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shenryyr > i would gladly pay you tuesday for a microwarp today
Bric Angellus > well
Bric Angellus > not tonight but this week hopefully
Leshrac Shepherd > is bric aneu's niece or just him crossdressed?
Aneu Angellus > Me cross-dressed
Aneu Angellus > Panties are so nice
Aneu Angellus > The feel of silk on my bare bottom
Aneu Angellus > Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm
<RangerXT> order chinese food
<RangerXT> they are open 24 hours cause they are pagens
<KaneED> got no money
<RangerXT> order it to your neighbours
<RangerXT> and then jump the delivery boy
<KaneED> hmm
<KaneED> good thinking
<KaneED> although i'm wearing superman pyjamas
DigitalCommunist > Whoa maaaaaaaan, theres a station here!
Hillesumos > shall we do the refuelling and wash the screen?
Kurann > sec status ren
Ren Tales > Idling at gates ftl
Kurann > you wouldn't have to worry if you got it back up
Ren Tales > But the -7 gives me a +5 bonus to intimidate skill checks
Aisha Blaze > but it provokes attacks of opportunity every round
Ren Tales > but if if I take the feats "use safespot" and "mobiltity"
Ren Tales > it negates the penalty
Aisha Blaze > gates give +10 to gank rolls
Ren Tales > They also prevent your party from asisting in combat.
Tiirae > True, but if the other person has a rat hunter of level 6 or higher, they can cast the spell "instagank"
Ren Tales > Damn instagankage
Tiirae > indeed
Ren Tales > if they have the feat "OMG FU NOOB" they can use a speacial "confusingly mispelled smack talk" attack
Ren Tales > which causes a rescently incapacitated oponent to become enraged...
dragon > womn and there elaborate applications
Galo Entie > like tampons....
MrLeap > and just today I gave a newb money to buy a destroyer
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
Mercurius Tage > sorry man, wrong target
Mercurius Tage > all I heard was "combat warp" and locked and cocked
NGTM1R > NP. Only armor damage, can fix that.
Mercurius Tage > lmao I can't believe how retarded I am
Mercurius Tage > so I shot at you by mistake NG, then I warped to a station because it was the first warp target I came across
Mercurius Tage > BZZZZZZZZZZZZT wrong answer!
Mercurius Tage > I can't even start to say how stupid I feel at this point
NGTM1R > Station guns?
Cade Burey > Ouch. Did you lose much?
Mercurius Tage > well my ship was insured
Mercurius Tage > just lost maybe 500k of guns and ammo and stuff
NGTM1R > :/
Mercurius Tage > oh well, sorry again
Mercurius Tage > and to prove it I punished myself =p
Mercurius Tage > seirously someone in my corp will fix your armor and stuff
Mercurius Tage > and if you can't make that work send me the bill
NGTM1R > I've already fixed it. Had a repper fitted. :)
Mercurius Tage > I just wish I could fit my foot further into my mouth
Mercurius Tage > oh well, no harm no foul I hope =)
Mercurius Tage > omfg when will these stupid guns stop shooting me?
Mercurius Tage > lmao
NGTM1R > 15 minute wait.
NGTM1R > :/
Mercurius Tage > oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a long tiem
Mercurius Tage > *time*
Gvraget Anun > i broke my palm
Karismao > ouch, how ?
Baronath > too easy....must resist....
Naveah Fade > I just don't like to be "bonked" simply because you're bored.
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