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Twin Turbo > yay finally got electronics upgrades 5
Twin Turbo > Now to do cloaking
Twin Turbo > and such
Rock Vixen > You mean electronics 5 right?
Twin Turbo > .........
Twin Turbo > godfuckingdamnit

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Gut Buster> ...there aint no problem that can't be solved by the liberal application of high explosives.
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P

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Rudi Storm: Just had to have a chat with my son about masturbation earlier today, I told him it's completely natural, everybody does it, And he should knock before coming into my room...

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Githerax > * I was in a hotel room and my friend comes over, he says "can I use the phone?" I said "certainly." He said "do I need to dial 9?" "Yeah... especially if it's in the number. You can try 4 and 5 back to back real quick."

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balalor > Notify The Savior 542 is too far away, you need to be within 0 meters of it but are actually 20289 meters away.
Jayge Moonreaver > fix bayonettes!

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Frixiooon > the only logical explenation for this is an infestation of space cows

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<Levin> word is retarded
<Levin> i typed "well-being"
<Levin> and its like omg do you mean "well being"?
<Levin> and im like ok sure
<Sadist> hmm
<Levin> so then its like
<Levin> omg do you mean "well-being"
<Levin> :/

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<travelingsales> 27 minutes till I join the civilized people who have mastered Electronics V
<travelingsales> before now I was just banging my ship computer with a stick

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Dfygrvty > i never should have started out as a miner, i can't blow up the pirates at the good mining spots
Argen Jaenu > wow, I blow stuff up quickly
Dfygrvty > hehe, i have the opposite problem
Dfygrvty > frigate skill started out really low
Dfygrvty > really annoying
Dfygrvty > with next to nothing for combat skills
BinThayur Donnethat > Hmm.
BinThayur Donnethat > Dfy... ever thought of buying a vowel?
Argen Jaenu > hahahahhaha
Dern Morrow > hahahhahaha
Dfygrvty > its a nick i've used for 9 years ;)
Argen Jaenu > defy gravity
BinThayur Donnethat > hehe

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**Edited for Length**
(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P

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