DrBiologist > lets all go to hed and kill some AAA
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
Tamora > even the alts in this corp have their own alts. No one truely knows how they even are. i find myself confused and standing wanking into a mirror screaming "ARE YOU TAM?!"
Crackfarmer > im permabanned from the test server :/
Berious > what did you do?
Crackfarmer > i podkilled ovuer
Berious > what did you do?
Crackfarmer > i podkilled ovuer
Packtu'sa > Errr yeah, moment of heresy: she plays wow :-/
Kyp13 > that's it
Kyp13 > she's not worth it
Kyp13 > that's it
Kyp13 > she's not worth it
Batilda Yogmoth > why am i -5.4 to garoun investment bank?
Batilda Yogmoth > that doesn't make any gorram sense
Quinn Oron > Your account is overdrawn?
Batilda Yogmoth > that doesn't make any gorram sense
Quinn Oron > Your account is overdrawn?
Omber Zombie > i found out the other day that one of my bar wenches has access to pharmacy grade coke to use on her mice experiments
Ayamia > oh god
Omber Zombie > i considered making myself a tail and drawing whiskers on my face
Ayamia > oh god
Omber Zombie > i considered making myself a tail and drawing whiskers on my face
Propehcy > They're like scouts, always prepared, I'm sure they'd have lots of lube.
(Talking about m0o)
(Talking about m0o)
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
(&Nozh) WHO WANTS TO DO SOME VIVOX TESTING
(&Nozh) HOORRRAY
nick: (Zulupark) is now known as (Tumbleweed)
&Tumbleweed rolls around the channel
(&Nozh) hahahaha
nick: (Tumbleweed) is now known as (Zulupark)
(&Nozh) HOORRRAY
nick: (Zulupark) is now known as (Tumbleweed)
&Tumbleweed rolls around the channel
(&Nozh) hahahaha
nick: (Tumbleweed) is now known as (Zulupark)
Grinth Fealnon > more about lairds skirts...I mean kilts thats about it
Amberle Rahl > not much, I have no shame, nor boundaries, and only class on a good day
Grinth Fealnon > ...thinks he's definitely not getting any whiskey any time soon
Laird > IT IS NOT A SKIRT YOU HEATHEN!!
Grinth Fealnon > rofl
Amberle Rahl > it's kind of a skirt
Amberle Rahl > though really more of a creatively-wrapped towel
Amberle Rahl > toga even
Padyn > toga mini
Amberle Rahl > shroom-inspired toga
Laird > /emote smacks head
Grinth Fealnon > speaking as someone who works at a womens clothing store...amberle your not making much of a distinction
Amberle Rahl > well it is!!! no culture on earth that came up with any sort of plaid or tartan or wavy lined cloth did it sober
Grinth Fealnon > ...and in this corner we have Laird...
Laird > He has a point
Grinth Fealnon > lol
Padyn > haggis induced
Grinth Fealnon > have you seen Laird in a kilt... I have and he looks ravis... I mean handsome
Amberle Rahl > no, those ancient scotts/celts would get hopped up until they could fuckin fly
Amberle Rahl > that's why the Romans built the damn wall
Amberle Rahl > "That blue-tattoo stoned ass shit is just too crazy man...let's build a bigassed wall"
Laird > lmao
Laird > Very true
Padyn > if they could fly then the roman wall wouldnt stop em
Grinth Fealnon > P has a pint
Grinth Fealnon > er point
Malindah > he wishes he had a pint :P
Padyn > mmm Guinness
Grinth Fealnon > ...sorry fruedian whip... I mean slip
Amberle Rahl > "Hey the Romans are coming, they're right over that hill!" "Great! Let's get fucking hammered till we can't feel our toes and think the spirits are fighting with us!"
Laird > /emote is cracking up at this end
Malindah > so am I Laird!
Malindah > Amberle's version of history is quite amusing :P
Padyn > more BLUE paint
Laird > Oh man, I think Amb has got us spot on
Padyn > more cowbell
Laird > There had to be something in the blue paint
Grinth Fealnon > I think Amb is jealous
Amberle Rahl > Exactly padyn..
Amberle Rahl > ACH CRIVENS!!! MORE BLUE PAINT!!!
Padyn > think he wear the womens skirts wishing they were kilts?
