Helpdesk > well... there are 5 devs and 8 people living in iceland. one of which doesnt play eve... so yeah, 5/7-chance it's a dev :P
Monev TheGale > my roomate just called my apoc "a twinky with two bits out of it"
Antaeus Kornell > but i thought the point was caldari named their stuff after birds and shit
Harkwyth Mist > if was going the BS route, i like the megathron
Verys > think it stops at BS
Antaeus Kornell > raven
Antaeus Kornell > rokh are both flying things
Verys > CCP couldnt think of any birds anymore
Antaeus Kornell > hmmm cerberus
Antaeus Kornell > thats not supposed to be able to fly
Harkwyth Mist > yeah the only time ive seen a scorpion fly is when it's been kicked
Verys > or captapulted
Verys > thrown out of a aircraft
Antaeus Kornell > or rocket propelled
Antaeus Kornell > with tiny jet-boots
Verys > thats it
Verys > im going to buy a scorpion and make it tiny jet boots
Verys > and a missile launcher on its tail
Verys > and then im taking a raven and put railguns on it
Verys > and i let them fight
Antaeus Kornell > EVE REAL LIFE
Harkwyth Mist > if was going the BS route, i like the megathron
Verys > think it stops at BS
Antaeus Kornell > raven
Antaeus Kornell > rokh are both flying things
Verys > CCP couldnt think of any birds anymore
Antaeus Kornell > hmmm cerberus
Antaeus Kornell > thats not supposed to be able to fly
Harkwyth Mist > yeah the only time ive seen a scorpion fly is when it's been kicked
Verys > or captapulted
Verys > thrown out of a aircraft
Antaeus Kornell > or rocket propelled
Antaeus Kornell > with tiny jet-boots
Verys > thats it
Verys > im going to buy a scorpion and make it tiny jet boots
Verys > and a missile launcher on its tail
Verys > and then im taking a raven and put railguns on it
Verys > and i let them fight
Antaeus Kornell > EVE REAL LIFE
Coran Roscai > Can anyone loan me 10,000 isk? please...
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
KSUDruid > whoops
KSUDruid > that's a bitch
Sylva Moon > ROFL
Marz > just got back in after a couple months away. WTF hit me?
KSUDruid > my probe
KSUDruid > had a tech3 dual light pulse laser
archangel sean > um..marz you dead already?
Marz > a probe can destoy a bs that fast?
Sylva Moon > yeah dude....they are wicked
archangel sean > damn
Marz > pulling my leg right?
archangel sean > and we came 3 jumps for you
Marz > oh well, aint like i dont have billions
Calanen > excuse me mr mars, can u please direct me to the DDC pos.......i hear u know where it is?
KSUDruid > so how much does your logs say you got hit for anyway?
archangel sean > make sure their pos is not set to 'shoot all but same corp'
KSUDruid > i'm kinda curious
Marz > heh, so thats what that was
archangel sean > lol
KSUDruid > that's a bitch
Sylva Moon > ROFL
Marz > just got back in after a couple months away. WTF hit me?
KSUDruid > my probe
KSUDruid > had a tech3 dual light pulse laser
archangel sean > um..marz you dead already?
Marz > a probe can destoy a bs that fast?
Sylva Moon > yeah dude....they are wicked
archangel sean > damn
Marz > pulling my leg right?
archangel sean > and we came 3 jumps for you
Marz > oh well, aint like i dont have billions
Calanen > excuse me mr mars, can u please direct me to the DDC pos.......i hear u know where it is?
KSUDruid > so how much does your logs say you got hit for anyway?
archangel sean > make sure their pos is not set to 'shoot all but same corp'
KSUDruid > i'm kinda curious
Marz > heh, so thats what that was
archangel sean > lol
Hellspawn01 > TSDS is getting bigger me thinks
Hashim > Bah they are fools
Hashim > I hate this allaince. They spam allaince mail with crap they randomly war dec corps and allainces and excpect the entire allaince to pay for them with out giving the allaince warning and are in general the most disorganized bunch of rabble pirates I ha...
Hellspawn01 > /emote points to Hashim´s alliance ticker.....
Hashim > Don't think I don't know >:(
Hellspawn01 > I´m not thinking it. I´m speaking it out loud :P
Hashim > Bah they are fools
Hashim > I hate this allaince. They spam allaince mail with crap they randomly war dec corps and allainces and excpect the entire allaince to pay for them with out giving the allaince warning and are in general the most disorganized bunch of rabble pirates I ha...
Hellspawn01 > /emote points to Hashim´s alliance ticker.....
Hashim > Don't think I don't know >:(
Hellspawn01 > I´m not thinking it. I´m speaking it out loud :P
Camper101 > YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WAS
Dewgong > thick and creamy ftw
Miyoko Asukai > now dewgong
Miyoko Asukai > i want you to think for just a moment
Miyoko Asukai > how that could be inturpeted the wrong way
Dewgong > ...
Dewgong > damnit
Dewgong > *facepalms*
Miyoko Asukai > *smirks quiet aggorangtly*
Dewgong > *glares*
Miyoko Asukai > *keeps smirking*
Miyoko Asukai > you said it
Miyoko Asukai > not me
Dewgong > I was talking about the mac and cheese!!
Miyoko Asukai > now dewgong
Miyoko Asukai > i want you to think for just a moment
Miyoko Asukai > how that could be inturpeted the wrong way
Dewgong > ...
Dewgong > damnit
Dewgong > *facepalms*
Miyoko Asukai > *smirks quiet aggorangtly*
Dewgong > *glares*
Miyoko Asukai > *keeps smirking*
Miyoko Asukai > you said it
Miyoko Asukai > not me
Dewgong > I was talking about the mac and cheese!!
mfdsuk > any one know a good setup for dominix
for doing 6/10 complex in?
James Lyrus > Lots of guns.
James Lyrus > Quite a few drones.
James Lyrus > And some modules.
Gaul Cascade > Amen
for doing 6/10 complex in?
James Lyrus > Lots of guns.
James Lyrus > Quite a few drones.
James Lyrus > And some modules.
Gaul Cascade > Amen