Hel Lordings > the more i look at LH's picture the happier i am with the outcome
McBarnacle > yeah - looks like he has a dildo stuck up his arse and a bog brush on his head
McBarnacle > yeah - looks like he has a dildo stuck up his arse and a bog brush on his head
Bovv > any 1 feel free to give me some millions
Vulkyn > why ?
Bovv > im skint
Bovv > still learning
Vulkyn > this is eve ... every one is skint and every 1 is still learning
Bovv > lol
Vulkyn > why ?
Bovv > im skint
Bovv > still learning
Vulkyn > this is eve ... every one is skint and every 1 is still learning
Bovv > lol
SpaceMonkey > good morning
starsky cake > hemo and jaspet
starsky cake > oh morning not mining
starsky cake > hemo and jaspet
starsky cake > oh morning not mining
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Promon Delnai > cant you feel it
Promon Delnai > were all gona die on this trip out
Jacob Etienne > pretty much
Jacob Etienne > heh
Jacob Etienne > we'll fly down in pods
Promon Delnai > smack
Jacob Etienne > :D
Promon Delnai > right into a gatecamp with ascns titan
Jacob Etienne > rofl
Jacob Etienne > 'TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER.. GGAAAKKKRRGHHH'
Promon Delnai > DOOMSDAY'D
Promon Delnai > were all gona die on this trip out
Jacob Etienne > pretty much
Jacob Etienne > heh
Jacob Etienne > we'll fly down in pods
Promon Delnai > smack
Jacob Etienne > :D
Promon Delnai > right into a gatecamp with ascns titan
Jacob Etienne > rofl
Jacob Etienne > 'TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER.. GGAAAKKKRRGHHH'
Promon Delnai > DOOMSDAY'D
aeti > soo
aeti > we almost trap it
aeti > and
aeti > "everybody warp to me"
aeti > and
aeti > then we realise
aeti > we don't have a gang going
aeti > we almost trap it
aeti > and
aeti > "everybody warp to me"
aeti > and
aeti > then we realise
aeti > we don't have a gang going
Saeric Heinlein > whats funnier than 7 babies nailed to a tree?
Infelicity > 'nite all. either the sodomy references or baby jokes remind me i have something to do.
Saeric Heinlein > ...
Herrmann Vietzich > ...
Infelicity > 'nite all. either the sodomy references or baby jokes remind me i have something to do.
Saeric Heinlein > ...
Herrmann Vietzich > ...
Yuki Li > crow prices are being the crap
Talmssar > ?
Yuki Li > i said you smell of crap.
Talmssar > ?
Yuki Li > i said you smell of crap.
Raigir> wish we had something like Used Ship sales in eve
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Big Mackdaddy > i just hit eve, to relay the eroor msg, and it fucking works now
Big Mackdaddy > last time it sed there was hardware problems etc, this time it just loaded up
Big Mackdaddy > today i got the magic touch
Big Mackdaddy > hmmm
Big Mackdaddy > /emote puts his hands down his trousers
Big Mackdaddy > last time it sed there was hardware problems etc, this time it just loaded up
Big Mackdaddy > today i got the magic touch
Big Mackdaddy > hmmm
Big Mackdaddy > /emote puts his hands down his trousers