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Gangus > cop: well sir: "Generic Police Cruiser hits with Radar S for $574 damage to your wallet and 2 bonus points to your license"
Veratus1 > i hate wrecks
SkyRash > theyr not wrecks
SkyRash > thats what a minmatar ship looks like when its cloaked
EVE System > Channel changed to Alentene Local Channel
JetFixer > Tombozo....im parked right behind you
JetFixer > trying to enter the station
Lord Drack > that doenst sound ghey at all
Tombozo > Usually the 'dock' button works best
Tombozo > I won't stop you
JetFixer > no joy...it's impossible
JetFixer > well im trying to enter it manually....actually fly into it
JetFixer > to ' dock' is boring
JetFixer > i can see inside it right now from where im parked.....but how can i 'fly' into it?
JetFixer > can anyone tell me how i can manually fly into a station?
Lord Drack > no
Lord Drack > we cant
Lord Drack > be quiet
Par'Gellen > when someone puts the word genius in their name and spells it wrong it's pretty safe to say they aren't
Zoidberg ENB > it's not meant for you shields
ShieldsofLight > want me to get the cattle prod and branding stick zoid?
Whiskette > i've got the barbed wire
Whiskette > who had the "mask" last?
Zoidberg ENB > Feeling rather kinky today, eh?
ShieldsofLight > I think zoid did
Zoidberg ENB > the safeword is Cup!
ShieldsofLight > /emote covers zoidberg in latex
Zoidberg ENB > poke an air hole please
ShieldsofLight > /emote pokes an air hole for zoidberg
Whiskette > Not his ear silly
ShieldsofLight > /emote takes the latex off zoids face only
ShieldsofLight > /emote puts mask on zoidberg
ShieldsofLight > now where is that whip
Whiskette > /emote points over in Zoid's room
ShieldsofLight > ahh thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote gets the whip
ShieldsofLight > /emote whips zoidberg saying whos your daddy
Zoidberg ENB > You.
Jiks RogueClone > /emote reminds everyone Zoid is a minor :p
ShieldsofLight > /emote reels back in horror
ShieldsofLight > wait zoid is a minor?
Whiskette > hahahaha
Whiskette > yeah lol
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself
Isis Dea > ?!!!!.....................?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ShieldsofLight > /emote runs away
Whiskette > /emote hands Shields a new pair of pants
Zoidberg ENB > I am sixteen as of today.
ShieldsofLight > thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself again
ShieldsofLight > /emote needs another pair of pants
MrShooter > After 9.0 standing with the agents they start to say thins like "OHMYGOD ITS YOU! Fortune has smiled upon me! Please take a seat and this giftbox and these brownies I baked and if there is anything you need me to do just ask and I will launch the Navy F...
Merydiana > Hehehe. It's nice to be loved. ^_^
suoidet ahcrin > a love wich would vanish in an instant if you did ONE little thing wrong
MrShooter > "What? You..you FAILED to kill that guristas ship!? How could you!? I thought I KNEW YOU! I...I can't even look at you. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" *agent sets standing to -1.0*
Rilewedge > were doomed I tell you doomed
Rilewedge > IAC will not sell us beer
Illystin De'Vir > NoooooOOOOOOO!!!!
Rilewedge > they are willing to sell us something called wine?
Joseph Boeing > Q?
Joseph Boeing > in the Market what are clones under?
Viceroy > they aren't
Viceroy > they're under the medical tab
Joseph Boeing > o
Viceroy > in the station
Joseph Boeing > right
Maestra Jsun > Go to the Medical center at a station.
Maestra Jsun > Late as always...
Joseph Boeing > but I want to find a station that has better clones than this one
Joseph Boeing > so I was looking in the market
Viceroy > all stations have the same clones
Viceroy > you can pick from the list
Joseph Boeing > hmm,there are more than just basic clones out there
Joseph Boeing > I know that
Maestra Jsun > Buy one according to your skill points. No sense getting uber grade if you only have 100k or so points.
Joseph Boeing > right thats my point
Joseph Boeing > there are different types
Joseph Boeing > but this one only has poor ones
Joseph Boeing > so Im trying to find a station that sells good ones
Joseph Boeing > and I cant find them in the Market
Joseph Boeing > so how would I know which stations had GOOD clones
Tairos Hakonnus > ^^
Maestra Jsun > Pull up people and places, select search station, and go through the list hitting info. Visit all the stations with MEdical facilities.
Joseph Boeing > thanks Maesta
Joseph Boeing > Jsun
Maestra Jsun > yep
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Joseph Boeing > btw for those who don't know(I didn't)you dont go find a station that has better clones,you upgrade the one you have,at the station you are at.
Joseph Boeing > <--wide eyed nOOb
Renndor > ok
Renndor > we are done with that system right
Renndor > with disaterous results?
Coden > yeah
Coden > its all crap
Renndor > well with the Silicates we can make T2 Exotic Dancers
Coden > hehe
Coden > that could have its benefits =P
Renndor > the best lil Whorehouse in EVE
<Ophichius> BTaylor: actually, it's more like leaving China.
<Ophichius> Caldari are the Chinese-themed corporate megastate, Gallente are the French/American themed hedonistic 'democracy' (Currently a police state, complete with secret police)
<min_work> <.< You guys do realize Piro's explanation was close enough, right? =p
<BTaylor> It was also entirely a joke...
<Ophichius> Of course, but we have to be picky about the details.
<BTaylor> We wouldn't be geeks otherwise.
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