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Sharken > do you loose nipple piercings if you jump clones?
Yakumo Smith > if we ever get into a grammer fight with BoB we'll be ready
Zstorm > yer well take of eve by using correct grammer :P
Yakumo Smith > "I say old chap, kindly remove your blob from our Stargate".............."Sorry guv'nor, we's be movin on"
Hedeon Mishenka > i liken shields to a girl's lingerie
Hedeon Mishenka > its nice, but its going to come off anyways so its sorta a waste of time
theRaptor > I love it when Gauis calls me a degenerate
Atandros > You like dirty talk, huh?
heRaptor > You just know he has rubber pants on under that robe
Azure Skyclad > Sock suspenders and white socks is my bet
<wooley> get back to work bitch
<Arion> Who said I work
<wooley> you do on Sundays Arion
<wooley> i saw you on the corner of the road
<Arion> Thats my sis
<Arion> get it right damnit
Lardarz B'stard > OMG THEY HAVENT REMODELLED ASTEROIDS
<Griffin> anybody know if magnets erase CDs?
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Kesper North [tally]: i was in my senior year of college
Kesper North [tally]: and i was at the goth/fetish night at a local bar
Kesper North [tally]: and i walk in, and i see my (sexy petite blonde) advisor in a floor-length PVC dress with her girlfriend
Kesper North [tally]: and i'm like
Kesper North [tally]: OH HI DOCTOR GUESS
Agrajag119: :go on:
Kesper North [tally]: well not much happened after that except she never came back and i got straight A's.
A Archer > ؤغفحكڢڠڟڜڡڶڱڶێۊڻڤڔڣڲۆۋېڝڰ!!!!!11111
lofty29 > uh?
lofty29 > converted to jihad lately?
A Archer > yarr
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