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Agalantiri > Hell, have a look at Lot and his daughters
Agalantiri > Justification for a daughter to have sex with her father so he can have sons
Agalantiri > Genesis whatever number
Hiro Nagamura > Sure, but Lot had an excuse. He was surrounded by queers. I mean, if I was surrounded by sodomites, I know I'd start fucking relatives.
Hiro Nagamura > Wait...
Hiro Nagamura > What did I just say?
Agalantiri > That if you were in a gaybar you'd hook up with your sister
Ethereal 3600> how hard is it th wright a skript that cheacks the kill mail to see if concord was involved in your death and smiply cancle andy inshurance payout
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
V10lence > Oh nice! Ruins?
Kharneous > close... Minmatar Station
Ikvar > You know, I was dissapointed that Seleene wasn't a hot girl, however I'd still fuck him tbh
Mira deVorsha > what are drones weak against?
Jaggeh > depends on the drone
Mira deVorsha > well how do I tell? Check its underbelly for a wang?
Andrea Nexus > Min: if you had to choose a single favourite thing about this game?
Andrea Nexus > For me, incidentally, has to be that you are never safe, never truly safe, once you undock.
Minerva Vulcan > The opportunity to use my scathingly brilliant intellect and ability to point out the shortcomings of others to a wide variety of peoples from all over the world.
Minerva Vulcan > Why do you ask?
Andrea Nexus > Yeah that's a pretty sound reason.
<spiralJunkie> that was unwarranted filth tbh
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa spiralJunkie spiralJunkie
* spiralJunkie sets mode: +v Altai
<Altai> I'm glad I've finally found a community that rewards unwarranted filth
Cmdr Patrick > man i wish i hadn;t sold my ore bpo
Tas Devil > and uggs being called a nublar coming from you is a pleasure... lol
Silvitni > aye...uggs is the noobs of the noobs in e-r :P
Cartiff > oh well ladz, lets go mine some veld
Cmdr Patrick > i bags hualing!
Elephant > i am mining veld
Tas Devil > I see nonni is still full of a majority of wannabe pirates and 12 year old s enjoying their first erection...
Cartiff > and if your really lucky, I'll let ya mix it up abit with some saucy scordite!
* Cartiff drools out the side of his mouth

Merii Kha'sen > I want a MUD eve XD
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,&lt;" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
hratli_smirks: The North is extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their greed and pubbiehood will foam up about their waists and all the RAGES and Mostly Harmlesses will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "fo."
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