cpt kenny > erm. wheres the store?
Rooker > the new button in the service thing on the right
cpt kenny > aaaah the big fucking button that you have to be a tit to miss. cheers :o)
Rooker > the new button in the service thing on the right
cpt kenny > aaaah the big fucking button that you have to be a tit to miss. cheers :o)
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Abavus Durden > hey diob
Diobanemon Gluk > hello
Diobanemon Gluk > recovering from a bad night and long walk home here
Abavus Durden > ??
Diobanemon Gluk > long walk home even
Diobanemon Gluk > it was that bad a night
Diobanemon Gluk > the mrs got pissed off that I had 1 extra beer so drove home, in retaliation I stayed out with my new Irish friend and possibly from the IRA :) Then when I went to get a cab there wasn't one so I walked home along the autopista
Diobanemon Gluk > I woke up with a massive blister and appeared to have dirtied the bed, on closer inspection it turned out it was the cadburys mini-eggs I took to bed for some reason, along with a packet of chili :D
Diobanemon Gluk > hello
Diobanemon Gluk > recovering from a bad night and long walk home here
Abavus Durden > ??
Diobanemon Gluk > long walk home even
Diobanemon Gluk > it was that bad a night
Diobanemon Gluk > the mrs got pissed off that I had 1 extra beer so drove home, in retaliation I stayed out with my new Irish friend and possibly from the IRA :) Then when I went to get a cab there wasn't one so I walked home along the autopista
Diobanemon Gluk > I woke up with a massive blister and appeared to have dirtied the bed, on closer inspection it turned out it was the cadburys mini-eggs I took to bed for some reason, along with a packet of chili :D
Qwerty Poiu > is there a glitch in the matrix? the last three times I've jumped I've found myself 100km away from the gate o_O
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot
Jor Myne > Tam, the onlything ur nutsack is good for is as a backdrop to horror movies ;p
<Ticondrius> Ahh..just got my first Caldari Cruiser
<Ticondrius> What's with all the blinkies?
* Ticondrius lurches into an epiliptic fit...
<Ticondrius> What's with all the blinkies?
* Ticondrius lurches into an epiliptic fit...
<[GRN]Galazar> i do apologise for using the c word
<stora> accepted
<[GRN]Galazar> but
<[GRN]Galazar> it was called for
<stora> no buts
<[GRN]Galazar> sort of
<stora> nope
<stora> and you know why
<stora> find another word
<[GRN]Galazar> fuck niblets?
<stora> accepted
<[GRN]Galazar> but
<[GRN]Galazar> it was called for
<stora> no buts
<[GRN]Galazar> sort of
<stora> nope
<stora> and you know why
<stora> find another word
<[GRN]Galazar> fuck niblets?
Kimimaro Yoga: Why did clone jumping cost you so much? Dying into other bodies?
Tristan Acoma: Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: because it requires designer genes
Tristan Acoma: Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: because it requires designer genes
GhostWolf007 > A Player came into the area warped scrambled/webbed and power sucked me from 108km.
ScreamingLord Sutch > Sounds like you got attacked by Jesus.
ScreamingLord Sutch > Sounds like you got attacked by Jesus.
Jimmy Jazz > not sure what the longest
weve kept someone here for is
Jimmy Jazz > getting in is easy enough its
getting out again :)
JLobes > lol
JLobes > its like a roach motel.
weve kept someone here for is
Jimmy Jazz > getting in is easy enough its
getting out again :)
JLobes > lol
JLobes > its like a roach motel.