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Haarken > normally i like the smell of my farts, but these... these are different
Arvald >ok the room has stopped spinning so i thing the scotch monster has left me alone
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Deathwing > WELL
Deathwing > WELL
Deathwing > WELLLLLLLL
Deathwing > IM SORRY
Deathwing > R U SAYING
Deathwing > U CAMT TO ATTACK
Deathwing > AND HAVE FAILED?
Deathwing > IM SORRY IS UR GANG IS LACKLUSTER AND POVERISH IN SIZE
Deathwing > IT IS NOT OUR FAULT
Deathwing > UR LACKING
Deathwing > ITS OK
Deathwing > SIR
Deathwing > I SAID SIR
Deathwing > HOW BIG IS YOUR GANG SIR?
Deathwing > sERIOUSLY THE DESTITUTE SKILL POOL THAT MAKES UP YOUR CLEARLY DEFECTIVE AND DISFUNCTIONAL ALLIANCE IS ABOUT AS DEEP AS A URIN SAMPLE CUP
jamesw > im sitting in a station in a velator
jamesw > 2.5 years of eve and nothing has changed
Doomba Minge > Myndpyre Ryche
Myndpyre Ryche > yes?
Doomba Minge > what you doing in ASCN space?
Myndpyre Ryche > killing ASCN
Myndpyre Ryche > what are you doing here?
<Ordo> can anyone give me a quick overview on what happened today?
<Ab_Initio> 2 hours of loading, then killed a pod.
Shikaku > he joined a corp 4 days ago and i thought that was a bit fishy that he wanted to leave so soon
Kayne Darklight > he not...kinky..enough for ya?
Shikaku > so i asked about it
Kayne Darklight > just a bit
Shikaku > his corp has podded him 3 times allready
Kayne Darklight > he happen to mention why?
Shikaku > no
Shikaku > i didnt accept him in the corp
Kayne Darklight > good call
Shikaku > he must be a proper asshole if they hate him that badly
Shikaku > and theres only room for one in our corp and thats me
Kayne Darklight > if his corp have podded him 3 times already.........
Kayne Darklight > yes, two assholes could cause bowel trouble
dibblebill > My alts aren't on speaking terms atm
Karlemgne > Can anyone possibly explain to me how I killed a wolf
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Roush Winberd > We have 2.5 frigs at my house if it makes you feel better Shizah lol
Asmodea Lorion > I'm thinking of asking my mum to make a thanksgiving turkey this weekend.. hmmm :)
Shizah > :) -- We have a very big freezer too
Roush Winberd > Nope no big freezer here :(
Asmodea Lorion > This turkey... does it have large talons?
Shizah > A good turkey dinner is really yummy
Roush Winberd > I wish so I could hide all the dead bodys.........
Mr Dougle > 0.o
Shizah > Don't know Asmo -- havent unwraped it yet
Roush Winberd > The butcher didn't cut it?
Shizah > but I dont think so
Shizah > Im sure all the pieces parts that arent supposed to be there, aren't.
Roush Winberd > Is it true only the male turkys have the gobels because thats where their reproductive system starts?
Shizah > whats a gobel?
Superjetz > ^-- was thinking the same thing
Roush Winberd > The thing on the turkeys neck
Roush Winberd > Yeah know it lets it go gobel gobel
Shizah > those sacs - hmmmmm - I have no idea
Superjetz > curious how a reproductive system starts at the mouth?
Superjetz > hehe
Roush Winberd > throat not them mouth
Mr Dougle > lol
Roush Winberd > Well when ever I piss of my mother she says "I should have swallowed you!"
Superjetz > lmao
Shizah > lol
Mr Dougle > lool
Asmodea Lorion > eww fs
Roush Winberd > I don't know exactly what she means but that might answer your question
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