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NGTM1R > I'm always afraid those minnie gates will blow up or fall apart or something while I'm in mid-jump, and I'll end up scattered in little pieces between systems.
Jack Folstam > i'm always afraid the caldari gates will give me a seizure and the gallente gates will try to molest me and the amarr gates will try to torture me
Telsia Zadashi > Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit through a class 10 wormhole
Clawz0r > I dont get it
Telsia Zadashi > clawzor: wormholes are limited by the amount of mass that can go through them
Jake Samuel > class 10s can take friggen Moms
Captain Da > ...but not your mom
Captain Da > ...because she's so fat
Minar Soman > I'm close to you, Cent
Centurax > moving to a different location
Betty Elms > So
Betty Elms > frigate weapons on a cruiser, and armor tanking a caldari ship with 2 low slots?
Ameratasu > for ratting and missions yes
Lucretia Eldritch > EVE the movie... they'd have to get some UGLY ass actors
Roush Winberd > We have 2.5 frigs at my house if it makes you feel better Shizah lol
Asmodea Lorion > I'm thinking of asking my mum to make a thanksgiving turkey this weekend.. hmmm :)
Shizah > :) -- We have a very big freezer too
Roush Winberd > Nope no big freezer here :(
Asmodea Lorion > This turkey... does it have large talons?
Shizah > A good turkey dinner is really yummy
Roush Winberd > I wish so I could hide all the dead bodys.........
Mr Dougle > 0.o
Shizah > Don't know Asmo -- havent unwraped it yet
Roush Winberd > The butcher didn't cut it?
Shizah > but I dont think so
Shizah > Im sure all the pieces parts that arent supposed to be there, aren't.
Roush Winberd > Is it true only the male turkys have the gobels because thats where their reproductive system starts?
Shizah > whats a gobel?
Superjetz > ^-- was thinking the same thing
Roush Winberd > The thing on the turkeys neck
Roush Winberd > Yeah know it lets it go gobel gobel
Shizah > those sacs - hmmmmm - I have no idea
Superjetz > curious how a reproductive system starts at the mouth?
Superjetz > hehe
Roush Winberd > throat not them mouth
Mr Dougle > lol
Roush Winberd > Well when ever I piss of my mother she says "I should have swallowed you!"
Superjetz > lmao
Shizah > lol
Mr Dougle > lool
Asmodea Lorion > eww fs
Roush Winberd > I don't know exactly what she means but that might answer your question
Lupus Humpus > Anyone speak russian?
Sergiiy Kortos > sup?
Lupus Humpus > teofast has added you as contact with Terrible Standing - пидар, который мне снес Ретривер
Sergiiy Kortos > the bitch that killed my retreiver
Flores Negras > owned
Buhhdust Princess > unfortunately me and my gf definitely split up
Buhhdust Princess > so i have a bit more time on my hands.
Requiescat > BP
Requiescat > WE WILL BE YOUR GF
CPT NESSAJA > sry to hear that man
Requiescat > (except for the sexytimes)
Buhhdust Princess > thats the bit ima miss the most
Caellach Marellus > if someone sticks their arse out of a window in a POS and farts, the POS will move far enough for Void's shit tracking to miss
Valerie Valate > Starsi is now PF
John Relander > Link?
John Relander > And the most important question: Does is taste like revenge?
Valerie Valate > well, i'm basing that statement on the fact that a CCP character, Hilen Tukoss, has said they prefer Starsi to Quafe
Ulphus > I so seldom get revenge that I've forgotten what it tastes like
Axel Kurki > Ulphus obviously needs to drink more Starsi.
Ulphus > Drinking Starsi to try to see whether it tastes like revenge is a bit circular
Valerie Valate > most soft drinks say "best served chilled"
Valerie Valate > Revenge is also apparently best served cold
Axel Kurki > No, Ulphus needs to drink Starsi to remember what revenge tastes like.
Ulphus > I suspect then, that starsi tastes like bile
Saana Nupuunen > Isn't revenge supposed to be sweet?
Xi Nao > sweet and cold.
Xi Nao > revenge is ice cream!
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