Ishan Horicas > imagine if you opened your bedroom door and there was a blue whale's penis just about to burst...
Shadow XII > Why my bedroom? Did my mother get it for me?
Shadow XII > "Oh I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it."
Shadow XII > Why my bedroom? Did my mother get it for me?
Shadow XII > "Oh I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it."
Akita T > Notice: your Sarcasm II is already Sarcasm.
Par'Gellen > 02:04:12 Notify Coreli Guardian Agent has started trying to warp scramble "Wasp II (Wasp II)"
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Tom Dreyfus > bah, no wormholes in here either :(
Funkcikle > u in search of bungholes ?
Funkcikle > filthy things i wont have nothing to do with em
Funkcikle > taint natural
Tom Dreyfus > yes, i have a talent for finding awesome pvp with w-space retards
Tom Dreyfus > i stole an orca from some particularily bad one yesterday :P
Funkcikle > god intended man to fly his internet spaceship through stargate, in a honist and decent fashion, not be popping in and out of unatural bungholes, spreading disease
Funkcikle > u in search of bungholes ?
Funkcikle > filthy things i wont have nothing to do with em
Funkcikle > taint natural
Tom Dreyfus > yes, i have a talent for finding awesome pvp with w-space retards
Tom Dreyfus > i stole an orca from some particularily bad one yesterday :P
Funkcikle > god intended man to fly his internet spaceship through stargate, in a honist and decent fashion, not be popping in and out of unatural bungholes, spreading disease
<DigitalCommunist> DO I HAVE COMMUNIST WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
Jahya Massai > there are 85 hostiles in our system and you're in curse
Jahya Massai > oh wait, i'm in empire nvm
Jahya Massai > oh wait, i'm in empire nvm
Baran > Anyone have an opinion for rigs for a Missions Abaddon? Trimark Armor pumps, or Capacitor Control circuits?
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Debes Sparre > otoh, my wolf can blow up your kisses, so.. :p
Debes Sparre > kisses? kessie.
Debes Sparre > that was a wierd typo
Ilfar > o.O
Fractyl Gloxer > How romantic
Creepy Charlie > It's a little known fact that all Caldari ships are vulnerable to public displays of affection.
Madame Sylvanas > haha
Creepy Charlie > I like to give em a good ass pat to help with the destruction.
Ilfar > o.o
Madame Sylvanas > that's not affection that's sexual assault lol
Creepy Charlie > Unless you're in a uniform, then it's called a "Good Game"
Creepy Charlie > Good game *fondle*
Creepy Charlie > I think that's how it works..
Debes Sparre > kisses? kessie.
Debes Sparre > that was a wierd typo
Ilfar > o.O
Fractyl Gloxer > How romantic
Creepy Charlie > It's a little known fact that all Caldari ships are vulnerable to public displays of affection.
Madame Sylvanas > haha
Creepy Charlie > I like to give em a good ass pat to help with the destruction.
Ilfar > o.o
Madame Sylvanas > that's not affection that's sexual assault lol
Creepy Charlie > Unless you're in a uniform, then it's called a "Good Game"
Creepy Charlie > Good game *fondle*
Creepy Charlie > I think that's how it works..
Shamahr Hakeime > Greeks have been making wine for nearly 3000 years
Shamahr Hakeime > so they should be good at it
Syme > the French have been fighting continuously for over 1000 years, doesn't make them good at it :)
Shamahr Hakeime > yeah but they kept losing
Shamahr Hakeime > you can't lose a fight with wine
Shamahr Hakeime > just with the pavement after drinking it
Shamahr Hakeime > so they should be good at it
Syme > the French have been fighting continuously for over 1000 years, doesn't make them good at it :)
Shamahr Hakeime > yeah but they kept losing
Shamahr Hakeime > you can't lose a fight with wine
Shamahr Hakeime > just with the pavement after drinking it
Burning Chrome > syndicate must have been a late addition and they stuck it on the cleaners desktop machine
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate