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Achuni > big ass red/neut gang in HLW
Izun > goons+pl
silvertree umholtz > lol tell them there are 2 carriers on the 7-11 station
GulletSplitter > Those guys dock so fast had they been the Skipper then Gilligan would have really had a 3 hour tour
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Golakka > Send me 200m and i will tell you the secret of scamming 200m out of noobs.
Par'Gellen > that awkward moment when you suddenly realize the last room in blood/angels WC is NOT angels...
Commander Godsmack > dude i wonder if they like offer free health care and prositutes with that 15.5% tax rate
roboto212 > ummmm the damsiel
Sarayu Wyvern > That'd be an amusing combination of benefits
Sarayu Wyvern > The prostitutes for entertainment, and the healthcare for the resulting STDs
Sarayu Wyvern > Brilliant
Commander Godsmack > its the height of a cicilized society
Commander Godsmack > *civilized
[@DJDaman] FUCK! The DVD rip of Star Trek Nemesis I got is in Spanish!
Bulletproof Cupid > hmm I might understand this new sov mechanics one day
gfldex > and so will CCP
Bulletproof Cupid > haha yeah maybe :D
SoldierOfFortune > DUDEEE WTF
Olicus > what?
SoldierOfFortune > we got cuncky peanut butter this time, instead of smoothl....... and seriusly the peanut butter just fucking annhilatoed the fuckin toast!
Olicus > lol
SoldierOfFortune > the toast is totaled
Olicus > LOL
Olicus > did it have insurance?
SoldierOfFortune > nope, i'm reclyling it now.... nom nom nom...
SoldierOfFortune > my next toast is gona be pimped =D, no more tottaled Toast for me!
<AtomicSpark> give me a good reason to get a raven
<Ulviirala> no
<Ulviirala> rather tell me where to find the link to upload a video at youtube... I can't find it >_<
<AtomicSpark> are you signed in?
<AtomicSpark> if so, there is a big freaking yellow button on the top right of the page that says upload
<Ulviirala> hey man, it's not that easy if you're totally drunk ;(
*Corvynus randomly sticks his finger in Marcus Vi's ear
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
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