HellGremlin: Jesus Christ
HellGremlin: I just took the rankest, gnarliest drinker's shit in recent memory
***Adam-C watching alfred hitchcock's Frenzy. Its class listening to old London slang
HellGremlin: If this shit travels through the sewers and happens to encounter some abandoned pet turtles and a sewer rat
HellGremlin: I'm reasonably sure it'll mutate them into a crime fighting team
HellGremlin: I just took the rankest, gnarliest drinker's shit in recent memory
***Adam-C watching alfred hitchcock's Frenzy. Its class listening to old London slang
HellGremlin: If this shit travels through the sewers and happens to encounter some abandoned pet turtles and a sewer rat
HellGremlin: I'm reasonably sure it'll mutate them into a crime fighting team
Nazdarovie > ooh while i remember anyone have a mining upgrade skillbook for sale?
Mitchello > we're about to go to war and you ask for a mining upgrade skillbook?
Arcuied > There is nothing more intense
Arcuied > then solo mining
Arcuied > in a barge
Arcuied > in a enemies home system
Mitchello > we're about to go to war and you ask for a mining upgrade skillbook?
Arcuied > There is nothing more intense
Arcuied > then solo mining
Arcuied > in a barge
Arcuied > in a enemies home system
Chellfire > /emote afk's to web/scram and kill his fucken kids
Aurenian > weather advisory: geddon sitting on zink gate mild showers of lazorz
Vestara Rhen > Now that's an odd scam.....
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Throdax > well, you have two kids, so at some point you had to .... eeer..... you
know
thiskittybites > u have NO idea wizz
Shurtak > thro: they mail ordered them via amazon
thiskittybites > Throdax, that was many moons ago and besides it was WIND
POLINATION :P
Shurtak > ??? you had wind pollution??
Shurtak > well my wife wont do any lub after eating onions
thiskittybites > wizzard, I think its time to go google again :P
know
thiskittybites > u have NO idea wizz
Shurtak > thro: they mail ordered them via amazon
thiskittybites > Throdax, that was many moons ago and besides it was WIND
POLINATION :P
Shurtak > ??? you had wind pollution??
Shurtak > well my wife wont do any lub after eating onions
thiskittybites > wizzard, I think its time to go google again :P
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Khaldorn Murino > and ehti, u owe me some money for those drugs, thats some good sh*t
Ethidium Bromide > i like holopron:)
Frosty > hah
Manfred Doomhammer > hehe. nownow.. ist the first dose free?
Frosty > that was the worst drugs ive ever taken no damn effect akk =)
Khaldorn Murino > of course, to get you hooked ;)
Frosty > all*
Ethidium Bromide > gimme more of that shit khal!
Manfred Doomhammer > see.. you want returning... 'customers' after all
Ethidium Bromide > now!!!!
Ethidium Bromide > pls!
Khaldorn Murino > /emote backs away
Ethidium Bromide > i'll pay you whatever you ask)
Manfred Doomhammer > just be caureful when the customers show up with battheships
Manfred Doomhammer > /emote saves the chatlog
Frosty > hehe¨
Ethidium Bromide > chatlogs are autosaved :P
Ethidium Bromide > noob:)
Khaldorn Murino > its all part of my master plan to get you all hooked to my good stuff, and then get you give me slaves for drugs, and then MY PEOLE WILL BE FREE MUWHAHAHAAHAH
Gotchy > /emote delets himself
Gotchy > wahh
Manfred Doomhammer > dont like to search for it... got lot of junk logs in the folder allready
Manfred Doomhammer > wrong button gotchy
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG