Rathroc > "Your mere presence makes my heart tremble with joy. How can I help you, oh light of my eyes?"
Rathroc > ...I think that means my agent likes me
Tarmack > ... maybe
Tarmack > or you got drunk and now your married
Rathroc > heh
Rathroc > I hope not, he is a guy
Rathroc > or one hell of an ugly woman
Rathroc > ...I think that means my agent likes me
Tarmack > ... maybe
Tarmack > or you got drunk and now your married
Rathroc > heh
Rathroc > I hope not, he is a guy
Rathroc > or one hell of an ugly woman
AdmiralDovolski > 1 sec 1ceb, im in jita, and its really laggy
The Slayer > this surprises you?
The Slayer > Im in the water and its wet would be a less obvious statement
The Slayer > this surprises you?
The Slayer > Im in the water and its wet would be a less obvious statement
Zverofaust > omfg did you shoot my drones
BattleStar Crusader > no
BattleStar Crusader > i caressed them
Zverofaust > so thats why they're all sticky now.. wtf perv
BattleStar Crusader > no
BattleStar Crusader > i caressed them
Zverofaust > so thats why they're all sticky now.. wtf perv
Talking about Pimp my Ride:
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
<+SAPage> EVE forums remind me a lot in the ingame chat of a counter-strike server
ASquirrel > JESUS CHRIST
ASquirrel > ice planets?
ASquirrel > Bloom = OFF
ASquirrel > otherwise, it's like staring into the ark of the covenant
ASquirrel > ice planets?
ASquirrel > Bloom = OFF
ASquirrel > otherwise, it's like staring into the ark of the covenant
Centinel 6 > hello
Centinel 6 > little girl
Centinel 6 > oops wrong channel
Centinel 6 > little girl
Centinel 6 > oops wrong channel
Fh'ear > I care.
Fh'ear > No wait.
Fh'ear > I'm hungry.
Fh'ear > Sorry, got those muddled up.
Fh'ear > It's kinda like thinking it's love when you know, it just turns out to be gas.
Fh'ear > Easy mistake to make.
Fh'ear > No wait.
Fh'ear > I'm hungry.
Fh'ear > Sorry, got those muddled up.
Fh'ear > It's kinda like thinking it's love when you know, it just turns out to be gas.
Fh'ear > Easy mistake to make.
Kvlt'trve > i actually quite liked our nano naglfar idea
12433411 > i'm lost, what are we talking about again?
Kvlt'trve > just a metal frame with 1000mn mwd and capital AC
12433411 > 1000mn mwd?
Kvlt'trve > yeah
Kvlt'trve > new invention
12433411 > what would it do in siege?
Helvintr > it gets a speed bonus in siege
12433411 > go 0*600%?
12433411 > moar speed? :-)
Helvintr > yes, moar speed
Kvlt'trve > no no, more like 0*950% yeaahh!!!
12433411 > now that would be cool
Kvlt'trve > :)
12433411 > but it should be definitely faster than the machariel
Helvintr > look at the hull, how many blast pipes you could install in a line there
Kvlt'trve > if you nano a naglrfar and it starts orbiting, it flips around making it horizontall. thats why its build verticl
Helvintr > hah
Helvintr > thats a good one
Kvlt'trve > its like a giant switchblade
Helvintr > so, right now minmatar pilots in the naglfar are sitting at a 90 degree angle
Helvintr > waiting for the 1000mn mwd
12433411 > i'm lost, what are we talking about again?
Kvlt'trve > just a metal frame with 1000mn mwd and capital AC
12433411 > 1000mn mwd?
Kvlt'trve > yeah
Kvlt'trve > new invention
12433411 > what would it do in siege?
Helvintr > it gets a speed bonus in siege
12433411 > go 0*600%?
12433411 > moar speed? :-)
Helvintr > yes, moar speed
Kvlt'trve > no no, more like 0*950% yeaahh!!!
12433411 > now that would be cool
Kvlt'trve > :)
12433411 > but it should be definitely faster than the machariel
Helvintr > look at the hull, how many blast pipes you could install in a line there
Kvlt'trve > if you nano a naglrfar and it starts orbiting, it flips around making it horizontall. thats why its build verticl
Helvintr > hah
Helvintr > thats a good one
Kvlt'trve > its like a giant switchblade
Helvintr > so, right now minmatar pilots in the naglfar are sitting at a 90 degree angle
Helvintr > waiting for the 1000mn mwd
Bishop Endarr > oh, and I have cloaks
Bishop Endarr > lots of cloaks
Ingold Hammersmith > lol you rob a pack of hobbits or something?
Ingold Hammersmith > aww crap this isn't WoW is it..:(
Bishop Endarr > lots of cloaks
Ingold Hammersmith > lol you rob a pack of hobbits or something?
Ingold Hammersmith > aww crap this isn't WoW is it..:(