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<Bizarre> Kurenin what did the doctor say?
<Kurenin> he shoved some shit up my bum
<Kurenin> then poured some barium in
<Kurenin> then blew air up my ass
<Kurenin> then I moved about and they took pictures of my stomach ;[
<jamesbaker> radioactive man!
<Superbeast> WTF
<Superbeast> WTF
<MCGIN> whats up kurenin
<Shin> did you check if they were real doctors?
Allant Doran > What is it about RPing that makes people think they have to talk like classically-trained stage actors?
Allant Doran > They all sound like Brian Blessed arguing with Ian Mackellan in my head.
Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Anatoray > damn... we're outta toilet paper, and I gotta go...
Anatoray > think i might have to go for a walk over to work
Anatoray > yeah, definitely gotta go.
<Rikki> we took a station in curse after hours of roaming around there without a challenge
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
bluechimera > i wanna be a care whore
bluechimera > ill care if i get paid for it
ArcticFox > that is probably the worst way you could have put that
ArcticFox > ever
ArcticFox > go back to your cage
bluechimera > yes sir
Cleopatrra > i wana cast magic missle
Cleopatrra > opps wrong game :P
Wacoede > lol
Wacoede > could try casting EM missle's :D
Alania Ishai> yay 27 minutes to surgical 3! :P
* Wild Rho has surgical 5
* Erucyll Turon has surgical 5
* Wolla is not a surgeon.
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
Lupi Langly > 2006.09.01 02:12:22 combat Pure Cream perfectly strikes Lactos Intollerance, wrecking Guts for half the day.
Viktor True > /emote laughs
Viktor True > You know, if you use a Lactase Enzyme Hardener, you'll greatly lessen the effect
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