Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
<wizzard66> okay im gonna fire my fighters, they are fecking the same as my daughters. They wont come out of the bed, and when they do: they are totally useless
Kyp13 > so....
Kyp13 > i'm going to be stuck at a house with a bunch of sophomore girls this friday...and some star wars movies...
Batmonkey > If you start complaining, I will personally hunt you down and murder you.
Kashkavien > my advice, forget the movies
Kyp13 > that's the whole reason everyone is coming though
Kyp13 > either i have a fan club...or they actually want to watch star wars
Batmonkey > They want to activate your light saber.
Kashkavien > feel the force etc
Kyp13 > i'm going to be stuck at a house with a bunch of sophomore girls this friday...and some star wars movies...
Batmonkey > If you start complaining, I will personally hunt you down and murder you.
Kashkavien > my advice, forget the movies
Kyp13 > that's the whole reason everyone is coming though
Kyp13 > either i have a fan club...or they actually want to watch star wars
Batmonkey > They want to activate your light saber.
Kashkavien > feel the force etc
Daniel Jackson > I SPEAK AMERICAN
Talon Kell > Which way did they go?
Pilk > --->
Hansihandyr > <----
Talon Kell > That's what I thought. 8)
Pilk > --->
Hansihandyr > <----
Talon Kell > That's what I thought. 8)
Dalahs De'Ressot > Hey Jita pilots! I've got 5.3 billion isk to give out. I'm having to quit due to joining the armed forces. I won't be back for awhile so I'm spreading the cheer. What you send me, you get x2 back! One time per pilot please.
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Dalahs De'Ressot > lol Eva, isk sent.
Asura Starfield > <url=contract:30000142//15010594>Sisters Scan Probe Launcher</url>41mil for the best probe launcher.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Wallet Screenshot (Last Update 16.25 Today): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0903/2009.03.08.16.25.51.jpg
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Gallentia Walmart > lol ffs people are actually sending me stuff
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Dalahs De'Ressot > lol Eva, isk sent.
Asura Starfield > <url=contract:30000142//15010594>Sisters Scan Probe Launcher</url>41mil for the best probe launcher.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Wallet Screenshot (Last Update 16.25 Today): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0903/2009.03.08.16.25.51.jpg
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Gallentia Walmart > lol ffs people are actually sending me stuff
Sirri > Greetings.
Greekil > everyone say hi to Siiri
Sirri > Hi Sirri!
AirWalker > wtf is a siiri?
Sirri > Wow, am I ever unpopular. =)
Sirri > Thanks for the invite, have a good one.
*sirri leaves channel
Viper ShizzIe > isn't that Tom Cruise's baby?
Greekil > air, i told you you scare everyone away like that :(
AirWalker > what?
Greekil > everyone say hi to Siiri
Sirri > Hi Sirri!
AirWalker > wtf is a siiri?
Sirri > Wow, am I ever unpopular. =)
Sirri > Thanks for the invite, have a good one.
*sirri leaves channel
Viper ShizzIe > isn't that Tom Cruise's baby?
Greekil > air, i told you you scare everyone away like that :(
AirWalker > what?
Damion Scott > Nice hot steaming shower sounded nice... Then I burnt my nuts >_<
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Samantha Achasse > 1 au = 149.000.000 km
Temptress Amarr > and 1000 of those km equal mm right
Temptress Amarr > or is it 1000mm equal one km
Spork Witch > tempt: 1000 km = 1000000mm
Spork Witch > tempt: metric is not complicated, move the decimal. 1m = 100cm = 1000mm
Spork Witch > 1km = 1000m
Spork Witch > http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png
Spork Witch > instructions on the metric system
Temptress Amarr > and 1000 of those km equal mm right
Temptress Amarr > or is it 1000mm equal one km
Spork Witch > tempt: 1000 km = 1000000mm
Spork Witch > tempt: metric is not complicated, move the decimal. 1m = 100cm = 1000mm
Spork Witch > 1km = 1000m
Spork Witch > http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png
Spork Witch > instructions on the metric system
Graelyn > wow, I've been afk for the last 10 min
Graelyn > and outside the station some guy I've never met is screaming my name and posting pics of fish in a dude's ass.
Graelyn > I have weird enemies.
Graelyn > and outside the station some guy I've never met is screaming my name and posting pics of fish in a dude's ass.
Graelyn > I have weird enemies.