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Little Chubby > I'm so good at this game.
Little Chubby > Spent 30 seconds trying to find the jump button before realizing I was right clicking on a Charon
kane sherwood > allmost eng level 5 but lots of work to my shield skills still
kane sherwood > how you doing
JumpinJesus > due to my short attention span
JumpinJesus > i only have hair on the left side of my dick now
WyrmSaint > Lighting a fart on fire?
WyrmSaint > Or pass out drunk and wake up to some friends who's sexuality you now question?
JumpinJesus > neither, i was reading a comic when i started to change
JumpinJesus > one thing led to another
JumpinJesus > and then look-someone talked to me
JumpinJesus > oh, a bird outside
JumpinJesus > ADD is awesome
<[AmericanHero]> lets all become ccp QA people and start the Qality Alliance
Jumpp > Yeah, and when I woke up I was naked and handcuffed to the park bench. I don't know where the dog ended up.
Jumpp > Wrong window.
Shedowmoykha > lol wrong part of the conversation to mistell
Plamis > lol
Marodi Entimatera > i love middle of people's convo's
<@Superbeast> mega's suck.
<@Kurenin> non
<@Kurenin> BS suck
<@Superbeast> lemme finish the rest for you Kurenin
<@Superbeast> HACS SUCK
<@Superbeast> SHIPS SUCK
<@Superbeast> EVE SUCKS
<@Superbeast> I HATE LIFE
Ulien > sorry i got a bit of wife agro
IncinX > initiate ECM
Ulien > lol ya
Ulien > im trying
Ulien > I found though
Ulien > to be honest
Ulien > its better to just sit there and try to tank it
Ulien > until she runs outa ammo
IncinX > hahahaha
Ulien > if you try and hold her off she just gets more pissed
Xavier Banesword > gf-specific ecm costs $/cycle
Katrina Oniseki > Welcome to EVE, where the socially inept try to make the socially inept look socially inept.
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Attritional Haff > So can you fly the Zealot yet?
Attritional Haff > Or will you make sure I know you can fly it when you can?
Felio > 10 hours
Felio > you will know because it'll be spammed everywhere
Attritional Haff > That's what I thought.
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
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