Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Di Shiere > anyone have any large noses?
Malakai Intakos > ?
trade info > Mal has a large nose!
Di Shiere > large nos
trade info > :)
trade info > Not me
trade info > Hi Ned
Malakai Intakos > nope
Malakai Intakos > I bet Dare has a big one
trade info > Mal!
Malakai Intakos > ?
trade info > Mal has a large nose!
Di Shiere > large nos
trade info > :)
trade info > Not me
trade info > Hi Ned
Malakai Intakos > nope
Malakai Intakos > I bet Dare has a big one
trade info > Mal!
Leonard Achana > 22:08:28 Notify Strip Dancer I deactivates as it finds the wallet it was harvesting a pale shadow of its former glory.
The Valkyrier > gallente are gay, minmatar are rejects, amarr are mad, caldari are on top
Dusk Peashooter > Caldari are robots
Dusk Peashooter > And Amarr are bald
Khelmon > caldari suck balls..each others...yeah..even their women have balls
The Valkyrier > caldari doesn't have balls
The Valkyrier > we dont need them
Dusk Peashooter > How ironic huh, since their men are pussies
Dusk Peashooter > Caldari are robots
Dusk Peashooter > And Amarr are bald
Khelmon > caldari suck balls..each others...yeah..even their women have balls
The Valkyrier > caldari doesn't have balls
The Valkyrier > we dont need them
Dusk Peashooter > How ironic huh, since their men are pussies
RLCMAK>Strip
RLCMAK>Strip
RLCMAK>oh crap
RLCMAK>wrong keyboard..
Cailais>lmao - omgrawd!
RLCMAK>Strip
RLCMAK>oh crap
RLCMAK>wrong keyboard..
Cailais>lmao - omgrawd!
<HellGremlin> The south african elections are really amusing
<HellGremlin> For people who complain that voting in america means choosing the lesser of two evils, imagine if you had their choice
<HellGremlin> A guy who sincerely believes condoms cause aids
<HellGremlin> Or a serial rapist
<HellGremlin> Those are their two choices atm
<HellGremlin> Rapist won
<HellGremlin> For people who complain that voting in america means choosing the lesser of two evils, imagine if you had their choice
<HellGremlin> A guy who sincerely believes condoms cause aids
<HellGremlin> Or a serial rapist
<HellGremlin> Those are their two choices atm
<HellGremlin> Rapist won
Gainum > i think the biggest pvp rush ive ever had was in wow, was takin on 4 people at once on my ret pld.
Aceformat > WoW ...
Aceformat > Are you f'ing serious
Aceformat > ohhh noes I damaged my armour when I die
Aceformat > Unlike in eve ... ohh noes I just lost a 1billion isk ship, all my mods all my implants and I forgot to update my clone
Aceformat > CTRL+Q emo rage
Aceformat > WoW ...
Aceformat > Are you f'ing serious
Aceformat > ohhh noes I damaged my armour when I die
Aceformat > Unlike in eve ... ohh noes I just lost a 1billion isk ship, all my mods all my implants and I forgot to update my clone
Aceformat > CTRL+Q emo rage
Etienne Milo > why am I a small dot when I'm undicking?
Requiem Jofama > Guns dont kill people..
Requiem Jofama > ..Lag kills people
Requiem Jofama > ..Lag kills people