<CanSpice> I had the oddest eve-related dream last night
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
Trepkos > WTS Faction cruiser harvester - comes with free porn!!
BillyBob Brown > Can I see a show info for that?
* Billybob Brown explains to his gf leaning over his shoulder that he's not trading for free porn
Deep Spacer > >.>
Biscuit > ok billybob's gf - DONT BELIEVE HIM!!!
Biscuit > :P
Deep Spacer > but you are
Trepkos > free pron
F0RTISE > ^yes he is buying pron...not free though
Trepkos > buy now
* Billybob Brown rubs the slap mark on the back of his head
Trepkos > is this the gf you said has the big mouth billy?
kool kyle > lol
F0RTISE > u sure it was ur girlfriend and not ur neighbour?
Gats > so where should we send the collections to billy ?
Billybob Brown > O.o
* Billybob Brown hunts for the close channel option before the cane comes out...
Trepkos > lol
Deep Spacer > mmh kinky
BillyBob Brown > Can I see a show info for that?
* Billybob Brown explains to his gf leaning over his shoulder that he's not trading for free porn
Deep Spacer > >.>
Biscuit > ok billybob's gf - DONT BELIEVE HIM!!!
Biscuit > :P
Deep Spacer > but you are
Trepkos > free pron
F0RTISE > ^yes he is buying pron...not free though
Trepkos > buy now
* Billybob Brown rubs the slap mark on the back of his head
Trepkos > is this the gf you said has the big mouth billy?
kool kyle > lol
F0RTISE > u sure it was ur girlfriend and not ur neighbour?
Gats > so where should we send the collections to billy ?
Billybob Brown > O.o
* Billybob Brown hunts for the close channel option before the cane comes out...
Trepkos > lol
Deep Spacer > mmh kinky
Ilfar > Ohhh, it's the Eve music! I thought I had left a porn clip running on loop in the background or something...
AC Tesla > this is wierd i keep trying to go through that ec gate an every time I wind up back in station
AC Tesla > it happened again, you guys think I should file a bug petition ?
Raavi Mann > It's not a bug, AC... it's a feature
Raavi Mann > /emote dies laughing
LordPremier Rudedude > poor ac
Raavi Mann > He probably doesn't know what that is
LordPremier Rudedude > maybe
AC Tesla > is that something like xp ?
AC Tesla > how do I level ?
Randyo > go through ec gate
AC Tesla > so if I do it just right I level up ?
crackbunny > that is the first part
Dewa Perang > get treasures on the other side
crackbunny > when you get through the gate, take a sharp left and you should see the next level
Shenzhou Emeraude > I just saw him go through EC
AC Tesla > No i didnt level up :(
crackbunny > repeat from 0, takes about 10 tries to get it right
Azubah November > you need to go in more expencive ship if wanna lvl up faster
crackbunny > I personally did it atleat 12
Randyo > heh took me 15 but I got it
LordPremier Rudedude > also you can sneak up on miners and bow them up
LordPremier Rudedude > they dot like that
AC Tesla > if you say so sir
crackbunny > look at me now, I'm like lvl 5 or something
Azubah November > try put some expenciv items in cargo and you get more honor points
AC Tesla > ok here we go
Azubah November > thats best way unless you got some epic gear
LordPremier Rudedude > make it back tesla?
AC Tesla > yea, same thing that keeps happening
Raavi Mann > Where did AC go?
Raavi Mann > Did he level up and move on?
SocomTedd > he decided to go alliance
LordPremier Rudedude > that was beyond funny
LordPremier Rudedude > tesla you back
AC Tesla > yea....
SocomTedd > Tesla We <3 YOu!
AC Tesla > i guess
SocomTedd > Like i'd love a brother though
SocomTedd > cause man love is bad mmmkaay
Raavi Mann > Tesla, remember - it takes a lot of patience through first few levels
SocomTedd > yeah, he will cast polymorph on you and turn you into a sheep for 10 seconds
AC Tesla > cool
Raavi Mann > But after that it's much faster and easier
LordPremier Rudedude > pick that up
AC Tesla > sure, thanks
Raavi Mann > Lord... you're not giving him THAT, are you?
LordPremier Rudedude > now wait
LordPremier Rudedude > fly there now
LordPremier Rudedude > in that pod
AC Tesla > hmm now I lost my ship
LordPremier Rudedude > thats why
LordPremier Rudedude > you cant use the ship
Raavi Mann > This is normal
LordPremier Rudedude > use the pod
AC Tesla > ok, my mum yelling at me to get into bed,,,,, :;(
SocomTedd > does she play wow too?
