Gunsnroses > hey guys i got an implant, how do i put it in?
Grankor > Bend over
Grankor > Bend over
Necra'Na > 2005.02.25 20:56:13 notify The Guristas Arrogator is too far away, you need to be within 55000 meters of it but are actually 14986032176052 meters away.
Necra'Na > ......LOL can we say bug
Necra'Na > ......LOL can we say bug
<%MaZ-> THERE IS NO CAN OR CANNOT
<%MaZ-> THERE IS ONLY TRI
<Levin> MaZ-
<Levin> shut up
<Levin> go fit nanos to your carrier or something
<%MaZ-> dont make me enforce the rules and make me your bitch
<Levin> yeah id hate to have you as my bitch
<Levin> DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
<%MaZ-> hahaha Levin
<%MaZ-> i fucked up so bad
<%MaZ-> :(
<Levin> yes
<Levin> you did
<%MaZ-> awesome
<Levin> epic tbh
<%MaZ-> THERE IS ONLY TRI
<Levin> MaZ-
<Levin> shut up
<Levin> go fit nanos to your carrier or something
<%MaZ-> dont make me enforce the rules and make me your bitch
<Levin> yeah id hate to have you as my bitch
<Levin> DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
<%MaZ-> hahaha Levin
<%MaZ-> i fucked up so bad
<%MaZ-> :(
<Levin> yes
<Levin> you did
<%MaZ-> awesome
<Levin> epic tbh
Chrysalis Kashaar > 1h 15mins till cap ships 2... and I can finally put in something long again
Chrysalis Kashaar > wait, that didn't sound quite right
Chrysalis Kashaar > wait, that didn't sound quite right
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
Cold Prophecy > You're breaking my heart, kid.
Murg Freeman > you have a heart?
Murg Freeman > you have a heart?
Dearnen > Hey! I turned 32 an hour ago. My how the time flies... Ugh, I feel old.
Michaelchi > hehe
Tsung XL > dearnen's really 12, but dont tell anyone ;-)
Dearnen > I need a woman.
Frellin > Ok, Dearnen. Time to sleep it off
Tsung XL > join the club
Dearnen > I mean, since we can't reach the crokite...
Jeremor Dianrius > Go get married already! =)
Tsung XL > lol
Dearnen > I tried, man! She said no. I knew I should have found out her name...
Poundrock > happy birthday!!!
Dearnen > Thank you
Tsung XL > dearnen, did you try using the strip miner on her?
Kazoki Zocore > .me giggles
Annika Paige > Happy Birthday Dearnen
Dearnen > No, I didn't get anywhere near the asteroid belt.
Dearnen > I wasn't in the same system, to be honest.
Jeremor Dianrius > Not even the outer belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Damn.
Tsung XL > she put the bubble up?
Tsung XL > near the gate, to keep u from getting into her belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Maybe she had a friend with an interdictor.
Kazoki Zocore > /emote finds this oddly disturbing
Dearnen > She bubbled the whole constellation.
Jeremor Dianrius > You see it all the time.
Dearnen > The heavenly body was enticing, but there was no access.
Dearnen > The gate was closed and locked.
Jeremor Dianrius > Sounds like you need a Jumpdrive.
Annika Paige > Hey just be happy she didn't warp scramble you =)
Dearnen > Well, I wanted to set up a cynosaurial field...
Annika Paige > sounds like you have the herp lol
Tsung XL > and this kids *points up* is why we're playing eve on a saturday night
Jeremor Dianrius > Meh, I was out earlier. =)
Dearnen > I guess I'll keep the Brutix in station until the next time for some PvP arises.
Michaelchi > hehe
Tsung XL > dearnen's really 12, but dont tell anyone ;-)
Dearnen > I need a woman.
Frellin > Ok, Dearnen. Time to sleep it off
Tsung XL > join the club
Dearnen > I mean, since we can't reach the crokite...
Jeremor Dianrius > Go get married already! =)
Tsung XL > lol
Dearnen > I tried, man! She said no. I knew I should have found out her name...
Poundrock > happy birthday!!!
Dearnen > Thank you
Tsung XL > dearnen, did you try using the strip miner on her?
Kazoki Zocore > .me giggles
Annika Paige > Happy Birthday Dearnen
Dearnen > No, I didn't get anywhere near the asteroid belt.
Dearnen > I wasn't in the same system, to be honest.
Jeremor Dianrius > Not even the outer belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Damn.
Tsung XL > she put the bubble up?
Tsung XL > near the gate, to keep u from getting into her belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Maybe she had a friend with an interdictor.
Kazoki Zocore > /emote finds this oddly disturbing
Dearnen > She bubbled the whole constellation.
Jeremor Dianrius > You see it all the time.
Dearnen > The heavenly body was enticing, but there was no access.
Dearnen > The gate was closed and locked.
Jeremor Dianrius > Sounds like you need a Jumpdrive.
Annika Paige > Hey just be happy she didn't warp scramble you =)
Dearnen > Well, I wanted to set up a cynosaurial field...
Annika Paige > sounds like you have the herp lol
Tsung XL > and this kids *points up* is why we're playing eve on a saturday night
Jeremor Dianrius > Meh, I was out earlier. =)
Dearnen > I guess I'll keep the Brutix in station until the next time for some PvP arises.
Asero > did the Ju POS go down?
Ice Breaker > yes
Ice Breaker > station shootable tomorrow, but current owner smackable today already
Ice Breaker > yes
Ice Breaker > station shootable tomorrow, but current owner smackable today already
Maistro > i loooove my sentry drones
Feral Karkassia > yeah sentry drones rock
MISS NAUGHTY > dont do dirty things to em maistro
Feral Karkassia > do dirty things to em maistro
MISS NAUGHTY > humans and drones carnt love each other
The Djego > you can´t say that untill you tried ;)
MISS NAUGHTY > i did untill the drones filed for a law suit
Feral Karkassia > Tell that to my beloved Harry
(harry linked as ecm drone)
The Djego > /emote hugges his Drones
Maistro > why, thats a long barrel you have there sentry drone no. 3
Athena Minoko > /emote takes a drone behind the bike shed
Athena Minoko > *lots of noise from behind the bike shed*
Athena Minoko > *sudden crunch*
Athena Minoko > /emote comes back holding Metal Scraps
Athena Minoko > oops
Athena Minoko > It melted :(
The Djego > poor little thing :D
Feral Karkassia > this convo is sooo getting omgrawred
Feral Karkassia > yeah sentry drones rock
MISS NAUGHTY > dont do dirty things to em maistro
Feral Karkassia > do dirty things to em maistro
MISS NAUGHTY > humans and drones carnt love each other
The Djego > you can´t say that untill you tried ;)
MISS NAUGHTY > i did untill the drones filed for a law suit
Feral Karkassia > Tell that to my beloved Harry
(harry linked as ecm drone)
The Djego > /emote hugges his Drones
Maistro > why, thats a long barrel you have there sentry drone no. 3
Athena Minoko > /emote takes a drone behind the bike shed
Athena Minoko > *lots of noise from behind the bike shed*
Athena Minoko > *sudden crunch*
Athena Minoko > /emote comes back holding Metal Scraps
Athena Minoko > oops
Athena Minoko > It melted :(
The Djego > poor little thing :D
Feral Karkassia > this convo is sooo getting omgrawred
Vaden Khale > The Tornado looks like someone ripped the sail off the tempest and added guns to it.