<PrismX> .Bato
* Batolemaeus rabbles
<PrismX> .Chribba
<Chribba> five hundred million units of Veldspar!!
<PrismX> ...in my pocket, waiting for you. ;)
<Chribba> waiting to be eaten by the hounds of War!
<PrismX> Noes! Keep the hounds out of mah pockitz!
<Chribba> They're tired of eating Slaver Hounds, I even gave them Vitoc but that didn't help :(
<PrismX> Vitoc is for the Matari! It doesn't work on the more evolved lifeforms of NEW EDEN. Nubty!
* Batolemaeus rabbles
<PrismX> .Chribba
<Chribba> five hundred million units of Veldspar!!
<PrismX> ...in my pocket, waiting for you. ;)
<Chribba> waiting to be eaten by the hounds of War!
<PrismX> Noes! Keep the hounds out of mah pockitz!
<Chribba> They're tired of eating Slaver Hounds, I even gave them Vitoc but that didn't help :(
<PrismX> Vitoc is for the Matari! It doesn't work on the more evolved lifeforms of NEW EDEN. Nubty!
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Fast Eddie > Ford don't make toasters for a good reason...
Korinne > ^
Solstice Project > Ninentdo made playcards
Solstice Project > then after a hundred years or so, they switched to electronic entertainment
Solstice Project > should nintendo rather have sticked to playcards ?
Solstice Project > (just like microsoft, btw, who had their first loss ever just a few years ago)
Fast Eddie > Consoles <i>were</i> a logical extention to what they already did... unlike a Ford toaster...
Solstice Project > not to be too serious now, but a toaster in a car (the logical extension of ford building toasters and cars) would be probaly a huge hit for everybody who's in a traffic jam regularly ...
Korinne > ^
Solstice Project > Ninentdo made playcards
Solstice Project > then after a hundred years or so, they switched to electronic entertainment
Solstice Project > should nintendo rather have sticked to playcards ?
Solstice Project > (just like microsoft, btw, who had their first loss ever just a few years ago)
Fast Eddie > Consoles <i>were</i> a logical extention to what they already did... unlike a Ford toaster...
Solstice Project > not to be too serious now, but a toaster in a car (the logical extension of ford building toasters and cars) would be probaly a huge hit for everybody who's in a traffic jam regularly ...
Dawn Endoras > Loki vs Bhaal bumping match!
Renko Lavochkin > go loki, evade and bump back!
Dawn Endoras > Go Bhaal! Use water gun! Wait, what?
Renko Lavochkin > yeah, what? everyone knows bhaalgorns are plant-type
Dawn Endoras > it's hybrid
Renko Lavochkin > solar beam and leech-seed, see?
Renko Lavochkin > also, absorb
Dawn Endoras > leech seed sucks
Renko Lavochkin * thinks about these things
Dawn Endoras > Vine whip ftw
Renko Lavochkin > it does get a web bonus
Renko Lavochkin > I will henceforth call bhaalgorns venusaurs.
Renko Lavochkin > go loki, evade and bump back!
Dawn Endoras > Go Bhaal! Use water gun! Wait, what?
Renko Lavochkin > yeah, what? everyone knows bhaalgorns are plant-type
Dawn Endoras > it's hybrid
Renko Lavochkin > solar beam and leech-seed, see?
Renko Lavochkin > also, absorb
Dawn Endoras > leech seed sucks
Renko Lavochkin * thinks about these things
Dawn Endoras > Vine whip ftw
Renko Lavochkin > it does get a web bonus
Renko Lavochkin > I will henceforth call bhaalgorns venusaurs.
Aitrus > oh, btw. The fact that you can't use MWD's in deadspace complexes SUCKS
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.
Mr Crepsley > verone!
Verone > wat?
Mr Crepsley > im back!
Verone > :3
Cown > rofl
Mr Crepsley > :P
Cown > he doesn't seem pleased
Mr Crepsley > hes scared... thats what it is ;)
Verone > YEAH HOLD ON, JUST EXCUSE ME, GIVE ME 5 MINUTES WHILE I SHIT MYSELF.
Verone > HNNNNHHHH
Verone > HHNNNNGGGGG
Verone > HHHHGGGGGGGNNNEEEGGGGHHHHHHH
Verone > nope.
Verone > won't come out.
Verone > wat?
Mr Crepsley > im back!
Verone > :3
Cown > rofl
Mr Crepsley > :P
Cown > he doesn't seem pleased
Mr Crepsley > hes scared... thats what it is ;)
Verone > YEAH HOLD ON, JUST EXCUSE ME, GIVE ME 5 MINUTES WHILE I SHIT MYSELF.
Verone > HNNNNHHHH
Verone > HHNNNNGGGGG
Verone > HHHHGGGGGGGNNNEEEGGGGHHHHHHH
Verone > nope.
Verone > won't come out.
Skiorh > try my lucky charms, theyre tragically malicious
AgentSythe > Virtu, come kill the Sold gate camp please
AgentSythe > Ill love you long time
0Virtu0 > We're friends with them.
AgentSythe > Then youll have the element of surprise!
AgentSythe > Ill love you long time
0Virtu0 > We're friends with them.
AgentSythe > Then youll have the element of surprise!
Nerphez > dont touch rham, hes been repping pos mods all morning, he might have gone insane
Lagiur Gonory > hehe
Solveig Skogstad > rodents of unusual size, how fitting
Rhamnousia > all mods repped.
Rhamnousia > now
Rhamnousia > if you'd excuse me, i've got a kitten to kill.
Lagiur Gonory > hehe
Solveig Skogstad > rodents of unusual size, how fitting
Rhamnousia > all mods repped.
Rhamnousia > now
Rhamnousia > if you'd excuse me, i've got a kitten to kill.
Scootaloo CutieCrusade > At somepoint you find your purpose in life. MIne just happened to be spaceships