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Blyzz > tier 1 complete
Blyzz > i ran out of Hunger M charges right at the end
Blyzz > i swear that was a Tech 2 pizza
Blyzz > it put up a good fight....
Blyzz > but mt Faction Stomach triumphed
Blyzz > [ 2007.02.29 18:40:55 ] (combat) Your Mouth II perfectly strikes Ham and Pineapple Pizza, wrecking for 1776.2 damage.
Syruss Scaleskin > What are they going to do, drift their corpse into my hull? :P
Nakayme Caonis > You can start your own graveyard :P
Syruss Scaleskin > hehe
Nakayme Caonis > Put up a POS and put the corpses of your enemies in space around it :P
Syruss Scaleskin > Or I can annoy our CEO by surrounding the corp pos with corpses :P
Akurei Karai > put thier corpse on contract to them for like a billion isk
Syruss Scaleskin > Nah... auction it off to a necrophile.
Akurei Karai > "You can buy it back for 1b, or I can sell it to some wierdo who will RP having sex with it. Your call bro."
Anette Inhonores > /emote climbs on Rek's shoulders
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.
Miximus Maximus > i suck at writing mails
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
Par'Gellen > watch out or I'll tell my boyfriend Upgrade
Lynx Amurie > that like windows 7 upgrade?
Lynx Amurie > cause if it is backup all your stuff cause otherwise he's gonna fuck most of it up, and half of your stuff probably won't work anymore
Dload > Never upgrade. Always do a clean install!
Ra'Shyne Viper > can some give me 1B
Feyde Harkonen > no
Ra'Shyne Viper > WHA!?!
Feyde Harkonen > you didnt say the magic word
Ra'Shyne Viper > Please with a cherry on top with a gummy bear and a monkey with an eraser
Feyde Harkonen > no
Batilda: man, fuck RL
Lake: I am pretty confident the main point of RL is, in fact, to fuck.
VentureCapitalist > can someone loan me 70k ?
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > shouldn't it be the other way round?
Darth Jagon > For a Venture Cap, that's a damn lame sales pitch
Odet > WTF TALKING BEHIN MY BACK!
Odet > im not a whore =(
Odet > i'm a slut im free -_-
Odet > OMGF ahahah
Odet > i just had a lollergasm
Yuna Lily > Combat: your $14.95 Eve Account perfectly strikes your relationship, wrecking it for 1/2 of everything you own.
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