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Jirid > Niles - It's blank right now. It's supposed to be a little story about the deadspace complex.
Alluriel > but I want my deadspace story before bed time T.T
Jirid > Alluriel - Once upon a time there was a deadspace complex. Billy camped it over and over with his corp. Billy was selfish and was blown up by pirates. All the little boys and girls of Kisogo State War Academy lived happily ever after.
Marmite Starfish > so skrit whats this i hear that u had someone steal your happy meal? :/
Weeman > yeah some shit tried it macdonals when i was pissed so i had to deck this 14 year old kid
Eddy > I cant seem to kill anything in this rifter..
Pencheven > Pfft, real men pvp in shuttles!
Erin Fumita > how's life?
Morar Santee > It's proven to be pretty resilient over the last couple of million years..
Morar Santee > So my guess would be "peachy", or somethign to that effect.
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
Renndor > play Fens BS sanf Sugars MAnticore )
Renndor > err hehehe LOL RENS
sugarXsugar > lol
sugarXsugar > Renn may be DUI
Renndor > jesus cant spell
Renndor > SANK !!!
sugarXsugar > jesus CAN spell
sugarXsugar > YOU can't
Kroek > roam fleet?
Randall Alba > mining
Kayna Eelai > we found an asteroid field that yields exotic dancers
Newbear > I wish they would link all weapons to 1 button instead of introducing heat
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Elah Elahson > You have to question someone's PvP setup....if after killing someone in PvP you hear....you mind if I salvage that?
KnightStar > CCP installed a patch, again. they destroy everything
Keltwarrior > lol
rocka > what the hell was that
CRUSH3R > drunk GMs? :))
l3VGV > i dont get it. casefire?
rocka > you can´t shoot anyone
wierchas noobhunter > dude servers was on fire
l3VGV > look like flashzed shoot GM`s friend ratlsnake in belt )
l3VGV > O_O
l3VGV > sure?
wierchas noobhunter > yeah
wierchas noobhunter > its was big panic tbh
wierchas noobhunter > full forums
wierchas noobhunter > omgomgwaht we gona do etc
l3VGV > O.o
wierchas noobhunter > looks like tomb loost his right leg tho
Basilii > lol
wierchas noobhunter > he is now in hospital
Basilii > ahah
rocka > anyone got 150 mm projectiles tech 2 in fat that they can sell me?
wierchas noobhunter > ccp thinks that it was terorist atack tbh
Paspartu > V3-Y Acsedant gang.. 2-220 ships.. 13 Battleships
Paspartu > 20-22 ships
Kazim > wierchas wtf are you on about?
wierchas noobhunter > joke dude :)
Breki > that needs to be omgrawr'd :D
Breki > pure quality
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