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Zathraas > why do AMarr always have to have the biggest dicks???
Omber Zombie > they don't they have big ships to compensate
petergriffen > that's why I fly small ships
Omber Zombie > to match?
petergriffen > that go really really REALLY fast
petergriffen > yes
petergriffen > my sex life - small and fast
Yrakk Urrest > I dont want to go poking holes in my pod
Yrakk Urrest > I think that might be *bad* in space
Geisha Gal > there ony little ones tho
Geisha Gal > n it feels so... mm warm n fuzzy
Yrakk Urrest > quit rubbing my pods
Geisha Gal > xD
Yrakk Urrest > you're generating static - all my .... curly hair is standing up
IceGuerilla > These U'K Minmatars are obviously dancing around their totem-pole of a control tower.
Seya Brennan > The only reason they're "dancing around it" is so they can get practice orbiting your slow-ass Amarr ships really really quickly.
Number 25 > and then yesterday we remembered we had a couple condoms left
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Elsydian > I have a hampster named Nibbles :)
Chococat > oh ffs, I was just about to kill you, how can I kill you after an opening line like that
Elsydian > with love and adoration?
Elsydian > and chocolate kisses?
Chococat > but who would feed nibbles?
Elsydian > hes my only friend
Chococat > /emote dabs hankie to eye
Chococat > fear not small nibbles, Elsydian will be back to give you your fruit and kibble tonight
Elsydian > :)
Elsydian > ty for sparing my hampster
Blaise Skyrider > bother
Minarqh > GF
Pel Nebolix > what does it mean when a pilot is yellow in my overview, with a blinking yellow skull?
Blaise Skyrider > nice shooting there
Minarqh > You can shoot him
Minarqh > YOu took me for a long time. Well done.
Pel Nebolix > is that temporary, for like 15 minutes?
Minarqh > Yes
Blaise Skyrider > it means he looted an abandonned wresk in some bothersome asteroid field
Pel Nebolix > he's in a frigate, is he probably can flipping?
Pel Nebolix > lolz, I just realized it was you
<Dezikiel> is there a blackhole in eve?
<DigitalCommunist> Yes, EC-P8R.
<DigitalCommunist> Ships go in, but they don't come out.
AT3 CROSS > o Lupin
Lupin XII > do i know you?
AT3 CROSS > I'm your consious
Lupin XII > nah, never heard of it
Cadiz > Standards schmandards; let's see where your standards are after an ether-rag to the face
Jade Constantine > since you are going to be here a while then Bacchanalian why don't we talk a little about your issues with us ?
Jade Constantine > come on it'll do you some good to find some closure Bacch
Jade Constantine > I think it was very helpful to Sakura the other week
Bacchanalian > Sakura has far more need than I.
Bacchanalian > Poor girl probably needs a few years on the couch to be quite honest with you. Not right in the head.
Jade Constantine > so come on then lets talk
Usagi Tsukino > Sak's issues extend far past the Star Fraction...
Usagi Tsukino > She couldn't find closure if it was on sale at Fedmart.
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