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fmercury > this is by far the toughest thing i've ever probed
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Lumenarious Rex > I'd say Goodfights but you basically carjacked an emtpy walmart truck :)
1 hr before Trinity comes out:

Iatnuolas > YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Iatnuolas > I CANT CLONE JUMP FOR 1 HOUR AND 20 MINS
Lou Cypher > pwn3d
latnuolas > WHY!!!
Iatnuolas > oh thats nice
Iatnuolas > of them
Lou Cypher > lol
Kayta Danaari > protip: did you know human spinal fluid can serve as a substitute for an overheated plasma conduit? it's true! And also, it's good on toast.
<spiralJunkie> what the holy fuck?
<spiralJunkie> some bitch
<spiralJunkie> who has my email
<spiralJunkie> is like 50
<spiralJunkie> she has it because i looked at renting a room from her
<spiralJunkie> she DENIED me
<spiralJunkie> and now sends me fucking INTERNET EMAIL PETITIONS about drink driving?
<spiralJunkie> time to sign the bitch up for donkey porn
Wrayeth > And I try to get my ass to bed by 11 since it takes me at least an hour to fall asleep.
Wintz > Thats the sign that you haven't exhausted yourself enough with internet spaceships
Wintz > I believe the cure is obvious
Wrayeth > Yeah, but where am I going to find a hooker and a rubber chicken at this time of night?
Sykosys > Im a bit anxious when I fit 8 SBS
Jorund Bork > YOUR anxious!?!
Ilfar > Ohhh, it's the Eve music! I thought I had left a porn clip running on loop in the background or something...
Kahor > Anyone need things hauled ?
dish1234 > bag of carrots
Kahor > convo me if you need.
dish1234 > need some potatoes picking up as well
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