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General Dynasty > MACTEP > fofofofofo?????
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
Blade Shadow > 21 dominix
Blade Shadow > 3 armageddon
Blade Shadow > 5 guardians
Blade Shadow > rattlesnake
Blade Shadow > 2 tempest
Blade Shadow > onyx
Blade Shadow > oneiros
Blade Shadow > proteus
Blade Shadow > 2 hurric
Blade Shadow > mega
Blade Shadow > flycatcher
Diluain > and a partridge in a pear tree
Aquillar > on the 74th day of christmas...
Sentnal > Der Der Der
Sentnal > *smacks chest*
Par'Tressak > 0.0 is really getting to poor Sent
Alarna > did we recruit him from BoB?
Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
<Johnson_McCrae> boot mesage
<Johnson_McCrae> "Servers are down, we're working on getting them back up"
<Johnson_McCrae> no DUH!!
<Johnson_McCrae> whats wrong with them, think we dont NOTICE something like that?

Fast Eddie > Mind you, I remember one time... I flat out told this girl the bloke who was hitting on her was a) a liar and b) married.... she had a child by him less than a year after...
Fast Eddie > ...oh, and a nervous breakdown.
Rana Ash > Some of my gender are like that Eddie
Tyree Jinx > logic doesnt enter into sexual desire
Tyree Jinx > if it did id be gettin lucky all the time.. lol
Ryuujinn Jakka > not even the rats attacked me
Moof > if I had of known I would of :)
Ryuujinn Jakka > thanks!
Ryuujinn Jakka > ur so nice
Moof > np
Moof > i know
Ryuujinn Jakka > lol drone speed
Moof > do that again and ill kill u
Ryuujinn Jakka > doing
Ryuujinn Jakka > wtf
Ryuujinn Jakka > DUDE WTF
Ryuujinn Jakka > i had implants
Moof > I warned u
Ryuujinn Jakka > WTF!
Moof > I told u
Ryuujinn Jakka > no this is retarded. wtf is wrong with you
Ryuujinn Jakka > that was 100 mill in implants
Moof > and
Moof > I told u not to do it again
Futher Bezluden > off topic, If I am playing the EVE-Card game and the eve server crashes, do techs fly in from iceland to kick over the table?
Naphtalia > nice episode IX, though a few typos in there ;P might wanna spellcheck again, but gave me a few chuckles
Verone > yeah, my typing is balls :S
IzzyChan > naph do yew have msn?
IzzyChan > verone types with his balls? O.o
IzzyChan > o.O
Naphtalia > yeh
Verone > 0_O
Naphtalia > I mean, yeah I have msn
Verone > ....
Naphtalia > I don't know what he types with
Kambo > btw i found something interesting on one guy's profile... sais 600k lp on agent offers u a battleship or so
Kambo > does it matter what level agent?
Marasume > nope
Marasume > however
Marasume > if you have 600klp on a level 1 agent i will kill you
Kambo > lol why?
Shyamalan > you get like 100lp per mission with a lvl1
Kambo > it takes u like 5 min to to compleate a lvl 1 mission
Kambo > so its hmm 12 missions per hour
Kambo > thats 1200 missions in 100 hours
Kambo > thats like 5 days of gameplay
Kambo > but wait till summer when i have 24/7 time to play
Naeilin > he'll sit 19hr days playing :)
Shyamalan > he still wont do it
Kambo > i can go 24 hours a day
Kambo > for a week or so
Kambo > im nuts lol
Naeilin > Kambo not 7days in a row
Naeilin > never ever
Kambo > nah u can stay awake for about a month
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