Keelan Sage > we just lost 2 dreads
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Tyto > A gallente walks into a cocktail bar and asks the barman for a 'double entendre'.
Tyto > Sure he says, come behind the bar and I'll give you one
Tyto > Sure he says, come behind the bar and I'll give you one
Abavus Durden > hey diob
Diobanemon Gluk > hello
Diobanemon Gluk > recovering from a bad night and long walk home here
Abavus Durden > ??
Diobanemon Gluk > long walk home even
Diobanemon Gluk > it was that bad a night
Diobanemon Gluk > the mrs got pissed off that I had 1 extra beer so drove home, in retaliation I stayed out with my new Irish friend and possibly from the IRA :) Then when I went to get a cab there wasn't one so I walked home along the autopista
Diobanemon Gluk > I woke up with a massive blister and appeared to have dirtied the bed, on closer inspection it turned out it was the cadburys mini-eggs I took to bed for some reason, along with a packet of chili :D
Diobanemon Gluk > hello
Diobanemon Gluk > recovering from a bad night and long walk home here
Abavus Durden > ??
Diobanemon Gluk > long walk home even
Diobanemon Gluk > it was that bad a night
Diobanemon Gluk > the mrs got pissed off that I had 1 extra beer so drove home, in retaliation I stayed out with my new Irish friend and possibly from the IRA :) Then when I went to get a cab there wasn't one so I walked home along the autopista
Diobanemon Gluk > I woke up with a massive blister and appeared to have dirtied the bed, on closer inspection it turned out it was the cadburys mini-eggs I took to bed for some reason, along with a packet of chili :D
<DJ_Damage> ty <4
<DJ_Cake> i less than four you too
<DJ_Cake> i less than four you too
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Tatal Zmeu > how badly do you want it?
Slade Fox > want what?
Tatal Zmeu > the good stuff
Slade Fox > heh?
Karasu Kaizoku > Cake, Pie, etc etc
Tatal Zmeu > so how much?
Slade Fox > cake pie sounds yummy
Tatal Zmeu > no need for the sarcasm
Tatal Zmeu > there is no such thing as cake pie
Tatal Zmeu > otherwise i would have died from a heart attack a long time ago
Slade Fox > karasu said it
Karasu Kaizoku > Indeed, the awesomeness factor would be too awesome my head would explode
Tatal Zmeu > she put a comma
Tatal Zmeu > preventing our heads from exploding
Karasu Kaizoku > This is also very true
Tatal Zmeu > you must be careful of the word cake pie
Slade Fox > why?
Tatal Zmeu > kara just explained it
Karasu Kaizoku > You would make the GM's hungry, thus they would hunt you down with bugs causeing you to lose ships left and right til you kill yourself
Tatal Zmeu > you have no excuse for your ignorance
Karasu Kaizoku > But before that I was told your pod was a twinkie and I want the cream filling :(
Slade Fox > want what?
Tatal Zmeu > the good stuff
Slade Fox > heh?
Karasu Kaizoku > Cake, Pie, etc etc
Tatal Zmeu > so how much?
Slade Fox > cake pie sounds yummy
Tatal Zmeu > no need for the sarcasm
Tatal Zmeu > there is no such thing as cake pie
Tatal Zmeu > otherwise i would have died from a heart attack a long time ago
Slade Fox > karasu said it
Karasu Kaizoku > Indeed, the awesomeness factor would be too awesome my head would explode
Tatal Zmeu > she put a comma
Tatal Zmeu > preventing our heads from exploding
Karasu Kaizoku > This is also very true
Tatal Zmeu > you must be careful of the word cake pie
Slade Fox > why?
Tatal Zmeu > kara just explained it
Karasu Kaizoku > You would make the GM's hungry, thus they would hunt you down with bugs causeing you to lose ships left and right til you kill yourself
Tatal Zmeu > you have no excuse for your ignorance
Karasu Kaizoku > But before that I was told your pod was a twinkie and I want the cream filling :(
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
<Yvonne_S> there's no safe spot in eve
<coeathalvega> yes there is
<coeathalvega> *docks*
<Angie> Yvonne_S
<Angie> eee
<Yvonne_S> ok there's no safe spot in space in eve? (besides at pos)
<coeathalvega> *cloaks*
<Yvonne_S> bitch
<coeathalvega> yes there is
<coeathalvega> *docks*
<Angie> Yvonne_S
<Angie> eee
<Yvonne_S> ok there's no safe spot in space in eve? (besides at pos)
<coeathalvega> *cloaks*
<Yvonne_S> bitch
Shikaku > see this is why i like to scam noobs they dont talk back
Matheus Chrome5010 > pff. dat red dot was a fucking WH.
NeutGirl1 > Matheus Chrome5010 lol
Pokealot > whats a wh?
Matheus Chrome5010 > No way I'm going in.
Fernando MRuiz > WH = Wormhole.
Pokealot > Why are those bad?
Vhalis Belfordt > Winhole
Matheus Chrome5010 > Pokealot a place where u mostly get rich or die.
Magosian > because the boogeyman lives there
Fernando MRuiz > Mean, mean people live in wormholes. Mean, mean NPCs live in sites in wormholes.
Pokealot > Sounds like game of thrones
Pokealot > remember if you're nice to anyone you die
Matheus Chrome5010 > '-'
Kyliiest Wells > You can get gas in wormholes
Kyliiest Wells > )-)
Fernando MRuiz > You can get gas at Taco Bell; doesn't make it a good place to hang out...
NeutGirl1 > Matheus Chrome5010 lol
Pokealot > whats a wh?
Matheus Chrome5010 > No way I'm going in.
Fernando MRuiz > WH = Wormhole.
Pokealot > Why are those bad?
Vhalis Belfordt > Winhole
Matheus Chrome5010 > Pokealot a place where u mostly get rich or die.
Magosian > because the boogeyman lives there
Fernando MRuiz > Mean, mean people live in wormholes. Mean, mean NPCs live in sites in wormholes.
Pokealot > Sounds like game of thrones
Pokealot > remember if you're nice to anyone you die
Matheus Chrome5010 > '-'
Kyliiest Wells > You can get gas in wormholes
Kyliiest Wells > )-)
Fernando MRuiz > You can get gas at Taco Bell; doesn't make it a good place to hang out...