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<+Asestorian> who the fuck is CaptObvious?
<CaptObvious|BlackBerry> I'm CaptObvious
<Kayosoni> no shit
DraLaFi > If you stand VERY still, and close your eyes, after a minute you can actually FEEL the universe revolving around PvP.
Fast Eddie > Ford don't make toasters for a good reason...
Korinne > ^
Solstice Project > Ninentdo made playcards
Solstice Project > then after a hundred years or so, they switched to electronic entertainment
Solstice Project > should nintendo rather have sticked to playcards ?
Solstice Project > (just like microsoft, btw, who had their first loss ever just a few years ago)
Fast Eddie > Consoles <i>were</i> a logical extention to what they already did... unlike a Ford toaster...
Solstice Project > not to be too serious now, but a toaster in a car (the logical extension of ford building toasters and cars) would be probaly a huge hit for everybody who's in a traffic jam regularly ...
jih chop > Today, at work, I was bored and had nothing to do (well, I didn't feel like doing the work that actually needed doing, so, you know, same thing)
jih chop > anyway, so sitting there looking up at the clouds when - HEY! that looks just like a manticore!
jih chop > and that one looks like a Caracal.
jih chop > Ooo! That could be a Blackbird, er well then again, one clunky lump of crap pretty much looks like any other
jih chop > but that one is definitely a scorpion!
jih chop > after an afternoon of this, I came to a profound conclusion
jih chop > God Flies Caldari
EP Aporat > FFA2 will be cleaned for drones now. Please leave if you dont want to get hit by the super weapon.
Elias Bosk > aport, gimme 15 seconds
EP Aporat > 30 secs from now.
Entilzah Valen > crap
Entilzah Valen > I'm in warp
EP Aporat > 10 secs
Entilzah Valen > oh crap
EP Aporat > last chance to leave
Entilzah Valen > oh crap
keng 3 > wait
Mundla > is it done?
Apocalyptical > yes i escaped
Martinsen > 2006.05.28 09:35:12 combat EP Aporat [EVENT]<ISD> hits you, doing 20103.5 damage.
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
Azia Burgi > MOAR WIEN!!!!
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Theo Samaritan > i just realised something
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Takitoo > So. How do I do this "passive tanking" ?
Yasujiro Kaibara > ...you fit the modules to the ship, and undock. :P
Takitoo > Durr ..
Erztez1 > i remember my first time in nullsec pvp....i was running 8 exhumers when there were suddenly 45 names in local
Erztez1 > all blinking
Disposable Ensign > when ur description of ur experience
Disposable Ensign > starts with "i was in 8 exhumers"
Disposable Ensign > it's not a happy story
Erztez1 > it wasn't
Erztez1 > really wasn't
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