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Jade Constantine > yay me killed a Claw
Jade Constantine > a suicidal claw
Jade Constantine > for some insane reason it
attacked my ishtar at a gate and orbitted at 2k!
Apache > hmm
Apache > wtf?
Jade Constantine > yeah
Jade Constantine > 2 secs later it was dead
Knuck > lol
Jade Constantine > I asked the pilot why did you do
that ?
Jade Constantine > and get this
Jade Constantine > he said "I just didn't expect to
see you in space and panicked"
<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> STAVROS
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (Sokhar - DO NOT MENTION THE NAME OF UR GOD (AUTO-KICK))
* Sokhar has joined #eve-online
* Sokhar finger bangs stavros
<Daakkon> haha
<Sokhar> oooooooo
<Sokhar> loop hole
<Daakkon> abuse it by using /me
<Daakkon> :P
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (FUCK OFF)
Honkytonk Johnson > bhaalgorn fits anyone?
DraLaFi > Basic civ guns, basic civ dmg control ect...
Frickm > Micro shield booster
<Ophichius> BTaylor: actually, it's more like leaving China.
<Ophichius> Caldari are the Chinese-themed corporate megastate, Gallente are the French/American themed hedonistic 'democracy' (Currently a police state, complete with secret police)
<min_work> <.< You guys do realize Piro's explanation was close enough, right? =p
<BTaylor> It was also entirely a joke...
<Ophichius> Of course, but we have to be picky about the details.
<BTaylor> We wouldn't be geeks otherwise.
Megido > what the hell. Why is small armor repairer more expensive than medium?
Stormfall > tech II?
Megido > the best named small repairer goes for like 3-4M while best medium is 1.5M
Melloc > supply and demand?
Stormfall > economic retardation?
Melloc > smurfs?
Zztltlr > very nice
Uroborus > :O
Cybermanzero > /emote bows
Zztltlr > clapclapclapclap
Cybermanzero > encore?
Zztltlr > encore encore
Cybermanzero > /emote bows again, and again
Zztltlr > you sick fucker
Cybermanzero > *snap* ACH mah frikkin back
Zztltlr > quit bowing i see your warts
Cybermanzero > they're not warts, they're grapes, and they make the finest whine
Zztltlr > my cup is full, thanks anyway
Tenaj > couple of nights ago i was in hysterics.....
Tenaj > stole this guys giant secure and put it onthe market
Tenaj > he bought it back, undocked and went back to the belt
Tenaj > so i took the can back again ;)
Tenaj > He said i must be hacking the game or something
Tenaj > clueless....
Davvol > ;-)
Seriousone > pilgrim now ? :p
Davvol > nope
Davvol > closer though
Seriousone > ibisß :p
Arth Lawing > cloaked ibis!!
Seriousone > hell yeah
Arth Lawing > with wcs incase he gets uncloaked
Davvol > can assure you have no stabs fitted ;-)
Arth Lawing > and cap rechargers incase the cloak starts using cap
Davvol > i did fit 2 cloaks though, just in case you break one ;-)
Arth Lawing > and extra offline backup cloaks in the rest of the highs
Arth Lawing > lol
Seriousone > davvol is not up for a fight :(
Davvol > even got some paste so i can overheat the cloak
Qwaar Jet > This is GREATWILDLANDS
Qwaar Jet > Their Wrecks will BLOCK OUT THE SUN
Qwaar Jet > WE WILL LOOT IN THE SHADE
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
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