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Eriks Black > the ares is crap, the lachesis, eris, and oneiros have the worst paint job imaginable
Kye Kenshin > onerios looks like its used by a pimp to carry whores around in
DeeeBo > o/
Tisme Umid > o/
jih chop > Peoples!
jih chop > Peoples am heres!
jih chop > YAY!
jih chop > also. o/
DeeeBo > hello
jih chop > hi!
jih chop > ok guys
jih chop > I have a serious problem that I need your help/advice with
Tisme Umid > i`m listernibg
Tisme Umid > listerning*
jih chop > I have 2 bisuits left, but only enough gravy for one
jih chop > *biscuits
jih chop > and by biscuit I mean of course, BISCUIT! not a friggin cookie!
Tisme Umid > " The American Language" = Like English only wrong
DeeeBo > nope, we just made it better =)
jih chop > the English language, archaic and obsolete, the american language, evolved to perfection
jih chop > an example:
jih chop > the guy who cuts you off in traffic: asshole
Tisme Umid > Unfortuanatly the word is spelt ARSE
Tisme Umid > always was always will
Tisme Umid > :P
jih chop > the politician who just raised your taxes so his brother's-in-law construction company can build you county/territory/area a new bridge it doesn't need: asshole
jih chop > the present, former, and future president: asshole
jih chop > etc etc etc
jih chop > but not you folks
Tisme Umid > lol
jih chop > you have tosser
jih chop > wanker
jih chop > git
jih chop > limey
jih chop > chav
Tisme Umid > yank
jih chop > ROFL ROFL ROFL
DeeeBo > so what's a yankee?
jih chop > well done
provider12 > holy fucking hell
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
Ryomanni > it is time to demonstrate the full force of this battle...freighter
Ting Goll > There was a great disturbance. As if a million souls all burst out laughing at the same time.
Arooga > Hello and let me just say : Welcome
GSilver > to
Jirid > EVE
Killoran > Help-Channel
Xullrae > Pilots!!!
Arooga > ;)
RehcamretsneF > OMG SYNC'D
Zehuti > O.o
AvatarADV > O_O
Komar Oarmine > Threre's a submarine in this room
RehcamretsneF > they must have planned that for like, at least 3 weeks
Jaxxon Voers > its a wave, o/
AvatarADV > ISD raid! Ruuuun
Arooga > more like last 3 minutes
Ravyxx > exactly why are we taking that cursed system ec?
FireFoxx80 > I believe if we take it, and the alliance doesn't implode within 3 months, we win eve
Bsport > sorry i'm the captain i've got to fly my raven class battleship in a daring attack on the pirates stronghold, and my 6000 crew have trusted there lifes to me, so in answer to your question, no i cant do the bloody washing up
kevin18290 > can u send items and ships to other people throw mail?
Uuca Liptus > How would you send a ship through the mail? The postage required would be outrageous!
Lusulphear > presenting futurestamps...
Buckshott > the mind boggles at the sheer number of stamps
Uuca Liptus > /emote imagines an Obelisk plastered stem to stern in postage.
Lusulphear > rightclck item, create contract
Buckshott > quiet, i'm still boggling
Lusulphear > But thanks for that insane image
AugustMikal > You've never seen a Thorax until you've seen it wrapped in brown paper.
AugustMikal > And tied with twine
Gallactica > short or long mate?
BacardiDesire > short
Raven Stormwing > I hope you're talking gun ranges
Gallactica > ahem....
Taya Dentano > how about you give me a millino helo?
Taya Dentano > million even
Taya Dentano > annn i'll show you a duck dick
Helo Trivilent > lol
Helo Trivilent > everyone give me a million
Helo Trivilent > please
Helo Trivilent > lol
Taya Dentano > /emote bonks Helo on the head with the dildo "hush"
Pyor Eville > lol
Pyor Eville > -smh
Taya Dentano > Pyor your next
Taya Dentano > rory wheres that wax?
Roryleigh > *jumps on helo and gags him*
Pyor Eville > wax?
Roryleigh > got it
Taya Dentano > /emote laughs evily
Roryleigh > mmmmuuuuaaaaahhhhhh
Pyor Eville > dont threaten me with a good time
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