Laird > Oh man I am hurting now
Grinth Fealnon > most definitely
Grinth Fealnon > walks around in a towel shouting in a horrible scottish accent
Padyn > haggis down ..haggis down
Amberle Rahl > The reason they were so terrifying is that they didn't give a rats ass if they won the fight - each man would pick out one guy they were going to kill - and as long as they killed that one guy, things were dandy
Grinth Fealnon > especially if they were a warhol.....
Malindah > I am going to pee my pants..
Amberle Rahl > can you imagine being a roman archer, like, 5 ranks back in a reserve cohort and see one of those wacko fuckers making his way across a fight RIGHT AT YOU?
Laird > "See that gobshite over their with the fancy helmet, Well i am gonna hammer that bastaird into ra ground!"
Amberle Rahl > "Hey Flabius - is that guy lookin at me?"
Grinth Fealnon > isnt it..."Armor...thats for pansies!"
Amberle Rahl > "I...I think he's lookin at me..."
Padyn > i"in nothing but blue paint"
Padyn > /emote watchesd Mal laugh herself into potties
Laird > /emote decides to make Amberle a honorary Scotsman due to his understanding of the Scottish way of doing things
Amberle Rahl > not much, I have no shame, nor boundaries, and only class on a good day
Grinth Fealnon > ...thinks he's definitely not getting any whiskey any time soon
Laird > IT IS NOT A SKIRT YOU HEATHEN!!
Grinth Fealnon > rofl
Amberle Rahl > it's kind of a skirt
Amberle Rahl > though really more of a creatively-wrapped towel
Amberle Rahl > toga even
Padyn > toga mini
Amberle Rahl > shroom-inspired toga
Laird > /emote smacks head
Grinth Fealnon > speaking as someone who works at a womens clothing store...amberle your not making much of a distinction
Amberle Rahl > well it is!!! no culture on earth that came up with any sort of plaid or tartan or wavy lined cloth did it sober
Grinth Fealnon > ...and in this corner we have Laird...
Laird > He has a point
Grinth Fealnon > lol
Padyn > haggis induced
Grinth Fealnon > have you seen Laird in a kilt... I have and he looks ravis... I mean handsome
Amberle Rahl > no, those ancient scotts/celts would get hopped up until they could fuckin fly
Amberle Rahl > that's why the Romans built the damn wall
Amberle Rahl > "That blue-tattoo stoned ass shit is just too crazy man...let's build a bigassed wall"
Laird > lmao
Laird > Very true
Padyn > if they could fly then the roman wall wouldnt stop em
Grinth Fealnon > P has a pint
Grinth Fealnon > er point
Malindah > he wishes he had a pint :P
Padyn > mmm Guinness
Grinth Fealnon > ...sorry fruedian whip... I mean slip
Amberle Rahl > "Hey the Romans are coming, they're right over that hill!" "Great! Let's get fucking hammered till we can't feel our toes and think the spirits are fighting with us!"
Laird > /emote is cracking up at this end
Malindah > so am I Laird!
Malindah > Amberle's version of history is quite amusing :P
Padyn > more BLUE paint
Laird > Oh man, I think Amb has got us spot on
Padyn > more cowbell
Laird > There had to be something in the blue paint
Grinth Fealnon > I think Amb is jealous
Amberle Rahl > Exactly padyn..
Amberle Rahl > ACH CRIVENS!!! MORE BLUE PAINT!!!
Padyn > think he wear the womens skirts wishing they were kilts?
Laird > Oh man I am hurting now
Grinth Fealnon > most definitely
Grinth Fealnon > walks around in a towel shouting in a horrible scottish accent
Padyn > haggis down ..haggis down
Amberle Rahl > The reason they were so terrifying is that they didn't give a rats ass if they won the fight - each man would pick out one guy they were going to kill - and as long as they killed that one guy, things were dandy
Grinth Fealnon > especially if they were a warhol.....
Malindah > I am going to pee my pants..
Amberle Rahl > can you imagine being a roman archer, like, 5 ranks back in a reserve cohort and see one of those wacko fuckers making his way across a fight RIGHT AT YOU?
Laird > "See that gobshite over their with the fancy helmet, Well i am gonna hammer that bastaird into ra ground!"
Amberle Rahl > "Hey Flabius - is that guy lookin at me?"
Grinth Fealnon > isnt it..."Armor...thats for pansies!"
Amberle Rahl > "I...I think he's lookin at me..."
Padyn > i"in nothing but blue paint"
Padyn > /emote watchesd Mal laugh herself into potties
Laird > /emote decides to make Amberle a honorary Scotsman due to his understanding of the Scottish way of doing things