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<+bitreider> i've always thought like. you know the "What superpoewr would you have question?"
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
TheKiller8 > joy- corpmates
Burnar > pretend ur afk or they'll try and con you into mining for the corp
TheKiller8 > Yes, well it's quite simple: I don't mine.
TheKiller8 > Besides John says it's ok if I run missions as long as I give the corp most of the T2 items and every 2 out 3 implants.
Burnar > and thats why you are selling four implants on escrow
TheKiller8 > Oh shit you can see the name-
Cerebus Aardvark > Everyone said Suai was a girl.... an IRL friend of Byrns... turns out its a guy
Cerebus Aardvark > I think Shikaku is the only one i would buy is really a chick
Kayne Darklight > ah hah hah hah
Kayne Darklight > possibly
Cerebus Aardvark > Albeit a mentally deranged one
Jean Controleur > Im like the little engine that was retarted
WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > i am currently in a gay bar with tity and backdoor bandit on another window
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > although im not sure why i just told 84 people in local that fact......
Deva Blackfire > question: what happens if you accidentaly hit a can in cosmos plex?
FalconHawk > can of another player?
Deva Blackfire > concordokken?
Deva Blackfire > nah - plex one
FalconHawk > plex one should be no prob, can of other player ...*plop*
MASTER SARDELLI > ;p
FalconHawk > nothing better than using smarty and hit another players drone
Argentarius > you need a donut chaff dispenser to distract concord
Deva Blackfire > :)
Repentence Tyrathlion > I DO NOT MUNCH ON RUGS.
Brutorthegreat > so do you normaly have fits for ships you dont fly?
Onyxalia La'fiette > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > ships i fly, ships i dont, i fit every ship for shits n giggles and i do a damn good job at it as well
Brutorthegreat > lol cute
Onyxalia La'fiette > cute?!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill give you cute!
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote runs around with a chainsaw
Brutorthegreat > lol
Eddieguin Renalard > I find the particles that behave differently depending on whether or not they are being observed very.... untrustworthy
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