lots of sharp crokite, 250k apart, 3 cruiser rats
<crono^> BLISS.
<[-OS-]Nestor> soon some1 gonna crash your party, for the sake of it ;]
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> npcs spawned at my safespot
<[-OS-]Nestor> haha
<[-OS-]Nestor> PWND.
<crono^> it's like 70 au from anything
<crono^> WTF
<crono^> :D
<crono^> they warped from the belt to my ss
<crono^> my hauler is going to die :|
Spyke> he has a Gf now?
Lupus> lets just hope she has fluid extraction trained to 5
Lupus> lets just hope she has fluid extraction trained to 5
Macabre Devil > lol was that the Rattlesnake I helped you buy?
SocomTedd > jump through wh with rattlesnake to the ass end of nowhere ftw
AtheistOfFail > yes Macabre xD
Macabre Devil > execellent, money well spent
Macabre Devil > well not spent, but loaned
AtheistOfFail > fuck yea :)
AtheistOfFail > step 1) Borrow ISK
AtheistOfFail > Step 2) Use ISK for ship
AtheistOfFail > Step 3) Death-defying field-trip through null/low-sec
AtheistOfFail > Step 4) Profit????
SocomTedd > jump through wh with rattlesnake to the ass end of nowhere ftw
AtheistOfFail > yes Macabre xD
Macabre Devil > execellent, money well spent
Macabre Devil > well not spent, but loaned
AtheistOfFail > fuck yea :)
AtheistOfFail > step 1) Borrow ISK
AtheistOfFail > Step 2) Use ISK for ship
AtheistOfFail > Step 3) Death-defying field-trip through null/low-sec
AtheistOfFail > Step 4) Profit????
Body Count > Hmm, outbreak in hed-gp. i guess now is not the time to move my alt with hauler full of loot. :(
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
Captain Lock > wiccipedia is funded by wiccans?
masternerdguy > lock
masternerdguy > you have failed the internet awareness exams
masternerdguy > you will be punished
Captain Lock > Again? Crap
masternerdguy > yep
masternerdguy > get in the extractor
masternerdguy > lock
masternerdguy > you have failed the internet awareness exams
masternerdguy > you will be punished
Captain Lock > Again? Crap
masternerdguy > yep
masternerdguy > get in the extractor
Rub Ducky > whats the main diff between laser and blaster?
Sgt Skip > one goes PEW PEW, one goes BOOM BOOM
Rub Ducky > whcih does whihc?
Rub Ducky > which is boom boom
Ferren > Blaster is hybrid, laser is laser
Sgt Skip > blasters
Sgt Skip > cannons
Ferren > Blaster takes ammo
Dillon Freestar > laser uses cap energy.. blasters use charges
Rub Ducky > ahh
Garganti > Projectile goes Kaboom.... kaboom
Ferren > Drone goes "uh...what?"
Sgt Skip > one goes PEW PEW, one goes BOOM BOOM
Rub Ducky > whcih does whihc?
Rub Ducky > which is boom boom
Ferren > Blaster is hybrid, laser is laser
Sgt Skip > blasters
Sgt Skip > cannons
Ferren > Blaster takes ammo
Dillon Freestar > laser uses cap energy.. blasters use charges
Rub Ducky > ahh
Garganti > Projectile goes Kaboom.... kaboom
Ferren > Drone goes "uh...what?"