Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Dismas Ofstedal > Who is the stupidest player in EVE? Send me 20K ISK with your vote in the Reason field and you could win the pot. You may vote for yourself. Enter often and good luck.
Dr Cunter > i need to warp disrupt baby hunger aggro
Dr Cunter > cant pod baby, ......CEO would be upset
Dr Cunter > cant pod baby, ......CEO would be upset
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Nordstern3 > and why does ketch schedule ops during national holidays?
Ketch Kan > this is eve we dont do holidays
Ketch Kan > this is eve we dont do holidays
TomB > testing fleet combat vs. pos
TomB > 2004.11.12 23:59:55 combat Your POS TEST Mega Pulse Laser places an excellent hit on Gallente Control Tower [SEVC], inflicting 7423.4 damage.
TomB > 2004.11.12 23:59:55 combat Your POS TEST Mega Pulse Laser places an excellent hit on Gallente Control Tower [SEVC], inflicting 7423.4 damage.
<MadCat> its like CS but with physics !! OMG LETS GO HAVE SEX WITH SOME SHEEP !!
sugarXsugar > aparently, while veldspar won't attack you when you try to mine it, a battleship will...
Rmage Gemmell > big bs gang in oinasiken
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
<Ulviirala> Entity, on a scale from 1 to 10, how anal are you feeling today?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?