AntonicusTheMad > wow...do you realize you can have 2 eves running simultaniously?
Jacob Etienne > wow, do you realise some people run up to 4?
AntonicusTheMad > what?
AntonicusTheMad > i didn't know that
Jacob Etienne > talk to a person called Kayosoni
AntonicusTheMad > im going to go get a spare crt and run duals!!
Jacob Etienne > hes an expert on it
Jacob Etienne > and if you want to know anything about catgirls he can help with that too
UPA Terf > hehe
Promon Delnai > kayo has a phd in catgirls
Jacob Etienne > wow, do you realise some people run up to 4?
AntonicusTheMad > what?
AntonicusTheMad > i didn't know that
Jacob Etienne > talk to a person called Kayosoni
AntonicusTheMad > im going to go get a spare crt and run duals!!
Jacob Etienne > hes an expert on it
Jacob Etienne > and if you want to know anything about catgirls he can help with that too
UPA Terf > hehe
Promon Delnai > kayo has a phd in catgirls
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Mr Evilbadnasty > oh man
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
<Levin> do you have a racing wheel for the pc?
<Sadist> <-- has a racing wheel
<Levin> :|
<Levin> you fail life
<Levin> you could like
<Levin> buy a real car
<Sadist> Levin
<Sadist> like
<Sadist> I already have a real car
<Sadist> :
<Levin> :/
<Levin> does it run on the tears of emo children that you torture in the trunk?
<Sadist> sometimes
<Levin> awesome
<Sadist> only when Pall and Vex are around
<Sadist> ;
<Levin> I GET 700MILES TO THE PALLANTRE
<Levin> IN MY GRIEFMOBILE
<Sadist> <-- has a racing wheel
<Levin> :|
<Levin> you fail life
<Levin> you could like
<Levin> buy a real car
<Sadist> Levin
<Sadist> like
<Sadist> I already have a real car
<Sadist> :
<Levin> :/
<Levin> does it run on the tears of emo children that you torture in the trunk?
<Sadist> sometimes
<Levin> awesome
<Sadist> only when Pall and Vex are around
<Sadist> ;
<Levin> I GET 700MILES TO THE PALLANTRE
<Levin> IN MY GRIEFMOBILE
Virdari Essex > if you adjust ur camera just right the bubbles on this station look like the chick with 3 boobs from total recall
Lake [prax]: What's the right term for a phobia of energy neutralizers?
Yosarian [KAZO]: flying gallente
Yosarian [KAZO]: flying gallente
GM Zhainius > QA and BH crushed huge amounts of bugs for this patch :)
Dark Shikari > Zhain, they had to
Dark Shikari > how else could they fit so many in one patch?
Dark Shikari > you have to crush them all really small
Dark Shikari > like filling a small garbage can in the office
GM Zhainius > lol
Dark Shikari > Zhain, they had to
Dark Shikari > how else could they fit so many in one patch?
Dark Shikari > you have to crush them all really small
Dark Shikari > like filling a small garbage can in the office
GM Zhainius > lol
LeGlt > Any chance anyone is entering the Warcraft European PvP Arena Tournament?
Verone > I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.
Verone > I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.
Uran: Scythus, you have just opened Pandora's box.
Scythus Aratan: oh shit
Scythus Aratan: it took ages to close that
Scythus Aratan: oh shit
Scythus Aratan: it took ages to close that
<Callistus> so what would you fit in the lows of an avatar?
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock