Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
<Sprak> that watermelon exploded in my face ;S
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
Reiisan > won't be on vent - wife aggro :(
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Edoo > THESE FORUMS ARE PISSING ME OFF
MAXSuicide > WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Hellraiza666 > yes
Hellraiza666 > forums suck now
Hellraiza666 > log in... log out.. in out
Hellraiza666 > and shake it all about
Hellraiza666 > u try to do a post and u log back out
Hellraiza666 > thats what its all about
Hellraiza666 > ooooooo the shitty forums
MAXSuicide > WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Hellraiza666 > yes
Hellraiza666 > forums suck now
Hellraiza666 > log in... log out.. in out
Hellraiza666 > and shake it all about
Hellraiza666 > u try to do a post and u log back out
Hellraiza666 > thats what its all about
Hellraiza666 > ooooooo the shitty forums
Durethia > UNDOCK OR THE KITTEN GETS IT!
OB Eternal > im not a cat person
OB Eternal > im not a cat person
jid1 > well yo' moma is so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in air.
Darko1107 > right
Waxau > well....ure mamas soo fat, she uses tractors as rollerskates
Captain Dresden > yo mamas so fat she ate all of BoB
Zachariou > well yo' mama is so fat she can't get through the eve gates.
Waxau > whoa
Waxau > now that hurt
Darko1107 > right
Waxau > well....ure mamas soo fat, she uses tractors as rollerskates
Captain Dresden > yo mamas so fat she ate all of BoB
Zachariou > well yo' mama is so fat she can't get through the eve gates.
Waxau > whoa
Waxau > now that hurt
Wladomir_jed: you know how to transform your washingmachine to a snowblower(?) really quick and cheap?
Molle: im not really syure i want to know.....
Wladomir_jed: give your wife a shovel
Molle: not married :P
Molle: im not really syure i want to know.....
Wladomir_jed: give your wife a shovel
Molle: not married :P
Andrommeda > WTS CHEATS FOR EVE
GM Zhainius > ☺
GM Zhainius > WTS bans for EVE
GM Zhainius > ☺
GM Zhainius > WTS bans for EVE
Gazzen Krell > not usre
Gazzen Krell > or sure for that matter
NightWolfe > gazzen, for gawd sake, move the keys round on your keyboard, someone has obviously changed yours
Gazzen Krell > /emote looks closely at his keyboard
NightWolfe > heh!
Gazzen Krell > /emote then looks at his fingers
Mordria > pizza crumbs?
Khalii > /emote looks at Gazzen's fingers, too.
Khalii > What are we looking for?
Mordria > hehe
NightWolfe > /emote wonders what Khalii wants with G's fingers?
Gazzen Krell > /emote I think it's a problem higher up the arm actually... like all the way up....
Gazzen Krell > or sure for that matter
NightWolfe > gazzen, for gawd sake, move the keys round on your keyboard, someone has obviously changed yours
Gazzen Krell > /emote looks closely at his keyboard
NightWolfe > heh!
Gazzen Krell > /emote then looks at his fingers
Mordria > pizza crumbs?
Khalii > /emote looks at Gazzen's fingers, too.
Khalii > What are we looking for?
Mordria > hehe
NightWolfe > /emote wonders what Khalii wants with G's fingers?
Gazzen Krell > /emote I think it's a problem higher up the arm actually... like all the way up....
Jinx Denton > I have far too much free cpu on my rapier, feels wasteful :-/
Vincent Pryce > Install Windows Vista on it
Vincent Pryce > Install Windows Vista on it