Six Strangelove> Of all servers on the planet to go Skynet on us, I really don't want it to be the EVE one... though at least it would leave us alone for an hour a day.
lighthand > any1 interested in my latest cockup?
Shadeh > yes
Shadeh > :)
Jack Brimstone > go on then :)
topman324 > yeah, lets have a laugh :)
* Shadeh gets the popcorn out again
lighthand > just travveld 32 jumps to make a cyno field with no cyngo generator fitted
Shadeh > yes
Shadeh > :)
Jack Brimstone > go on then :)
topman324 > yeah, lets have a laugh :)
* Shadeh gets the popcorn out again
lighthand > just travveld 32 jumps to make a cyno field with no cyngo generator fitted
Lucifer200 > The megathron looked at the Rokh and asked "Why the sad face?"
Lucifer200 > the Rokh responded, "I can nail a chick from a mile away, but she can't feel a thing"
Lucifer200 > the Rokh responded, "I can nail a chick from a mile away, but she can't feel a thing"
<Urban_Mongral> TomB - are you around boss?
<Urban_Mongral> When you get a chance check out those doc's I wrote for you
<TomB> am doin
<TomB> hmmm what is that pink thing?
<Urban_Mongral>????
<TomB> what is this pink stuff?
<TomB> nm chilli sauce on my screen
<Urban_Mongral> When you get a chance check out those doc's I wrote for you
<TomB> am doin
<TomB> hmmm what is that pink thing?
<Urban_Mongral>????
<TomB> what is this pink stuff?
<TomB> nm chilli sauce on my screen
Vernn Miller > I burnt the meatballs :))
DraLaFi > perhaps you shouldn't have used hot-wax then...
DraLaFi > perhaps you shouldn't have used hot-wax then...
Snibblelo > get off my lawn you kids! (throws a shoe)
Snibblelo > /emote trys to stomp out a flaming bag of poo
DRAGONHAWK573 > probably should have thrown the shoe after stomping the bag
John Blackthorn > haha
Snibblelo > =(
Snibblelo > /emote was never known for his intelligence.... or clean feet.
Snibblelo > /emote trys to stomp out a flaming bag of poo
DRAGONHAWK573 > probably should have thrown the shoe after stomping the bag
John Blackthorn > haha
Snibblelo > =(
Snibblelo > /emote was never known for his intelligence.... or clean feet.
Smirnoff > I SUCKD DICK FOR ISK
Tareen Kashaar > isk sent
Tareen Kashaar > isk sent
Moelevolent > everybody knows nobody who's married has sex
Chaz Chaz > yes because the wedding cake reduces sex drive by 90%
Aran Makor > The womans sex drive is reduced by 90%
Chaz Chaz > true true
Aran Makor > which thereby increases the man's by 90%
Aran Makor > Its a faction wedding cake.
Valarianna > Oh god
Valarianna > That's awful!
Chaz Chaz > you have been playing way tooooo long
Aran Makor > lmfao
Aran Makor > I float in space, and think about stupid shit alot
Chaz Chaz > yes because the wedding cake reduces sex drive by 90%
Aran Makor > The womans sex drive is reduced by 90%
Chaz Chaz > true true
Aran Makor > which thereby increases the man's by 90%
Aran Makor > Its a faction wedding cake.
Valarianna > Oh god
Valarianna > That's awful!
Chaz Chaz > you have been playing way tooooo long
Aran Makor > lmfao
Aran Makor > I float in space, and think about stupid shit alot
Allant Doran > awesome, somebody left a present for me in the toilet
Pliskkenn > Did you open it?
Allant Doran > if by open it you mean fired pee at it until it split, then yes
Pliskkenn > High pressure pee
Allant Doran > it's basically a laser
Pliskkenn > Did you open it?
Allant Doran > if by open it you mean fired pee at it until it split, then yes
Pliskkenn > High pressure pee
Allant Doran > it's basically a laser
Rocky Deadshot > why is there a penguin on my tele
Rocky Deadshot > ^ is the only british humor i have enjoyed
Rocky Deadshot > humor doesnt translate well
Azia Burgi > for a start it has a U in it
Rocky Deadshot > ^ is the only british humor i have enjoyed
Rocky Deadshot > humor doesnt translate well
Azia Burgi > for a start it has a U in it