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ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Nephster > trying to find a driver for my 5 button mouse
Frank Horrigan > lol
Frank Horrigan > i have
Nephster > i wanna set one of the extra buttons to be [ctrl] so i can target with one hand
Frank Horrigan > 8 buttons
Frank Horrigan > PWND!
Frank Horrigan > holy shit thats a good idea..
Frank Horrigan > I wonder if i can use em..
Nephster > :)
Nephster > 8 buttons?
Frank Horrigan > yep
Nephster > wtf you need 8 buttons for?
Frank Horrigan > well
Frank Horrigan > right, left
Frank Horrigan > forward, backwards
Frank Horrigan > scroll up, down, scroll wheel is a button if pressed down...
Frank Horrigan > some thing i donno WTF does..
Nephster > LOL
Frank Horrigan > has a lock icon on it..
<Crucifier> ra have never exploited
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
DTHI - dastommy79: which reminds me if i ever see chowdown irl my balls will be in his mouth.
Seiko Hikitari > came up with a song that seems to fit OMS and Heydieles : "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Badger , so camp me maybe ?
Aurora Morgan > Morwen needs moar Erasure, c/d?
Yuki Li > were you blindfolded when he let you touch its magical horn?
Morwen Lagann > Rora: no, I need more sanity
Aurora Morgan > I can haz sanities too?
Lari Nadav > For capsuleers, sanity is overrated.
Aurora Morgan > B-b-but :(
Yuki Li > untrue
Yuki Li > the rarity of it makes it valuable.
Ilfar > If my hands are cold I stick them in my cat
Ilfar > ...'s belly fur
Ilfar > Who put the fucking apostrophe so close to the god damned enter key anyways?
RayTruz > Anyone know where POSes are in j1au?
Ocara Nezus > Try the moons
Sugar x > lol...destroy the industrials & bring there shipment to base for inspection....and what is this high-tech shipment that we must meet & inspect....40 m3 of constructions blocks
Sugar x > "yup, that there is a block, you can see by examining its rectangular shape"
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