Korinne > i was gonna say phantom grabbing but that put a bad star wars themed visual in my head
Otara Jadeonar > >.<
Ariaore > 'I find your lack of clothing..arousing.' -Vader breathing-
Otara Jadeonar > The Phantom Grabbing Menace
Korinne > well ari one upped it
Ariaore > Groper WArs, Groper strikes back, and Return of the Groper?
Otara Jadeonar > lol
Otara Jadeonar > A legion of Grope Troopers.
Korinne > grope drones sounds kinkier
Ariaore > It does...
Otara Jadeonar > <i>I am C-3PO, human groping relations.</i>
Korinne > tbh, you couldve said human cyborg relations and it'd have been just as kinky
Korinne > if not more so
Otara Jadeonar > >.<
Ariaore > 'I find your lack of clothing..arousing.' -Vader breathing-
Otara Jadeonar > The Phantom Grabbing Menace
Korinne > well ari one upped it
Ariaore > Groper WArs, Groper strikes back, and Return of the Groper?
Otara Jadeonar > lol
Otara Jadeonar > A legion of Grope Troopers.
Korinne > grope drones sounds kinkier
Ariaore > It does...
Otara Jadeonar > <i>I am C-3PO, human groping relations.</i>
Korinne > tbh, you couldve said human cyborg relations and it'd have been just as kinky
Korinne > if not more so
Packtu'sa > If I dated a girl in EVE, one of us would kick the others' ass ssooooo bad
Packtu'sa > Like, she'd go gank my mothership or something
Packtu'sa > I'd scam her off 20bn in officer mods
Packtu'sa > Etc.
Packtu'sa > We'd join warring alliances and primary each others' faction BS
Gweee > haha
Packtu'sa > And in all likelihood she'd be newer than I am
Packtu'sa > It'd be like me fighting Gweee
Packtu'sa > Just wouldn't be fair.
Gweee > ....
Gweee > grrr
Packtu'sa > Like, she'd go gank my mothership or something
Packtu'sa > I'd scam her off 20bn in officer mods
Packtu'sa > Etc.
Packtu'sa > We'd join warring alliances and primary each others' faction BS
Gweee > haha
Packtu'sa > And in all likelihood she'd be newer than I am
Packtu'sa > It'd be like me fighting Gweee
Packtu'sa > Just wouldn't be fair.
Gweee > ....
Gweee > grrr
haav0c > i have to go unclog air ventilator #3
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
<Hellcore> I got /heal 0'd on sisi the other day for bumping jiekon's nanonyx :/
<Hellcore> then he smacked me in local :D
<Hellcore> then he smacked me in local :D
Milton Smythe > I finally got to do some missions
Milton Smythe > I have been slaving away in Malk for a few days now
Liem > Slaving is what Minmatars do best, right?
Liem > thats what PIE told me
Milton Smythe > Eh
Milton Smythe > I guess I chose an .. unfortunate word
Milton Smythe > Wicked Caldari.. Binding me with stupid notions of duty
Milton Smythe > I have been slaving away in Malk for a few days now
Liem > Slaving is what Minmatars do best, right?
Liem > thats what PIE told me
Milton Smythe > Eh
Milton Smythe > I guess I chose an .. unfortunate word
Milton Smythe > Wicked Caldari.. Binding me with stupid notions of duty
Mizhara Del'thul > Cats aren't bad though. My former dog woke me up once. That was enough to condition me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Yamamoto Genryusai > shield fleet looking for a Loki, anyone got one ? :P
smokiehopper > no but ive a raven that has issues and can pretend to be a loki
smokiehopper > no but ive a raven that has issues and can pretend to be a loki
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > is this a stand-off at high noon?
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > nice, theres an artistically placed frozen corpse out here
Jessai > We try our best to decorate nicely. :)
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > nice, theres an artistically placed frozen corpse out here
Jessai > We try our best to decorate nicely. :)
X3S > My corp has a new policy NBFU
X3S > Hopefully I dont have to tell you what that means.
Fifinella > Not Been Fucked since University?
X3S > Hopefully I dont have to tell you what that means.
Fifinella > Not Been Fucked since University?