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-> Gotchy has joined the channel
Gotchy > I R the R0xeur
Ethidium Bromide > roxette maybe
Gotchy > shes got the look
Ethidium Bromide > nanananananananaannanananananana
<- Ciar Meara has left the channel
Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Persia > i have 1 trit in my ibis!
Kerosene > I'll buy it for 1isk Persia
Kerosene > What's brown and sticky?
Daedalus Fang > 2 isk here
Kerosene > A stick.
Kerosene > 2.5isk
Daedalus Fang > 3.7 isk
Persia > ooo
Persia > i might make something on this
Kerosene > 3isk... and a stick
Daedalus Fang > /emote pulls ou the big 5 isk
Daedalus Fang > /emote struts
Persia > the stick and 3isk still beats that
Persia > i value the stick highly
Kerosene > or.. I could blow your ibis up.. claim the trit and you get another piece of trit for free next time you dock
Daedalus Fang > 2 isk and a beer
Kerosene > Do that 600,000 times and we've enough trit for 1500 runs of antimatter small
Daedalus Fang > /emote cackles.
Persia > thats a bit of a scam kero
Persia > i could do alot with 1500 rounds of AM s
Daedalus Fang > top that kero.. you dont have good beer over there hey ;p
Persia > we are total h4x~
Daedalus Fang > i got 150k of anti small on the build Persia
Persia > gee you must have got your ibis blown up alot daed
Phiberoptick > fuckin shit
Phiberoptick > that was a big spider
Phiberoptick > i just killed that
Riotgirl Kun > LOOOOOL!
Phiberoptick > i hit em with my T2 shoe
Riotgirl Kun > spiders are ewwy
Phiberoptick > he was bigger than a quarter
Egg Rollz > he had 0% shoe resists
Requiescat > lol
Requiescat > post the killmail
Tamora > i like npcs. they dont talk utter shit in local.
Cal Jericho > does a smart bomb hit ur own drones?
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
Saithe > oh, i win eve
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Ieya > 2005.12.03 18:35:03 combat Bloodclaw Light Missile I belonging to Guristas hits you, doing 8.9 damage.
Ieya > 2005.12.03 18:38:11 combat Scourge Heavy Missile I belonging to Guristas hits you, doing 6.2 damage.
* Ieya wonders if the guristas were annoyed at getting their missiles nerfed
Aranol > scary things happen when hes around lovestock
Aranol > um *livestock
Aranol > o.0
Aarknoid > oh no
Asoka Remko > You'll see Borg :)
Borgholio > uh oh. :)
Ash Vincetti > So now we know what Aranol sees "livestock" as
From a random passerby's bio:

Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.

I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.

I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.

I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.

I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
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