Tomcatt > pirates have always been whining
SamuraiJack > not enough sex
Tomcatt > next they'll want you to take away tanking then sentry guns
Quenya Attani > Thought they were adding sentry guns? ^.^
Tomcatt > been discussed
Tomcatt > I'm talking about what the piss-rats whine about
Jimblob > nah, sentry guns will now spam you with warnings about violence and an evemail for an anger management counsellor.
SamuraiJack > not enough sex
Tomcatt > next they'll want you to take away tanking then sentry guns
Quenya Attani > Thought they were adding sentry guns? ^.^
Tomcatt > been discussed
Tomcatt > I'm talking about what the piss-rats whine about
Jimblob > nah, sentry guns will now spam you with warnings about violence and an evemail for an anger management counsellor.
Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
LordScorpio > managed to blow up a battlecruiser today
LordScorpio > the only issue is it was my own battlecruiser
LordScorpio > the only issue is it was my own battlecruiser
<@Tank-ceo> u know
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
<PenguinOfDoom> Sounds like a curse would be good for ffa's supertanky faggotry
<PenguinOfDoom> Just sit cloaked, then jump out and suck off whoever is tanking everybody else
<Levin> you can jump out and suck me off any time PenguinOfDoom
<Levin> <3
<PenguinOfDoom> :/
<PenguinOfDoom> Just sit cloaked, then jump out and suck off whoever is tanking everybody else
<Levin> you can jump out and suck me off any time PenguinOfDoom
<Levin> <3
<PenguinOfDoom> :/
‹Sokhar› animal planet is a crazy station
‹Sokhar› i miss it
* Caytlyn|work never saw it
‹Sokhar› meh
‹Sokhar› you're not missing much
‹Sokhar› elephant penises every other day really
‹Caytlyn|work› oh, ok - that song is stuck in my head
‹Sokhar› bwahaha
‹Sokhar› it's cos you secretly want me to sing it for you on ts
‹Caytlyn|work› lol
‹Caytlyn|work› however, the song that never ends was very effective at getting it out of my head
‹&gluon› it just goes on and on my friend.
‹Sokhar› dear god, please kill everyone, amen
‹Sokhar› i miss it
* Caytlyn|work never saw it
‹Sokhar› meh
‹Sokhar› you're not missing much
‹Sokhar› elephant penises every other day really
‹Caytlyn|work› oh, ok - that song is stuck in my head
‹Sokhar› bwahaha
‹Sokhar› it's cos you secretly want me to sing it for you on ts
‹Caytlyn|work› lol
‹Caytlyn|work› however, the song that never ends was very effective at getting it out of my head
‹&gluon› it just goes on and on my friend.
‹Sokhar› dear god, please kill everyone, amen
StalinGrad6 > dammit i hate humans. so damned unreasonable.
Markus Reese > I am NOT unreasonable!
StalinGrad6 > youre not human.
StalinGrad6 > youre a person.
StalinGrad6 > theres a difference
*Markus Reese going to ponder how to take that comment
Markus Reese > I am NOT unreasonable!
StalinGrad6 > youre not human.
StalinGrad6 > youre a person.
StalinGrad6 > theres a difference
*Markus Reese going to ponder how to take that comment
LUKE0THE0DUKE > Syndicate is getting nice for gangs since we showed up
LUKE0THE0DUKE > Maru Ka'ge is a curse
LUKE0THE0DUKE > Anywhere we go becomes a ghetto
LUKE0THE0DUKE > Maru Ka'ge is a curse
LUKE0THE0DUKE > Anywhere we go becomes a ghetto
Gareth Ultari > manlove, you do really shitty damage
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
EVE System > Channel changed to V-3YG7 Local Channel
MidnightWyvern > Huntr, if you're in the same alliance as that Sabre pilot who was in here, you should probably tell him I just DLed a shit-load of lesbian porn, so I can hang out here all night
muraini > ithink i joined loacl at the perfect time
MidnightWyvern > Huntr, if you're in the same alliance as that Sabre pilot who was in here, you should probably tell him I just DLed a shit-load of lesbian porn, so I can hang out here all night
muraini > ithink i joined loacl at the perfect time