Nhoj Sllew > anybody know why i can't repackage my ship?
Societies Punishment > cause you are in it
Nhoj Sllew > fuck
Nhoj Sllew > thanks
Nhoj Sllew > i am an idiot
Societies Punishment > cause you are in it
Nhoj Sllew > fuck
Nhoj Sllew > thanks
Nhoj Sllew > i am an idiot
EVE System > Channel changed to Oimmo Local Channel
Bartul Zuhovski > o/ cain
Oxydon > PIRATE RED ONE IN ASTROID BELT ONE
Bang Gunk > oh noes!
Oxydon > kill him :p
Fivrelde > scramble the jets!
Renei > saddle the camels!
Jon Engel > fix bayonets!
Bang Gunk > release the hounds!
Cain Maar > call my mommy!
Bang Gunk > cancel the three ring circus!
KIB0RG > kill him
Jon Engel > How is she doing, BTW?
Jon Engel > -_0
Oxydon > he left
Oxydon > buh
Oxydon > scared
Bartul Zuhovski > o/ cain
Oxydon > PIRATE RED ONE IN ASTROID BELT ONE
Bang Gunk > oh noes!
Oxydon > kill him :p
Fivrelde > scramble the jets!
Renei > saddle the camels!
Jon Engel > fix bayonets!
Bang Gunk > release the hounds!
Cain Maar > call my mommy!
Bang Gunk > cancel the three ring circus!
KIB0RG > kill him
Jon Engel > How is she doing, BTW?
Jon Engel > -_0
Oxydon > he left
Oxydon > buh
Oxydon > scared
Promon Delnai > theres a Raptor on the LGUZ gate
Promon Delnai > so careful yall
Promon Delnai > oh and maybe i shouldve asked if 7-12 is camped
Promon Delnai > before i warped to it
Promon Delnai > oh boy
Promon Delnai > this wont end well
Promon Delnai > so careful yall
Promon Delnai > oh and maybe i shouldve asked if 7-12 is camped
Promon Delnai > before i warped to it
Promon Delnai > oh boy
Promon Delnai > this wont end well
<HellGremlin> Okay, ask yourself this
<HellGremlin> If I had a cocaine dildo
<HellGremlin> What makes you think I'd share
<HellGremlin> :|
<HellGremlin> If I had a cocaine dildo
<HellGremlin> What makes you think I'd share
<HellGremlin> :|
SuperMarine > cry me a fucken river
Squirrel > if i do will u drown in it?
Squirrel > if i do will u drown in it?
Edith Cavell> sometimes when I'm watching epic fleet battles, I can't help but get that familiar "tugging on my heartstrings" feeling. Except the tugging is more of a massaging, and the heartstrings are more like testicles.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<OmberZombie> enn, i think you should hire me to create content for eve - think of massive swarms of sentient asteroid armadas wreaking havoc through empire space, murderizing and pulverizing those hateful miners
<enn> youre hired
<enn> youre hired
northwesten > oo Battle in Doril
valerydarcy > cc?
northwesten > not sure
northwesten > someone said there going to be one
Tamora > when pete says battle - what he means is someone smacking in local cos they got their ore stolen
valerydarcy > cc?
northwesten > not sure
northwesten > someone said there going to be one
Tamora > when pete says battle - what he means is someone smacking in local cos they got their ore stolen
Ffaide > what are you in Atan?
Atandros > Pink heels, a pair of crotchless panties and a sexy sheer negligee
Atandros > Oh sorry, you meant the ship. Harpy
Atandros > Pink heels, a pair of crotchless panties and a sexy sheer negligee
Atandros > Oh sorry, you meant the ship. Harpy