Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
holymeloncrusader: Minmatar is easy.. Strap rocket to ass. Tape uzi to forehead. Light rocket and scream while firing.
Mux Ruxor > could i get a little help for this level 3
Mux Ruxor > need someone who can take a serious beating
Aetius III > been living with my gf for 8 years, so i must qualify.......
Mux Ruxor > need someone who can take a serious beating
Aetius III > been living with my gf for 8 years, so i must qualify.......
Deepeh > hehe
Deepeh > verone you read the forums yet?
Deepeh > i would like a siggy with cats ^___^
Deepeh > lovely kittens
Deepeh > oh this is local :)
Deepeh > hehe. i meant to type this is corp, sorry
REVENGE ANGEL > rofl
Deepeh > lol
Deepeh > /emote sticks a few pencils up his nostrils buggers off
Verone > omg kittens.... you're getting omgrawr'd
Verone > bwahahaha :D
Deepeh > verone you read the forums yet?
Deepeh > i would like a siggy with cats ^___^
Deepeh > lovely kittens
Deepeh > oh this is local :)
Deepeh > hehe. i meant to type this is corp, sorry
REVENGE ANGEL > rofl
Deepeh > lol
Deepeh > /emote sticks a few pencils up his nostrils buggers off
Verone > omg kittens.... you're getting omgrawr'd
Verone > bwahahaha :D
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Vandemar > The Billboards are really under used atm.
Kyle Caldrel > nah, billboards shoot me all the time
Vandemar > most of the ad's are the same as 18months+
ago
Vandemar > ...and I still havent bought a single 'pax amarria'
Maestra Jsun > Doesn't your ass get dirty?
Kyle Caldrel > i wipe with gallante severed heads
Vandemar > I bidet with quafe
Kyle Caldrel > nah, billboards shoot me all the time
Vandemar > most of the ad's are the same as 18months+
ago
Vandemar > ...and I still havent bought a single 'pax amarria'
Maestra Jsun > Doesn't your ass get dirty?
Kyle Caldrel > i wipe with gallante severed heads
Vandemar > I bidet with quafe
Naveah Fade > I just don't like to be "bonked" simply because you're bored.
Overlore > what do you get Megacyte from?
Kappas. > Bistot/Arkonor/Spodumain
Overlore > wtf
Overlore > i'm talking about mining minerals
Kappas. > Bistot/Arkonor/Spodumain
Overlore > wtf
Overlore > i'm talking about mining minerals
Beloved deLove > im doin out posts any hints?
Whiro Teiuq > Eh? Outposts?
Beloved deLove > drones and sansha and the like
Whiro Teiuq > Mm.. aside from damage types and so forth, I just barrel in, guns blazing. Soon all is wrought with carnage, until I finally succumb to my numerous structural wounds, and explode in a fiery cataclysm, scorching the sector with my atomic afterglow.
Whiro Teiuq > It's the American way, abby.
Whiro Teiuq > ...*baby.
Whiro Teiuq > That ruined my whole yankee rant.
Beloved deLove > i love it
Whiro Teiuq > You and your dry English wit.
DoctorBluee > :)
Whiro Teiuq > Eh? Outposts?
Beloved deLove > drones and sansha and the like
Whiro Teiuq > Mm.. aside from damage types and so forth, I just barrel in, guns blazing. Soon all is wrought with carnage, until I finally succumb to my numerous structural wounds, and explode in a fiery cataclysm, scorching the sector with my atomic afterglow.
Whiro Teiuq > It's the American way, abby.
Whiro Teiuq > ...*baby.
Whiro Teiuq > That ruined my whole yankee rant.
Beloved deLove > i love it
Whiro Teiuq > You and your dry English wit.
DoctorBluee > :)
Gothikia > IM NOT FUCKING EMO
Gothikia > slash = piss
Gothikia > slash = piss