Yarek Balear > omg - someone in my corp thought that chernobyl was in wales !!! wtf is up with education these days ?
Kerixi > lmao
Traxio Nacho > lol
Hoozin > o.O
teqNo > lol
FowlPlayChiken > rolfl
Kerixi > Can't fault him for thinking that the welsh are victims of chernobyl =p
Hoozin > x.x.
juduzz > maybe because they saw a welshman and thought that it must have been radiation poison that created em? :P
Kerixi > lmao
Traxio Nacho > lol
Hoozin > o.O
teqNo > lol
FowlPlayChiken > rolfl
Kerixi > Can't fault him for thinking that the welsh are victims of chernobyl =p
Hoozin > x.x.
juduzz > maybe because they saw a welshman and thought that it must have been radiation poison that created em? :P
Scarton > gf
Nathrezim > 2006.10.25 00:29:11 Notify You have started trying to warp scramble Scarton [R0ME]<SMASH>(Sacrilege).
Nathrezim > come on..2 wcs? gf anyway
NebulousBlur > We don't complain about your scrams.
Nathrezim > fair enough :)
Scarton > rofl
Nathrezim > 2006.10.25 00:29:11 Notify You have started trying to warp scramble Scarton [R0ME]<SMASH>(Sacrilege).
Nathrezim > come on..2 wcs? gf anyway
NebulousBlur > We don't complain about your scrams.
Nathrezim > fair enough :)
Scarton > rofl
Sable Schroedinger > if this is the bit where you dress up like a fireman and strip, I'll pass on the RP for tonight ;-)
TECOR > which means no
Sable Schroedinger > actually it means, I'm making a gladiators leather "skirt" for want of a better word, and a little distracted for anything heavy
TECOR > ffs that really is the end:)
TECOR > and you say i'm wierd with the fireman thing fuck it:)
Sable Schroedinger > and I didn't say you were wierd for the fireman thing/ just that I wasn't in the mood ;-)
Sable Schroedinger > too much of a good thing, burns you out, ya know? like mining :P
Sable Schroedinger > what can I say. leather skirts are a turn off
TECOR > firemen don't wear leather skirts.....hmm unless i'm doing it wrong
TECOR > /emote runs to the costume shop to kick off
TECOR > which means no
Sable Schroedinger > actually it means, I'm making a gladiators leather "skirt" for want of a better word, and a little distracted for anything heavy
TECOR > ffs that really is the end:)
TECOR > and you say i'm wierd with the fireman thing fuck it:)
Sable Schroedinger > and I didn't say you were wierd for the fireman thing/ just that I wasn't in the mood ;-)
Sable Schroedinger > too much of a good thing, burns you out, ya know? like mining :P
Sable Schroedinger > what can I say. leather skirts are a turn off
TECOR > firemen don't wear leather skirts.....hmm unless i'm doing it wrong
TECOR > /emote runs to the costume shop to kick off
Tiberious Thessalonia > How is everyone else?
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Ming: Thanks for sending me home anyway. and did manage to have a look at 0.0 how come though you sit at the gate and kil players when there are lots of Battleships worth 1.25 million isk each? Shouldn't someone be killing them
Rhakorii > Then whos gunna invite me to PICT!
Asestorian > PITC
Asestorian > the C and T are mixed there ;)
Rhakorii > You mean ive been in the wrong channel for a month?
Rhakorii > GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Asestorian > o.O
Asestorian > omg
Rhakorii > It would explain why nobody has ever entered it..
Asestorian > PITC
Asestorian > the C and T are mixed there ;)
Rhakorii > You mean ive been in the wrong channel for a month?
Rhakorii > GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Asestorian > o.O
Asestorian > omg
Rhakorii > It would explain why nobody has ever entered it..
De'Zori > bah wish i could make bookmarks when cloaked hehe
Stitcher > ... you can
De'Zori > what???
Stitcher > sure, I've done it loads of times
De'Zori > how?
Stitcher > same way as always - people and places, "Add Bookmark"
De'Zori > you can do that?...omg.. ive been dropping cans for 3 years....
Soldroz > rofl
Stitcher > hehe, fail....
Soldroz > seriously?
De'Zori > will that work with midspace safespots also?....
Stitcher > yep
Soldroz > yes...
Soldroz > how do you think people make them? :P
De'Zori > omg ive been emptying cap for 3 years...
Stitcher > ... you can
De'Zori > what???
Stitcher > sure, I've done it loads of times
De'Zori > how?
Stitcher > same way as always - people and places, "Add Bookmark"
De'Zori > you can do that?...omg.. ive been dropping cans for 3 years....
Soldroz > rofl
Stitcher > hehe, fail....
Soldroz > seriously?
De'Zori > will that work with midspace safespots also?....
Stitcher > yep
Soldroz > yes...
Soldroz > how do you think people make them? :P
De'Zori > omg ive been emptying cap for 3 years...
<@Thrak> best sex of my life, I lasted like 3 seconds
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
Shemmy > I just found this old heap I haven't used for a while
Shemmy > x-large - check
Shemmy > no rigs - check
Shemmy > t1 invuln -check
Shemmy > t1 launchers - check
Judas II > mininum dps - check
Judas II > that ship is a monument of failure
Phantomania > yea
Shemmy > but this is why i never understood the whole "I make hundreds of millions of isk an hour" thing
Judas II > well shemmy
Judas II > there are no really 'good' or 'bad' fittings... its just that a lot of astroids have died and refined to make those modules and theyre probably not happy to end up like that
Shemmy > x-large - check
Shemmy > no rigs - check
Shemmy > t1 invuln -check
Shemmy > t1 launchers - check
Judas II > mininum dps - check
Judas II > that ship is a monument of failure
Phantomania > yea
Shemmy > but this is why i never understood the whole "I make hundreds of millions of isk an hour" thing
Judas II > well shemmy
Judas II > there are no really 'good' or 'bad' fittings... its just that a lot of astroids have died and refined to make those modules and theyre probably not happy to end up like that
Nashok Mindrie [pxin]: it's all "lets try and make a serious horror flick" and then the end amounts to "BRING OUT THE MIDGET"