AC Tesla > nah, just tetris
SocomTedd > Hardcore
AC Tesla > I better get off before she confiscates the modem again
Shenzhou Emeraude > I like Mum's.. ;)
LordPremier Rudedude > i liked his mom
LordPremier Rudedude > she was good
LordPremier Rudedude > ahh hes gone
Raavi Mann > Oh geez
Raavi Mann > That just totally made my day
SocomTedd > yeah otherwise his mother confiscates the modem
LordPremier Rudedude > i got a free ibis kill tho
LordPremier Rudedude > it was funny
Raavi Mann > I sure hope I wasn't that much of a tard when I was a noob
Raavi Mann > Guys from my friendly corp are asking for your autograph, Lord XD
LordPremier Rudedude > heya tesla
LordPremier Rudedude > thought your mom was gonna confiscate the modem
SocomTedd > AC YOUR BACK!
AC Tesla > ssh, dont tell my mom, I just try going thru that gate again, maybe a reboot helped
LordPremier Rudedude > i dont think anyone can be this stupid
LordPremier Rudedude > he must be a trial account having fun
SocomTedd > never underestimate WoW players
Rejdaer > hehe,i doo actualy.. Lots of MH in local so :P
AC Tesla > oh damn, think my mom heard that
SocomTedd > Nooes!
SocomTedd > she will take your internetzz!!
SocomTedd > then no more wow!
SocomTedd > I got it!
SocomTedd > you dont play wow
SocomTedd > you play....
SocomTedd > RUNESCAPE!!
TorTorden > nah, hello kittie online
Raavi Mann > OK, was this guy serious or making fun of us XD
Rougeel > haha i think im gonna blow up
Rougeel > how do i get out
Pwnz You > u fall out when u explode
Rougeel > omg
Rougeel > ok
Pwnz You > if u want to save ur ship on the other hand....
Rougeel > haha nice
Rougeel > will i fall out of this capsel
Pwnz You > into space... where ur guy kinda .....dies
Rougeel > i die?
Pwnz You > if ur cap blows up
Rougeel > oh well been killed 3 time
Pwnz You > should avoid that
Rougeel > trying to go in this 00
Pwnz You > why dont u warp away?
Rougeel > i was inside something
Rougeel > screw this game
AC Tesla > it happened again, you guys think I should file a bug petition ?
Raavi Mann > It's not a bug, AC... it's a feature
Raavi Mann > /emote dies laughing
LordPremier Rudedude > poor ac
Raavi Mann > He probably doesn't know what that is
LordPremier Rudedude > maybe
AC Tesla > is that something like xp ?
AC Tesla > how do I level ?
Randyo > go through ec gate
AC Tesla > so if I do it just right I level up ?
crackbunny > that is the first part
Dewa Perang > get treasures on the other side
crackbunny > when you get through the gate, take a sharp left and you should see the next level
Shenzhou Emeraude > I just saw him go through EC
AC Tesla > No i didnt level up :(
crackbunny > repeat from 0, takes about 10 tries to get it right
Azubah November > you need to go in more expencive ship if wanna lvl up faster
crackbunny > I personally did it atleat 12
Randyo > heh took me 15 but I got it
LordPremier Rudedude > also you can sneak up on miners and bow them up
LordPremier Rudedude > they dot like that
AC Tesla > if you say so sir
crackbunny > look at me now, I'm like lvl 5 or something
Azubah November > try put some expenciv items in cargo and you get more honor points
AC Tesla > ok here we go
Azubah November > thats best way unless you got some epic gear
LordPremier Rudedude > make it back tesla?
AC Tesla > yea, same thing that keeps happening
Raavi Mann > Where did AC go?
Raavi Mann > Did he level up and move on?
SocomTedd > he decided to go alliance
LordPremier Rudedude > that was beyond funny
LordPremier Rudedude > tesla you back
AC Tesla > yea....
SocomTedd > Tesla We <3 YOu!
AC Tesla > i guess
SocomTedd > Like i'd love a brother though
SocomTedd > cause man love is bad mmmkaay
Raavi Mann > Tesla, remember - it takes a lot of patience through first few levels
SocomTedd > yeah, he will cast polymorph on you and turn you into a sheep for 10 seconds
AC Tesla > cool
Raavi Mann > But after that it's much faster and easier
LordPremier Rudedude > pick that up
AC Tesla > sure, thanks
Raavi Mann > Lord... you're not giving him THAT, are you?
