Virtuozzo > damn keyboard
* Devoras2 reprimads Virts keyboard
Grimpak > I want a hollo-keyboard =|
Grimpak > a hollo-screen too
* Virtuozzo wants a voice activated and controlled eve, and a secretary with a juicy voice to do that for me
Grimpak > and a photonic quad core cpu
Grimpak > and I want 2 of those secretaries =)
Devoras2 > may i recommend a holo life as well?
Grimpak > ...but not for eve
Virtuozzo > current secretary sucks
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > that came out wrong
Grimpak > =D
Barek Ironfist > lmao
Jiks > :)
Virtuozzo > I didn't mean that, you bunch of perverts
Bombaman > how did that come out wrong
Bombaman > that came out quite fine for most of us
Virtuozzo > omg Bomba
Grimpak > it is or it is not true that secretaries suck? =)
Virtuozzo > bah, you know what I meant ^^
* Devoras2 reprimads Virts keyboard
Grimpak > I want a hollo-keyboard =|
Grimpak > a hollo-screen too
* Virtuozzo wants a voice activated and controlled eve, and a secretary with a juicy voice to do that for me
Grimpak > and a photonic quad core cpu
Grimpak > and I want 2 of those secretaries =)
Devoras2 > may i recommend a holo life as well?
Grimpak > ...but not for eve
Virtuozzo > current secretary sucks
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > that came out wrong
Grimpak > =D
Barek Ironfist > lmao
Jiks > :)
Virtuozzo > I didn't mean that, you bunch of perverts
Bombaman > how did that come out wrong
Bombaman > that came out quite fine for most of us
Virtuozzo > omg Bomba
Grimpak > it is or it is not true that secretaries suck? =)
Virtuozzo > bah, you know what I meant ^^
Chrysalis Kashaar > 1h 15mins till cap ships 2... and I can finally put in something long again
Chrysalis Kashaar > wait, that didn't sound quite right
Chrysalis Kashaar > wait, that didn't sound quite right
Zeron Zeth > FREEKIN ELL, FISH FINGERS EVERYWHERE !!!!!!! XS
oodin > loool
Zeron Zeth > sorry bout that...tis teh pills i ave been taking
Zeron Zeth > they aint mine tho, they are me cats
oodin > gimme gimme
Zeron Zeth > /emote gives oodin some catty pills
oodin > /emote starts licking his balls
Zeron Zeth > lol
Zeron Zeth > how many did you take !!?
oodin > none yet
oodin > loool
Zeron Zeth > sorry bout that...tis teh pills i ave been taking
Zeron Zeth > they aint mine tho, they are me cats
oodin > gimme gimme
Zeron Zeth > /emote gives oodin some catty pills
oodin > /emote starts licking his balls
Zeron Zeth > lol
Zeron Zeth > how many did you take !!?
oodin > none yet
Azia Burgi > i miss being 21... does that feeling diminish with time?
Flesh Trader > teah soon ull miss being 31
Flesh Trader > *yeah
Azia Burgi > LMAO
Flesh Trader > teah soon ull miss being 31
Flesh Trader > *yeah
Azia Burgi > LMAO
Jacob Siven > keep it mildly pg13
rockerguy > hehe
Prinzka > that only means that we can still do it as long as people's parents are here :P
Jacob Siven > O.o
Cpt Max > thats sick :p
Jacob Siven > LMAO
Prinzka > no "do it"
Prinzka > sjeesh :P
rockerguy > hehe
Prinzka > that only means that we can still do it as long as people's parents are here :P
Jacob Siven > O.o
Cpt Max > thats sick :p
Jacob Siven > LMAO
Prinzka > no "do it"
Prinzka > sjeesh :P
Cesti Caldai > I think you are the type that jacks off while looking at yourself in the mirror Captain.
Captain Da > I totally do Cesti, and it's awesome.
Captain Da > I totally do Cesti, and it's awesome.
CrayC > Anyone got a mega and docked?
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
Mini Freight > im inputting 360 runs of caracals hehe
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
* Obsidian Hawk gives bjorn a hooker
Bjorn Stahle > afk 1/2 hour
* Bjorn Stahle realizes that looks bad...
Bjorn Stahle > but goes afk anyways
Bjorn Stahle > afk 1/2 hour
* Bjorn Stahle realizes that looks bad...
Bjorn Stahle > but goes afk anyways
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Lacco > win an anshar
Talocan Technician > We at COSMOS Tech have discovered NEW METHODS of rigging ships! We can install powerful new rigs on your T2 ship, such as jam-proofing rigs! Trade your ship to Talocan Technician at Jita 4-4 for immediate install!
Cynara Fox > Since I'm quitting eve and have sold my Main Char to another player for ISK, I'm now trading my whole 32,4 billion isk, so send me any amount over 1000000 ISK and then stand back and be prepared to receive it back 10x more!
Roofie Rival > and out roll the scams ..
Shinma Apollo > Give me your money !!!!
Lacco > win an anshar
Talocan Technician > We at COSMOS Tech have discovered NEW METHODS of rigging ships! We can install powerful new rigs on your T2 ship, such as jam-proofing rigs! Trade your ship to Talocan Technician at Jita 4-4 for immediate install!
Cynara Fox > Since I'm quitting eve and have sold my Main Char to another player for ISK, I'm now trading my whole 32,4 billion isk, so send me any amount over 1000000 ISK and then stand back and be prepared to receive it back 10x more!
Roofie Rival > and out roll the scams ..
Shinma Apollo > Give me your money !!!!