LordPremier Rudedude > now wait
LordPremier Rudedude > fly there now
LordPremier Rudedude > in that pod
AC Tesla > hmm now I lost my ship
LordPremier Rudedude > thats why
LordPremier Rudedude > you cant use the ship
Raavi Mann > This is normal
LordPremier Rudedude > use the pod
AC Tesla > ok, my mum yelling at me to get into bed,,,,, :;(
SocomTedd > does she play wow too?
AC Tesla > nah, just tetris
SocomTedd > Hardcore
AC Tesla > I better get off before she confiscates the modem again
Shenzhou Emeraude > I like Mum's.. ;)
LordPremier Rudedude > i liked his mom
LordPremier Rudedude > she was good
LordPremier Rudedude > ahh hes gone
Raavi Mann > Oh geez
Raavi Mann > That just totally made my day
SocomTedd > yeah otherwise his mother confiscates the modem
LordPremier Rudedude > i got a free ibis kill tho
LordPremier Rudedude > it was funny
Raavi Mann > I sure hope I wasn't that much of a tard when I was a noob
Raavi Mann > Guys from my friendly corp are asking for your autograph, Lord XD
LordPremier Rudedude > heya tesla
LordPremier Rudedude > thought your mom was gonna confiscate the modem
SocomTedd > AC YOUR BACK!
AC Tesla > ssh, dont tell my mom, I just try going thru that gate again, maybe a reboot helped
LordPremier Rudedude > i dont think anyone can be this stupid
LordPremier Rudedude > he must be a trial account having fun
SocomTedd > never underestimate WoW players
Rejdaer > hehe,i doo actualy.. Lots of MH in local so :P
AC Tesla > oh damn, think my mom heard that
SocomTedd > Nooes!
SocomTedd > she will take your internetzz!!
SocomTedd > then no more wow!
SocomTedd > I got it!
SocomTedd > you dont play wow
SocomTedd > you play....
SocomTedd > RUNESCAPE!!
TorTorden > nah, hello kittie online
Raavi Mann > OK, was this guy serious or making fun of us XD
Rougeel > haha i think im gonna blow up
Rougeel > how do i get out
Pwnz You > u fall out when u explode
Rougeel > omg
Rougeel > ok
Pwnz You > if u want to save ur ship on the other hand....
Rougeel > haha nice
Rougeel > will i fall out of this capsel
Pwnz You > into space... where ur guy kinda .....dies
Rougeel > i die?
Pwnz You > if ur cap blows up
Rougeel > oh well been killed 3 time
Pwnz You > should avoid that
Rougeel > trying to go in this 00
Pwnz You > why dont u warp away?
Rougeel > i was inside something
Rougeel > screw this game
< PressureLine> the best trick for surviving large group pvp is to have an unprnouncable name
Sleak > oooh so railgun require ammo huh wierd
0o0Preatorian0o0 > PRIVET AUCTIONS ARE A SCAM!!
Sobriquet Cognomen > I sell many shrubs legitimately!
Sobriquet Cognomen > I sell many shrubs legitimately!
Mia Trouble > actually its pretty much open scope whith pve and pvp which makes it interesting and caters to both sides only pvp is more saafe than pve
Mia Trouble > The irony
Raz Lictor > "pvp is more safe than pve"
Raz Lictor > -.-
Unoriginal Name02 > pvp is inherently less safe..
Mia Trouble > Yeah it was a kinda metafore Raz
Raz Lictor > Does "metafore" mean wrong?
Mia Trouble > No but look at it from this angle if your into pvp your safe as in you can do it almost freely but pve is open to attack at any time
Unoriginal Name02 > .....
Raz Lictor > I'm too tired for this level of inanity.
Unoriginal Name02 > Because....when you pvp....you are safe from attack.....wut
Mia Trouble > The irony
Raz Lictor > "pvp is more safe than pve"
Raz Lictor > -.-
Unoriginal Name02 > pvp is inherently less safe..
Mia Trouble > Yeah it was a kinda metafore Raz
Raz Lictor > Does "metafore" mean wrong?
Mia Trouble > No but look at it from this angle if your into pvp your safe as in you can do it almost freely but pve is open to attack at any time
Unoriginal Name02 > .....
Raz Lictor > I'm too tired for this level of inanity.
Unoriginal Name02 > Because....when you pvp....you are safe from attack.....wut
VergilGordon > [posts a disturbing omgrawr.net quote]
Desomodena > that's one
Desomodena > you all are molesting my inner child...please stop
VergilGordon > Sweet, how old is it?
Desomodena > that's one
Desomodena > you all are molesting my inner child...please stop
VergilGordon > Sweet, how old is it?
Siren Sylvanis > artillery isn't that bad if you can get used to the fact that your firing rate is surpassed by a 15th century cannon